Marcus Mitchell #78 Whoop Whoop it’s the sound of the… DWP 🚨

[caldie76]

Can someone fill me in beauts is he in Paris is he getting married ? Who is L

 

[MrsPoison]

Probably already trying to get on the Real Housewives of Paris.

Is anybody on Eiffel Tower watch? He's upgraded from the bridge now.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

when was he meant to go to Paris? is he gonna hide in his flat and then get back online in a week with Pinterest photos of France claiming he had been there?

We worked it out to the 29th, if he ever really booked it that is

 

[nichew]

Just checking in. The Fatfud hasn't surfaced then?
Hmm .
Think he's been put into the clink where he's regaling the other lags with tales of his great gay sex love affair, his murder spree, his strangulation of his father, his life on the lam with the bed runner and wanted posters/calendars plastered over all the offies. His beautiful sister Amy Jane, his twin brother (can't remember his name), his pet sloth Sid and his pal crunchy locks with the flammable hair and his life as a road man rapper Baddie Boo.

Sound like it coukd be a book series beaut

 

[HeyBabes]

I think Freddy is more likeable tbh

And better looking

 

[Katlen12]

Anyone know if they sell Strongbow dark fruits in Gay Paris…asking for a friend!

 

[Not_A_Troll]

He’s turned the comments back on on his Insta!

Such an attention seeker

 

[nichew]

Beauts as if I’ve been on holiday and have come back to tattle to this shitstorm the pockets returned, Marcus has been in the news, a fucking air ambulance has been called. Sham are you Alexander The Great by any chance?!

It’s been amazing beaut. Everything was being monitored and recorded as well beaut

 

[Piff paff puff]

thread nom BIB entertained,concerned and bewildered

A contemporary version of Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered by Doris Day for beauts

 

[Mycatismad]

I love the way he says he’s not poor but used to suck off will for a line

Ahh the golden era, I miss those times

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

How long have comments been turned off on his grid posts? Just went to look to see if any huns were going ‘u ok hun? Pm me’

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Is he busy packing for Paris?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I actually think the impossible has happened and he is ashamed of himself, all his neighbours would have seen that cornwall live post and the all the comments and receipts

I've got to be ashaaaaaamed, I've been outed.

 

[JulesC]

Can sham post these on the Cornwall live page PLEASEEE

They’re on there beaut!

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Will he make an appearance before then do we think?

 

[Wills315]

He said the other week he would laugh at someone getting murdered,

My kid has just got into the Ice Age films, she did not understand why I was laughing so much telling her that the sloth is called Sid

Did you ask her over for a scary movie night

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I hope he’s been given a good kick in and is hiding until the bruises go

Or he’s got himself a stay in the local psych ward to cement the outcome of his DWP investigation that he couldn’t possibly work full time as he has autism.

 

[Mycatismad]

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This is amazing!!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

WHHHHHHHHHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

that was his boyband era

 

[Stripper Vicar]

A private life is a happy life beauts though I doubt nothing has changed whatsoever though he could be on a TAG

Maybe he got his wish and got sectioned