"It's a long story" translation " Yes my mum's a massive slut"LOL!!!
Also love the way he said ‘it’s a long story’ rather than listing all herdead exesgentleman friends
The "I'm being sectioned" through tears makes me howwwllll every time. I send it to my friends and they don't find it as funny as me as they are not tattlers (boring bitches)welcome beaut, I highly reccomend this compilation by our own @KJ-2022, he name it "something marcus"
The shitting in the bushThe "I'm being sectioned" through tears makes me howwwllll every time. I send it to my friends and they don't find it as funny as me as they are not tattlers (boring bitches)
Not thanks he might try strangle me or stab me or crush my bones (not in a malicious way though)Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
Bet he was a right laugh while gobbling Wills ball bagDoes anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
I’m sorry, whatDoes anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
I think it would be hilarious to go out with him, watch him make a cunt of himself in real timeDoes anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
The thought of will sliding in and out of them cheeks thoughRight, who's horny Beauts?
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You absolute prick of a bastardDoes anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
No I’d rather not go for a drink with someone who has poor eating habits, poor hygiene. Begs for drinks and wouldn’t stop shoving a camera in his face before vomiting, pissing on himself and shitting in a bush on his way home.Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
No beaut just youDoes anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go on a night out with this fucker.Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
I'd rather assist Sid ( that's his Mum) to make envelope bouquets and passively aggressively slag off her cat feeding/kidnapping bitch of a neighbour!I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go on a night out with this fucker.
Prick of a bastard wouldn’t buy a single drink all night !!!
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No beaut, he once jumped a girl on a night out with Adelllllle and attacked her, he had a scratched face the next day.Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
I think you need to go awayyyyyy!Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober
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