Marcus Mitchell #61 Marcus, Marcus, what the heck? 19 stone and you’ve lost your neck!

[Not_A_Troll]

Could only take a few minutes of the live before he bored me to death but;

He’s feeling “regenerised”
He asked the restaurant to make him something as close to a McDonalds as they could
He’s having afternoon tea tomorrow
Doesn’t know how much anything costs (so could be interesting when they give him the bill at check out)
Doesn’t know what he’s going to do tomorrow, might go to the cinema
Has enough snacks for a week (my bet is they’ll all be gone tonight)

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Could only take a few minutes of the live before he bored me to death but;

He’s feeling “regenerised”
He asked the restaurant to make him something as close to a McDonalds as they could
He’s having afternoon tea tomorrow
Doesn’t know how much anything costs (so could be interesting when they give him the bill at check out)
Doesn’t know what he’s going to do tomorrow, might go to the cinema
Has enough snacks for a week (my bet is they’ll all be gone tonight)

bleeping lardy cake wanting something like McDonald’s
I would piss myself if someone rang the hotel saying they had concerns for his welfare and the filth went out to see him

 

[Lucyxxxx]

bleeping lardy cake wanting something like McDonald’s
I would piss myself if someone rang the hotel saying they had concerns for his welfare and the filth went out to see him

I had this exact thought earlier

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So the hotel have shared his stories to their insta and he in a suite. I wonder if they are aware of his unhygenic ways and his poisonous toe…

Its almost like it was a gifted stay

If it's on the hotel's site it was definitely gifted.

Report to the ASA both his stories and the hotel's page. Report. Report. Report.

 

[ladymanc221]

Shame @Venom can't superimpose a massive amount of Nytols on his latest 'night beauts' post and screenshot it

 

[Chipsandcheese]

I just want everyone to look at my new profile pic before you go off to bed beauts x

 

[Borderline]

Is he there by himself?

He's everywhere by himself

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

That place needs burning to the ground after that dirty bastard leaves for sanitisation purposes!

 

[Rach88]

I mean they cant be THAT desperate for content from the village idiot right

 

[Borderline]

Could only take a few minutes of the live before he bored me to death but;

He’s feeling “regenerised”
He asked the restaurant to make him something as close to a McDonalds as they could
He’s having afternoon tea tomorrow
Doesn’t know how much anything costs (so could be interesting when they give him the bill at check out)
Doesn’t know what he’s going to do tomorrow, might go to the cinema
Has enough snacks for a week (my bet is they’ll all be gone tonight)

What. The. duck.

Also be interested to see what the afternoon tea is given it'll likely have some kind of salad in the sandwiches

 

[ladymanc221]

What. The. duck.

Also be interested to see what the afternoon tea is given it'll likely have some kind of salad in the sandwiches

I really don't think he knows what afternoon tea is?! can just see him spitting cress out of his posh sandwiches

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Imagine the smell. The farts, the toe, the sweaty folds all combined. They’ll have to set fire to the room once he’s gone.

 

[Rach88]

Tbf its the shittest 'suite' ive ever seen

 

[Ambrosie]

I had a lurk here a while ago then was fully distracted by the Stephen “ars” Bear thread. But had a nosy again today. Surely this scrotum shouldn’t be begging for money if he’s on benefits? Thought all that kind of thing needs to be declared? Also, if I ever go to a fancy spa, all I will think of will be of from now on is whether a fat sweaty crying serial-killer-looking twit with a pus-filled toe was sat there naked before me

 

[spaceraider69]

He’s probably going to give the next set of guests a ringworm infestation

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Oh god, I bet he leaves skid marks on the sheets

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Heading down to dinner somewhere he says is really posh in his Andy Fordham T-shirt the massive slob

 

[Frankysaysrelax]

What did gym time consist of ?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

What did gym time consist of ?

Walking past the door

 

[Borderline]

Walking past the door

.....To the sauna. Probably thinks both kinds of sweating burn calories of the same value and doesn't realise it's just his body losing water

He's annoyed me. I get people have nice gifts etc and I don't begrudge him being there but it's just the smugness of it all.

Just enjoy it rather than having to make a big point all the time