boojange
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This same name stuff is an obsession with the weirdo family I've married into...let's call my husband Bert 53. Well, Bert's dad is also Bert as was his Dad, my Bert's grandad. Bert the grandad decides to name both his eldest son Bert (my fil) and his eldest daughter Berta...has ten other kids, one of which calls his first born son Bert, who is my Bert's cousin...
Ten years ago Bert the cousin dies. We go to Dead Bert's funeral. Dead Bert's mum, dad and siblings are all devastated obviously, at the end of the service we are gathering outside of the crematorium and Dead Bert's family are thanking the attendees. Some old colleague of my husband runs over to us, bursts out crying and exclaims, 'you're not the dead one, thank god! I read it in the obituaries and thought you'd passed on! So glad it's not you!'
Comedy gold! Dead Bert's family were horrified!
When I was pregnant they suggested Bert as a name. They got told to eff off!
Ten years ago Bert the cousin dies. We go to Dead Bert's funeral. Dead Bert's mum, dad and siblings are all devastated obviously, at the end of the service we are gathering outside of the crematorium and Dead Bert's family are thanking the attendees. Some old colleague of my husband runs over to us, bursts out crying and exclaims, 'you're not the dead one, thank god! I read it in the obituaries and thought you'd passed on! So glad it's not you!'
Comedy gold! Dead Bert's family were horrified!
When I was pregnant they suggested Bert as a name. They got told to eff off!
This same name stuff is an obsession with the weirdo family I've married into...let's call my husband Bert 53. Well, Bert's dad is also Bert as was his Dad, my Bert's grandad. Bert the grandad decides to name both his eldest son Bert (my fil) and his eldest daughter Berta...has ten other kids, one of which calls his first born son Bert, who is my Bert's cousin... my Bert is five years older than cousin Bert.
Ten years ago Bert the cousin dies. We go to Dead Bert's funeral. Dead Bert's mum, dad and siblings are all devastated obviously, at the end of the service we are gathering outside of the crematorium and Dead Bert's family are thanking the attendees. Some old colleague of my husband runs over to us, bursts out crying and exclaims, 'you're not the dead one, thank god! I read it in the obituaries and thought you'd passed on! So glad it's not you!'
Comedy gold! Dead Bert's family were horrified!
When I was pregnant they suggested Bert as a name. They got told to eff off!
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at the end of that live, you heard him take the bag, and he said "if you ever need to buy" he warned the dealer he was live, the dealer said turn it off and asked him why he was up so early. He's so fucking brazen. Last night on his live he had it all over his chin and the comments were saying "wipe your chin" "you have powder on your chin" and he said he hadn't done any of that "stuff" since last year even though his jaw hasn't stopped swinging for months, including the whole time he was at the hotel, so much so that Beauts are thinking he's had a stroke.
he wrote the book on begging for money - is pinning your Paypal not worse???? cheeky get 
he is delusional 
the pinning the Paypal and bragging how much he has got 
hardly the actions of a genuine homeless person is it beauts? and Camborne is full of street homeless too who would give anything for his room 
