Marcus Mitchell #46 CrunchyLocks and the Three Begs

[caldie76]

I can’t cope

 

[BubbleDuck]

He burped right at the start of the video before he even started the challenge, then said he never burped so the challenge wouldn’t work . Then had to ask what the challenge even was. And for someone who doesn’t give a duck how many viewers he has , he kept asking why no one was commenting, was the comments broken etc .

fair enough I know adding vodka knocks some of the fizz out but considering he downs pints ( which is what ,580 ml ish) , he took about 5 attempts to drink that 500ml bottle, which is just further proof that his vodka and lemonade alcoholic lifestyle was actually just him getting his 8 glasses of water in a day

 

[KJ-2022]

Aww how nice! GuntChops and BettyBooktheBenefitCrook out for lunch together! What a couple of beauts!
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Eating out yet again! He's not going to drink himself to death now but eat himself to death. Every day this cunt eats out. Most people who work can't afford the luxury. He is getting bigger and bigger by the day and an absolute bore.
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Onslow and Rose reunited

 

[Cilla Slack]

Hi all, loooong time lurker her.

Are you missing his random TikTok lives? He's just been on getting terrored by two young girls about the colour of his pubes His face fell like a dropped quiche.

He's been on live twice today (that I've caught, anyway).

 

[AngelBabes]

Does his end of alcoholism coincide with his death date in august though? What’s he going to die from instead?

Okay beauts, I have some questions please:

1. Is he planning on being buried or cremated
2. Will the pocket be buried / cremated with him
3. Will the service be filmed on a live
4. What outfit will he be buried / cremated in
5. Will Sid send the invites out via
6. Will Rich Mitch provide utterly butterly toast at the wake
7. Will the wake be held at Sppons because surely the ban will be lifted once he has gone awayyy
8. If the wake is held at Spoons, will the table numbers be shared
9. Will those attending the service be requested to wear a mustard coloured t-shirt, ripped jeans and sliders

So many questions and so little answers beauts!

 

[Borderline]

Ya but he’s got WiLlpOwEr 🫠 . Only Will power he’s had is Will ploughing him in the travelodge but he couldn’t even hold onto him as a mate septic bastard.

He's got willplougher

 

[elliebellieboo]

Detective Boo isn't here to super sleuth this one but I bloody knew it! He said he's been to Disneyland in his recent questions, yet before he said he's "never been abroad". I knew he'd shared a pic of him as a kid on a foreign holiday sitting at a table with his grandparents, I bet he's been all over the place. I wish I had the receipts. Why does he lie about the strangest things? That was literally to get people to feel bad that Sid Vicious is going on holiday without him, so manipulative.

Detective Boo is unfortunately hospitalised with an iffy pancreas. Thankfully I’ve veeted my face so the toast crumbs just glide off my face

 

[HeyBabes]

Can someone please tell me what this flump has to worry about? His soaring energy bills? How petrol is close to £2 a litre? The price of his average weekly shop a d wondering if his monthly wage is going to stretch that far? Didn't think so, he just needs to worry about his next beggy, attention seeking post and whether he'll get his "king of memes" crown back.
Fuck up Marcus, you've really wound me up this morn

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thank you for the love beauts just read back my msg and I just dropped it casually in there the way MM does suicide threats. I'm just very tired. Had to leave as much as I can untouched for crime scene investigators. We are all OK though just need a hot shower and a good sleep tonight (abit like MM tbh).

 

[HeyBabes]

When you didn't think he could become any less appealing, he's given himself a bad dye job...toner beaut! You need to TONE!!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Didnt someone say cliquey a while ago?
I haven't been following mm or the thread lately. Did he weigh in on the primark fight video?

Yeah I have heard whispers that we are apparently cliquey. Bit rich considering we even welcomed Adelle and gin andTomic in to this thread like they were regular thread goers!

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

It really is a miracle turn around isn’t it? From being an alcoholic, crack whore, violent, pants-shitter who scheduled his suicide and bet us all he’d be snug and happy in his grave in a few months… To loving life and not having a care in the world within a matter days!!!

 

[spaceraider69]

Marcus doesn’t burp like Prince Andrew doesn’t sweat!!

 

[AngelBabes]

Id say she got herself a razon and a thinning scissors over lockdown and because she’s exactly like Marcus with his delusions and sense of grandeur probably self diagnosed herself as a barber!

Self diagnosed barber! ‘Rod’s Rimmings Trimmings’ 🪒

 

[MrsPoison]

New profile pic alert

 

[AngelBabes]

Attention please, attention please!

“Calling all beauts, calling all beauts, I am happy to announce that the spoof TikTok account is back!”

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Imagine if he has another "attempt" but she still just pisses off on holiday

Actually wasn't she out living her best life in her local curry house when blobby scratched his gut with a Budweiser bottle was bleeding out from near fatal wounds from a 12 inch knife?!

Yep she wouldn’t visit him hospital - went for a curry instead
I can just imagine him dangling off the A30 bridge on the day of Sid’s departure - she’ll just be like ‘bye fucker’ and board the plane, hitting the wine as soon as she takes her seat

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What a pair of pricks

Hi Carcus and Betty Book, the Benefit Crook!!

 

[Rach88]

Wow he has bigger tits than me at this point and I'm a d cup

 

[The A30 Roller]

It's Live on insta, it's bigger than ever and he said he's going to do the Sprite challenge. Now, this concerns me. We all know how much gas he already has, but the size of that gunt could store vast amounts of C02. It's a ticking time bomb

**UPDATE** He says the Sprite is bloating him right out. Nah it aint the Sprite mate.