Marcus Mitchell #36 Not just any alcoholic, he’s a M&S MMMM alcoholic

[uncleBryn]

The saying is no longer, “does a bear shit in the woods “ it’s “does Marcus shit in a bush “

 

[spaceraider69]

What sort of homeless ‘alcoholic’ has Next throws, M&S vodka, M&S food and a mum on hand to clean up!

 

[JellyPundik]

He ate that Swiss roll cake like it was a sausage roll.

Poor Colin. He never stood a chance

 

[The A30 Roller]

I know it's only been a few hours, but I'm already getting TL withdrawal symptoms. No crisps, fatchers, dark fruits, and I even miss the PayPal link and the word BLOCK. Feels like it's been years. Marcus, be a beaut and give me a line of sherbet go live to calm me down. Xx

 

[BubbleDuck]

Just flicks it off

Knew there was a reason I thought this weird toad picture looked familiar!

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

This is the thing that annoys me.
Tattle- can’t believe he’s stooping this low making a mockery of alcoholism and risking people their jobs
The LLL - hahahahahaha this is fucking hilarious man omg so so funny I will send you some money

 

[Sunsetlass]

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I love a trip to the tip on a bank holiday…..wonder if he’s having a clear out on moving day?

 

[JellyPundik]

End of an era beauts. Feeling emosh

 

[Peth]

Twat face is off again

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who leaves their Coke on the table ..it soaks into the wood n indentations .. this amateur needs a dvd case or mirror

 

[Apple In My Pie]

ill never shut up about this but there was an episode of Jeremy Kyle on in about 2016 when I was going to college and the headline was ‘DID YOU SHIT IN MY FRIDGE’ it was a lie detector. I had to go to college before the results came in and i was fucking fuming.

so given MMs antics over the last few days, he’d fit right in...!

 

[BubbleDuck]

I think I speak for all of humanity when i ask
this question Marcus ………….





Have you eaten today ?

 

[boojange]

I didn't even have to make this. The Internet knows!

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Marcus waiting for his Dad to finally fk off to bed so he can go live

 

[Caw1982]

Huns stop me!!!

I'm an alcoholic clearly.

I've nailed a bottle of wine this afternoon, going to open a 2nd.
Does that warrant an intervention.
Does that qualify me for LLL to check I've eaten??
Can I beg for PayPal funds?
Can I pack up and go live in a hotel.

I can clarify.......

I've washed!!!
I've not thrown a soft drink at my wall.
I've not shit in a bush (or on the deck or AstroTurf for that matter)
I've eaten..... but not a Colin the Caterpillar!!!
The shop served me without a bed runner on my head.
I haven't done a live. Ever.......
Oh and I don't sound like a whoppee cushion when I breath.

 

[Tobodee]

Haha he’s put on his stories his live last night where he told them two poor lads he’s an alcoholic. What a cringe bag he is

and noticed when he says to them “I’m an alcoholic” they think he’s said “I’m cold” cos they go “yeh, it’s freezing innit”. Hahahaha

 

[ladymanc221]

I bet the staff in the Travelodge have been given the afternoon off to get trashed on dark fruits and 50% off Maccies they are that traumatised by Beggy Mitchell and his disgusting antics I bet his room has been cordoned off as a fucking bio hazard and you can only enter wearing a hazmat suit and a shit load of Zoflora and Elbow Grease

 

[Crazy Horse]

Hiya Beauts had to stay off here last night. He’s triggered me so bad. Just caught up & can see he did it to lots of other people too. The nasty horrible cunt, I hate him. Just starting this thread now (great title by the way @Caw1982)
So to all the lovely beauts who he has triggered we all got this.
Peace & Love to Everyone

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Morning Beauts x
Pic of me when i checked here & seen nada overnight shenanigans

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Someone screen record or I will shit all over your hedge. I swear on your life.

 

[boojange]

#37 From the Lodge to the Inn, a new bush to shit in!