I'll have a chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms
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tumble out of bed but he hasn’t got a kitchen, pours himself a cup of no ambition, belch and fart and try to come to life schlomp to maccy d’s before he wastes away
7 double muffins and he’s ready for the day
With folks like him on the job from 9-5
working 9-5 what a way to make a living
Pinning his PayPal it’s all taking and no giving
Beauts just steal his memes and they never give him credit- it’s enough to give him a MMMM™️ If he let it….
Stunning
schlomp to maccy d’s before he wastes away
7 double muffins and he’s ready for the day
With folks like him on the job from 9-5
working 9-5 what a way to make a living
Pinning his PayPal it’s all taking and no giving
Beauts just steal his memes and they never give him credit- it’s enough to give him a MMMM™️ If he let it….
How dare I go and have a bipolar meltdown - its just taken me a week to catch up but Im here and I promise I won't have another one otherwise I will actually have to go away!
Ive been sober for 7 months on my psychs orders - he makes me realise how much I don't miss drinking!
Ive been sober for 7 months on my psychs orders - he makes me realise how much I don't miss drinking!
And a sagg aloo please Mick
Right, but they're my bhunas. If you wanna bhuna Marcus, order a bhuna!
I’m off to watch the Boxing beauts, if he kicks off can you lovely beauts record it. See you all tomorrow peace & love to everyone 
Brilliant. Marcus will piss at this I'm sure.
Night ya'll
So it’s took me a good hour to catch up on 70+ pages since Thursday. I’d like to declare I haven’t tit myself, spoke about the dead, consumed my body weight in food and I have in fact showered. But today I noticed my dad enjoying a can of cider. My dear 55 year old, hardworking, absolute star of a man. What cider you ask? Thatchers. MMMM from mouth ache incoming.
Marcus have you thought about my bhunas?!
I need help what’s the LLL brigade
I think he ment season A30 beaut
Basically his followers who baby him, tell him he’s inspirational, preach #bekind then call anyone who disagrees with them vicious sad trolls and menopausal losers . Can often be identified by having a profile picture so filtered that they look like a WISH Mrs Hinch , and describe themselves as Boss Babes because they sell dodgy mlm diet hot chocolates or unregulated wax melts
So I’m pissed again! Don’t judge me I’m not MM! taking one for the team with late night watch and sweet FA has happened!!
taking one for the team with late night watch and sweet FA has happened!!
okay fully caught up! Thanks!
Basically his followers who baby him, tell him he’s inspirational, preach #bekind then call anyone who disagrees with them vicious sad trolls and menopausal losers . Can often be identified by having a profile picture so filtered that they look like a WISH Mrs Hinch , and describe themselves as Boss Babes because they sell dodgy mlm diet hot chocolates or unregulated wax melts
half of these people he calls friends I’ve never seen before ever! But it’ll only be a short time before they can see him breaking down in his hotel room, to switching it off when he’s in private.
2am checking in…nothing. Wine with the bf and then we smashed our kids Lindt bunny and then bed see you all in the morning
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