Winning thread title by @Tellingtales - well done beaut! Treat yourself to a celebratory bash on the communal followed by a lukewarm can of Thatchers
@Lucyxxxx fancy treating us to a recap beaut?
@Lucyxxxx fancy treating us to a recap beaut?
Outstanding beaut!Ohhhh Iâm overdue
Give me some room , gunts coming through
Beauts paid my dues
Bipolar mood
Me and my headbutts gonna shake the room
Tattlers trolling (show your hands)
A30 rolling (thatâs my jam)
I need thatchers , to get me off
tit until my clothes will rot
Itâs explosive tit stains erupting
Still on live 6 in the morning
Knock knock the feds at the door again
No question itâs a MMMMâ˘ď¸
Tenancyâs up (can you feel it)
About to headbutt
Gonna get looren gonna get my beauts gonna make some noise
Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a bit unruly
Vomit and tit in a hurry
Sidâs arrived to do that laundry
Itâs about time that she took that phone
Fight me
If you want it youâll have to fight me
Wake up dead in a pool of blood
Gonna get murdered
Itâs about time to end the live
Here it comes it the MMMMâ˘ď¸ youâve been waiting on
Family tree on the ceiling thatâs whatâs up
Doing MMMMâ˘ď¸ to the maximum oh oh, here we go
Can you hear when the secrets start to drop?
Our sid begging Marcus please stop
And I bet you tattlers gonna call the travelodgeâŚwoaaahhh woaaah wooooahhh woaaaahhh
Rock and dole lifestyleWow another whirlwind thread has gone by.
Recap.
Since the last thread approx 48 hrs ago Marcus is still very much losing himself again.
Defecated over himself whilst on live.
Hes finally found a way to make money off social media - his beauts are bankrolling his rock and dole lifestyle.
Only 2 weeks left until we find out if he's been accepted as homeless.
He still isn't sleeping.
He gets bigger with every live.
Someone apparently tried to hack his PayPal - leading tattlers to wonder if Tom had finally decided to take action to retrieve his ÂŁ80.
Is Jazmine his bestie? Is Sash still his shofa?
Heidi's meant to be meeting up with him this week.
Sincere apologies if I've missed anything.
's for all.
Ps my thread title was 2nd place. I will be back and greater then ever youll all see.
Prob been asked to open the Hayle branch of pets at homecanât catch up until later but saw his latest post LOL wasnât it about two weeks ago he had an amazing opportunity he wasnât going to tell us. Needs to keep up with his own lies itâs embarrassing hard work SNM
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Maybe heâs going to be The Face of Thatcherâs Cidercanât catch up until later but saw his latest post LOL wasnât it about two weeks ago he had an amazing opportunity he wasnât going to tell us. Needs to keep up with his own lies itâs embarrassing hard work SNM
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Surprised heâs not been tagging Thatchers on his stories trying to get free ciderMaybe heâs going to be The Face of Thatcherâs Cider
Was gonna say free shares for him which we all know would make him a ton of cash right now, maybe he's doing both!Maybe heâs going to be The Face of Thatcherâs Cider
Can you imagine their utter horror?!Surprised heâs not been tagging Thatchers on his stories trying to get free cider
Hang about. Didnât he say fairly recently that his favourite cider is Harry Weston cider?Can you imagine their utter horror?!
Bowing down Beaut!!! Absolutely sensational!!!!Ohhhh Iâm overdue
Give me some room , gunts coming through
Beauts paid my dues
Bipolar mood
Me and my headbutts gonna shake the room
Tattlers trolling (show your hands)
A30 rolling (thatâs my jam)
I need thatchers , to get me off
tit until my clothes will rot
Itâs explosive tit stains erupting
Still on live 6 in the morning
Knock knock the feds at the door again
No question itâs a MMMMâ˘ď¸
Tenancyâs up (can you feel it)
About to headbutt
Gonna get looren gonna get my beauts gonna make some noise
Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a bit unruly
Vomit and tit in a hurry
Sidâs arrived to do that laundry
Itâs about time that she took that phone
Fight me
If you want it youâll have to fight me
Wake up dead in a pool of blood
Gonna get murdered
Itâs about time to end the live
Here it comes it the MMMMâ˘ď¸ youâve been waiting on
Family tree on the ceiling thatâs whatâs up
Doing MMMMâ˘ď¸ to the maximum oh oh, here we go
Can you hear when the secrets start to drop?
Our sid begging Marcus please stop
And I bet you tattlers gonna call the travelodgeâŚwoaaahhh woaaah wooooahhh woaaaahhh
Like Alan Partridge at the colmans Mustard awardsI'm surprised he isn't drinking Rattler, being as its a cornish cider made up the road from where he is. He could drop in a do a book signing while advertising for them