Marcus Mitchell #31 Marcus Thatcher

[Lucyxxxx]

Wow another whirlwind thread has gone by.

Recap.

Since the last thread approx 48 hrs ago Marcus is still very much losing himself again.
Defecated over himself whilst on live.
Hes finally found a way to make money off social media - his beauts are bankrolling his rock and dole lifestyle.
Only 2 weeks left until we find out if he's been accepted as homeless.
He still isn't sleeping.
He gets bigger with every live.
Someone apparently tried to hack his PayPal - leading tattlers to wonder if Tom had finally decided to take action to retrieve his £80.
Is Jazmine his bestie? Is Sash still his shofa?
Heidi's meant to be meeting up with him this week.

Sincere apologies if I've missed anything.

's for all.

Ps my thread title was 2nd place. I will be back and greater then ever youll all see.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Ohhhh I’m overdue

Give me some room , gunts coming through

Beauts paid my dues

Bipolar mood

Me and my headbutts gonna shake the room



Tattlers trolling (show your hands)

A30 rolling (that’s my jam)

I need thatchers , to get me off

Shit until my clothes will rot



It’s explosive shit stains erupting

Still on live 6 in the morning

Knock knock the feds at the door again

No question it’s a MMMM™️



Tenancy’s up (can you feel it)

About to headbutt

Gonna get looren gonna get my beauts gonna make some noise



Gonna get rowdy

Gonna get a bit unruly

Vomit and shit in a hurry

Sid’s arrived to do that laundry

It’s about time that she took that phone



Fight me

If you want it you’ll have to fight me

Wake up dead in a pool of blood

Gonna get murdered

It’s about time to end the live



Here it comes it the MMMM™️ you’ve been waiting on

Family tree on the ceiling that’s what’s up

Doing MMMM™️ to the maximum oh oh, here we go



Can you hear when the secrets start to drop?

Our sid begging Marcus please stop

And I bet you tattlers gonna call the travelodge…woaaahhh woaaah wooooahhh woaaaahhh

 

[fullyconverted]

A fully thankful converted MM ex friend. As I’ve been dealing with his shit for some time, I’ve never really paid attention to the tattle page, despite knowing what it is. The last few months I’ve been quietly watching MM and his antics on live recently. I’ve been closely watching these threads and have also privately called him when he has been in these states & magically he has switched the “drunk” off. I haven’t spoke to him on the phone recently because I know he switches it off. He can also cry on queue too, he did this a few years ago when he wanted to be an actor on emmerdale. People didn’t believe he couldn’t on the spot and he proceeded to prove them wrong. I’d like to stay, I’ll probably get muted, kicked off here or something. But I’ve had a close watch and made an account to express just how right you all actually are. I understand if I am not welcome. But fk sake it felt good to unload a small amount.
Thanks for listening

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thread suggestion:

#32: Drinking thatchers by the case, what a disgrace, whatever happened to that diet of just the odd grape?

Sorry but I need to hijack your thread suggestion.

Thread #32. Thatchers by the case, you big disgrace, no wonder Sid kicked you outta her place.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Hoooooo boy

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

tumble out of bed but he hasn’t got a kitchen, pours himself a cup of no ambition, belch and fart and try to come to life

schlomp to maccy d’s before he wastes away
7 double muffins and he’s ready for the day
With folks like him on the job from 9-5

working 9-5 what a way to make a living
Pinning his PayPal it’s all taking and no giving
Beauts just steal his memes and they never give him credit- it’s enough to give him a MMMM™️ If he let it….

 

[BubbleDuck]

Did anyone get a recording of Well 'ard?
That sounded funny

I didn’t get a record - I only watched about 10 secs before I got booted ( my shit internet rather than a power mad mod ) so I only got the one screenshot

I dunno how long she and Marcus have followed each other but like I said yesterday, she is trying to get her following back up after losing her main account.

Did anyone get screenshots of him being back on the cider last night ? I went to look this morning but he must have already deleted it

I was hoping to see a compo face

Plot twist - the slug was Marcus

 

[aalmaalm]

Fuck off had he had ‘the best email in the world’ all I can guess it is is 50% off Uber eats

 

[BubbleDuck]

I need help what’s the LLL brigade

Basically his followers who baby him, tell him he’s inspirational, preach #bekind then call anyone who disagrees with them vicious sad trolls and menopausal losers . Can often be identified by having a profile picture so filtered that they look like a WISH Mrs Hinch , and describe themselves as Boss Babes because they sell dodgy mlm diet hot chocolates or unregulated wax melts

 

[Toe_Jam]

 

[boojange]

 

[spidermonkey]

 

[BubbleDuck]

I'll have a chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms

Careful, Marcus is eyeing up one of your bhunas

 

[sweetlittlelies]

Sid is an absolute hun isnt she. Cheeky little nose stud, little head tilt. We love you Sidney

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!!!
1 of my spawns of satan has come in from school and put "Top of the world" on on in his room

I'm just going to check he's not really Marcus. Bye fuckers

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Interesting way to look at it Your life is an absolute disaster - you’re getting drunk and shitting/pissing yourself and vomiting on lives on the daily, confessing murder, abusing your mum, head banging the wall, crying and vomiting at maccies, faking ODs and threatening suicides… So, ya know, sounds legit

 

[JellyPundik]

Marcus Mitchell #32 the sperm that made it to Sid's egg. Turns out to be a massive beg

 

[Crazy Horse]

The dynamics on this thread seem to of changed, & there seems to be an underlying tension. Or is it just me

 

[Caw1982]

Oooooo

 

[JellyPundik]

I'm not Marcus. I've got two socks on.