I was in the drive through at Starbucks today, it’s opposite a premier inn, and there’s banners around it advertising thatchers. Obviously the first person I thought of was our master manipulator Marcus. Then I realised he’d love it there, premier in, fatchers, Starbucks AND a McDonald’s all on one industrial estate.
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Beauts iv had to cut his live off.
He's proper belly laughing about thinking he had 'liver failure' after 2 cans of Harry westons
He has no bleepin conscience at all
Absolute piss taker
He's proper belly laughing about thinking he had 'liver failure' after 2 cans of Harry westons
He has no bleepin conscience at all
Absolute piss taker
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Just post your table number beaut!
Have I missed anything juicy ladies? Am still feeling bad and got a positive covid test today beauts
No, I've come off, they are discussing different names for tina
The most exciting part was when he said he has about 8 sugars in tea but then couldn't remember what he said and back tracked to say was it 5,6 or 8
Come on Marcus not far from a new thread. Let's see it in, in style.
Here here!
He had a coughing fit and was filling his cup up secretly and you could here rhe can!!! Does he think we’re stupid 
A drive through Star bucks? Where are you based that offers such luxury?!
His 'toes killing him and it's his own fault but if it needs b amputating then so be it cos he's bloody done with it now' apparently
That's it, more disability benefit for you to claim eh Marcus?
That's it, more disability benefit for you to claim eh Marcus?
I have one of these near me too! They’re popping up all over the place now !
Oh good to see he’s not been on top form lolNo, I've come off, they are discussing different names for tina
The most exciting part was when he said he has about 8 sugars in tea but then couldn't remember what he said and back tracked to say was it 5,6 or 8
That ”ba doo ba dah“ thing he does goes right through me
I wanna punch myself in the throat everytime that he does it
Wouldn't surprise me if he starts saying he's got alopecia now after he said 'my hairs coming out!' and holds up 1 strand with the LLL brigade saying it's the stress. They love to fill his head with ideas
Is he drinking his cider out of that mug in hopes people won’t notice? …
He's just produced the plate of leftover Indian from last nite from the side of him on the table, sniffed it and said he's really tempted to eat it.
Can of Thatcher says he starts eating it within 10mins
Can of Thatcher says he starts eating it within 10mins
Lololol it's so obvious! The way he's knocking it back and licking his lips. Keep seeing him looking down at his cans aswell. bleeping numpty!Is he drinking his cider out of that mug in hopes people won’t notice? …
Pahaha! It's so obvious! The way he's knocking it back and licking his lips. Keep seeing him looking down at his cans aswell. bleeping numpty!Is he drinking his cider out of that mug in hopes people won’t notice? …
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