Marcus Mitchell #29 Marcus, fart if you need help

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He makes me so fucking angry. All he’s doing is making a mockery of mental health. I’ve suffered from depression for 10 years, with endless amounts of lifestyle changes, medication and therapy (yes Marcus, I actually try) . Marcus is suicidal one minute, happy the next as soon as he’s shoving a Big Mac down his fat gullet. I do not believe for one second he is mentally ill. The only thing he’s addicted to is attention.
 
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Probably gone to lick the remnants of thatchers off the sink
 
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Him pouring the drinks down the sink had me howling beauts. Mascara all down my face what a dickhead
 
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Please don’t judge me but I’ve just ordered McDonald’s because he’s made me want one.
That’s how disgusting I am
 
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Exactly
 
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Yeah so he was outside the hotel and a bloke said “be careful of the guy with long hair he got arrested last night. You might want to put your phone in your pocket just to be safe”
 
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Please don’t judge me but I’ve just ordered McDonald’s because he’s made me want one.
That’s how disgusting I am
I don't blame ye beaut, I ended up popping to the shop for some vino, he made me wanna get marcussed
 
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He wants to be careful what he wishes.
The police could put him on a section 136 when he has one of his turns, but obviously see he's just a drunken blob arseing about.
A section 2 will land him in hospital for
28 days, depending if he's a danger to himself and others.
This could be converted to section 3, which is for up to 6 months, and he can be medicated, even if he refuses. This could reviewed regularly, and can be extended if necessary...
So, fatso, if you're just pissing about for attention, consider the consequences of your actions, as it may be some considerable time before you bum Maccy Ds and freebie drinks ......
 
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Yeah so he was outside the hotel and a bloke said “be careful of the guy with long hair he got arrested last night. You might want to put your phone in your pocket just to be safe”
Fuck me sideways the police must literally draw short straws when they see the travelodge Hayle come up on their job list
 
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You’re right that is completely wrong.
 
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He’s really made me want a double cheeseburger but I’m on a diet of Aldi mac n cheese, 1 grape and diarrhoea hot chocolates for my holiday in 10 days
 
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He’s really made me want a double cheeseburger but I’m on a diet of Aldi mac n cheese, 1 grape and diarrhoea hot chocolates for my holiday in 10 days
Well it worked for Marcus he lost 35 pounds in a week now he’s stopped has gained 356
He is the size of Harvey Price now I swear
 
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I had to skip from page 11, need to be in real time. Can’t afford to lose myself on this thread. Bloody already missed a kick off when I was at work!! Marcus, the evenings about this time are far more convenient if you fancy a meltdown beaut.
 
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Did I miss something? I’ve never heard of Jazmine before and now I feel like a total failure
 
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