Manon Lagreve

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She surely deserved that break, and so did we... 😇

Of course, her first post had to be an ad. What else could it possibly be?
For yet another ice cream maker no one needs. The best ice cream maker ever, obviously...
Oh wait... what about that super-expensive Ninja thing? Not so great after all? Hmmm 🤔
 
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I see that Madame has had to, quelle dommage, take time off to look after her kids for a few weeks so she won't be able to post on social media work. If only she'd managed to get a free holiday in beforehand, oh wait...
Haha, thought the same 😅
Too bad Nikki didn't manage to book her into a nice hotel with a 24/7 kids club for free for 3 weeks to make "solo parenting" a little easier for her...
But couldn't she have stayed in la belle France for 3 more weeks? Bet french Mamie et Papi would have been thrilled to be her free childcare backup aka village while Papa is away, no?
 
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Haha, thought the same 😅
Too bad Nikki didn't manage to book her into a nice hotel with a 24/7 kids club for free for 3 weeks to make "solo parenting" a little easier for her...
But couldn't she have stayed in la belle France for 3 more weeks? Bet french Mamie et Papi would have been thrilled to be her free childcare backup aka village while Papa is away, no?
Is he actually away or has he just gone to work like any normal person?
 
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Stop the presses, Madame est revenue! Patting herself on the back for taking a month off Instagram and "solo parenting" with no help or childcare. Does she really think everyone else has granny down the road to take the kids everyday? But she focused on "being wholesome" (wut?) and possibly discovered naturism as she thanks her followers for "baring" with her!

I'm sure she'll soon sneak in a few ads that were filmed during her "time off" though...
 
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Stop the presses, Madame est revenue! Patting herself on the back for taking a month off Instagram and "solo parenting" with no help or childcare. Does she really think everyone else has granny down the road to take the kids everyday? But she focused on "being wholesome" (wut?) and possibly discovered naturism as she thanks her followers for "baring" with her!

I'm sure she'll soon sneak in a few ads that were filmed during her "time off" though...
Yesterday she posted for the first time after her vacation about "going back to work".
Today: the "work" = [PR-stay] at a luxury club in Greece.
So the only reason why she posted yesterday was because she had to promote her gifted vacation 🤮

First thing she talks about, of course: how she is having a drink WITHOUT HER KIDS!!! after 5!!! weeks of childcare (with no help of course).

By the way I can't listen to her talk, her intonation and trying to sound british are so bleeping annoying, it makes my skin crawl. When I do watch her content I usually turn off the volume.
 
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Left the kids at a "crash" did she? Pretty sure the word "crèche" is French so I think she plays up the Franglais for more engagement.
 
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So apparently she's been traveling all night, arrives in the morning, and the first thing she does is drop off the kids at the "crash" to put on her good quality straw hat and brag about that wonderful club to her camera... so much to be grateful for...

On my part I'm grateful for the quiet and peaceful 5 weeks she has gifted her audience...

That "Bonjouuuuur... hello guyyyys" is making my ears bleed 🙉😵
 
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5 weeks with no childcare but was also at the beach at her husband’s home town where his family lives…? Hmmm 🤔
 
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It is so odd how she keeps harping on about having no childcare or help with her kids. This is normal. Does she only know people with nannies or something?

Spending three weeks with the kids while not working sounds like bliss honestly. Not having to follow the schedule of nursery or school, while also not having to juggle work - such a privilege.

I really think she needs to open her eyes to the reality of parenting. Most families do NOT have family or nannies to rely on. She is in the very privileged position of being able to pay for quality flexible childcare, but does nothing but act hard done by. Baffling.
 
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Just in case you didn't know: it's been 5!!!! WEEKS!!! 📢📢📢
(yes, 5 weeks. No childcare. Such heroes)

So you travel all night, send a probably over-tired 2yo to people he's never seen in his whole life (so you can enjoy your iced coffee unbothered), you see he's unwell there, but so what... you send him off again few hours later. Such loving parents 🥹👏👏👏
 

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She's always been more than willing to dump the kids with the hotel babysitter so that she can have dîner a deux with Papa. I think it's a very French mindset, that you need to put your man first even when you have young kids, lest he run off with la secretaire.
 
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She's always been more than willing to dump the kids with the hotel babysitter so that she can have dîner a deux with Papa. I think it's a very French mindset, that you need to put your man first even when you have young kids, lest he run off with la secretaire.
He can't run off with the secrétaire though... Madame is saving him way too much money:
the kids' wardrobe, luxury-vacations, his "suave" outfits, and let's not forget the free home improvement... imagine he'd have to pay for all of this with his own salary...
la secrétaire will have to wait until the house is fully renovated 😂
 
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Does Madame still shill Sezane? Their latest collection is not very her as it's much more minimalist and structured. Not a ditsy print or puff sleeve in sight!
 
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Stop the presses, Madame est revenue! Patting herself on the back for taking a month off Instagram and "solo parenting" with no help or childcare. Does she really think everyone else has granny down the road to take the kids everyday? But she focused on "being wholesome" (wut?) and possibly discovered naturism as she thanks her followers for "baring" with her!

I'm sure she'll soon sneak in a few ads that were filmed during her "time off" though...
I thought they'd split up as she made so many references to solo parenting. Then he's back in the photos again. Colour me perplexed. Perhaps in France both parents stay home all day, every day to raise small children? I see no flaw in that construct. Ok, a few blips in GDP here and there but, hey, needs must.
 
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Does Madame still shill Sezane? Their latest collection is not very her as it's much more minimalist and structured. Not a ditsy print or puff sleeve in sight!
Maybe she'll go with the overprized coats and handbags then? On the other hand, would she really care if it's her style: It's free stuff after all, so she'll make it work 💪😇
 
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I thought they'd split up as she made so many references to solo parenting. Then he's back in the photos again. Colour me perplexed. Perhaps in France both parents stay home all day, every day to raise small children? I see no flaw in that construct. Ok, a few blips in GDP here and there but, hey, needs must.
I have some theories 😇🤣.

A. it's a passive aggressive side kick to her husband because he went on a 3-week boys trip without begging her first, and she's still pissed about it.

B. It's a passive aggressive side kick to her husband, but because he wouldn't let her hire a nanny. She lives in a posh neighbourhood, her work bubble may mostly be overpayed influencers and her husband's rich friends' wifes may all have nannies or au-pairs or something. She wants that too, but monsieur is not having it (though if Nikki managed to dig up a [PR nanny], then he'd be sold 😇). She's so out of touch what normal life looks like for the majority of people that she believes to be special for watching her own kids.

C. So many french parents are quick to send their kids off to grand-parents and/or summer camp. My french cousins were dumped at our grand-parents' house on the first vacation day and went to summer camp every single day. Went back home to their parents on the last vacation day. Even during rare family vacations they were sent to the kid's club, so their parents could get some "repos". Now as adults my cousins do the same with their own kids.
And Madame has stated that it's the plan to ship her kids to mamie et papi as soon as they can exist without their parents for a longer period of time. So maybe she feels so deeply entitled to child-free summers, that she sees herself like some kind of martyr while her offspring is still too young for french summer exile.
 
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This is nauseating. The boy is unwell when staying with strangers. Yet she's completely unbothered and pushes him to stay at that kids club. Talking realities and about good staff?

Am I missing something here? Is there any existential need to dump that kid at a place where he clearly doesn't want to be? Just so maman can read her book in peace? I couldn't enjoy a single page if I knew that my little one is unhappy.

What an awful person. And once again: where is the father in all of this? Does he truly brlieve that this is okay? I feel for that little boy 😔
 

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