Yes! All I could see was that sagging, overflowing diaper on that otherwise naked kid. Maybe put the phone down and sort that out before taking photos?
I'm surprised she didn't tag the diaper though...
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I'm surprised she didn't tag the diaper though...
Has she ever explained why she stopped showing Fleur but shills the boy for all she can get?
Omg, the way she eats that croissant in bed in her latest reel 
Trying sooo hard to look sexy. Seriously, who does that anyways?? All I can see is a million flaky crumbs and coffee stains all over that freshly made bed.
Also, for the bazillionth time: no, Manon, you're not an actress. Not even remotely. But by all means, keep embarrassing yourself...
Anyone know Celeste Barber? I bet this is the kind of thing she'd do a parody of
Trying sooo hard to look sexy. Seriously, who does that anyways?? All I can see is a million flaky crumbs and coffee stains all over that freshly made bed.Also, for the bazillionth time: no, Manon, you're not an actress. Not even remotely. But by all means, keep embarrassing yourself...
Anyone know Celeste Barber? I bet this is the kind of thing she'd do a parody of
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Oh the cringe
A peeled orange in an eggcup 
Oh come on, doesn't everybody?!A peeled orange in an eggcup
Why does she always go on about "solo parenting"? It's one night here and there when her husband is out. It's not like she's a single mum!
Her confidence in her own acting skills is genuinely baffling... 
Non, Manon. This may pay for new London townhouse, but it's never going to win you an Oscar.
And the whole "solo parenting" narrative is every bit as ridiculous as the constant moaning about not having grandparents nearby to provide free, on-demand childcare. People aren't buying it (oh no... haterz in her facebook comment section
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And lastly... how much stuff can one person possibly smear on their face? My skin started itching just watching her pile on layer after layer of products.
Non, Manon. This may pay for new London townhouse, but it's never going to win you an Oscar.
And the whole "solo parenting" narrative is every bit as ridiculous as the constant moaning about not having grandparents nearby to provide free, on-demand childcare. People aren't buying it (oh no... haterz in her facebook comment section
)And lastly... how much stuff can one person possibly smear on their face? My skin started itching just watching her pile on layer after layer of products.
1. How come when she looks after the kids without him at home she's solo parenting and it's so hard etc but when he looks after them when she is out it's all "they'll only sleep for maman" etc?
Like which is it, are you dependant on him as a competent coparent or not?
2. What the fuckety duck is she wearing?! That top/sweater-vest is hideous and its heinousness is only further heightened by tucking it in to a light summery skirt.
Another parody-worthy reel...
Apparently the "most unseen part" of her life is being Maman.
Unseen? She monetises her entire family and squeezes every last penny out of her kids.
And the whole "motivational speaker" act, complete with makeup in the back of a cab, is making my eyelid twitch.
She keeps aiming for humble and somehow lands on self-obsessed and completely tone-deaf.
Also, what are the odds that "building mini-tables" will be the next ad for yet another gifted piece of furniture...
Apparently the "most unseen part" of her life is being Maman.
Unseen? She monetises her entire family and squeezes every last penny out of her kids.
And the whole "motivational speaker" act, complete with makeup in the back of a cab, is making my eyelid twitch.
She keeps aiming for humble and somehow lands on self-obsessed and completely tone-deaf.
Also, what are the odds that "building mini-tables" will be the next ad for yet another gifted piece of furniture...
These mums who go on about solo parenting when it’s the odd evening or day once in a while wouldn’t know the true meaning if it ran them over. Such an insult to people who parent alone every single day - and even work too!Her confidence in her own acting skills is genuinely baffling...
Non, Manon. This may pay for new London townhouse, but it's never going to win you an Oscar.
And the whole "solo parenting" narrative is every bit as ridiculous as the constant moaning about not having grandparents nearby to provide free, on-demand childcare. People aren't buying it (oh no... haterz in her facebook comment section
And lastly... how much stuff can one person possibly smear on their face? My skin started itching just watching her pile on layer after layer of products.
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Also manons husband doesn't seem to do that much when he is there from what she shows
I missed this the other day, but come on. How is a 5 min shower "wasteful"? The only thing ridiculous here is Manon!
Now she's moaning about 6 weeks of childcare coming up. How does Manon think those of us with 9-5 jobs cope? We suck it up and pay for holiday club or make it work somehow. And surely there's some bougie kids club near her that can offer a few free sessions?
But then that's kind of the life she's chosen surely? She makes a big deal about being such a homemaker etc cooking all the meals, it's what she must have expected marrying someone like him?
Either her job is serious enough that it can’t be put on hold for 6 weeks, in which case be an adult like everyone else and arrange childcare. There are loads of camps and options in SW london. OR it’s a hobby job in which case, enjoy the summer with your kids!
Excusez-moi, Madame.. You brag about being Sézane's biggest affiliate seller in the UK. Nearly every post of yours is an ad with an affiliate link, which means those "amazing brands" you "partner" with pay you a crap ton of money PLUS you earn a commission every time some idiot buys through your link.
You live in a £1 million Victorian townhouse with your wealthy Eton boy... and somehow you can't afford six weeks of childcare?
Oh, give me a break
And just in case you actually CAN afford childcare but decide not to sigh up for it, then own your privilege and stop whining and fishing for sympathy. Unbelievable.
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I don't want to know when she showers. Too much information
.Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen a reel where she promotes an "amazing brand" she "partners with" by eyefucking the camera from the bath while covering herself in bubbles as part of her self-care evening routine.
So... she doesn't actually have a bath every night for self-care after all? Liar