Thanks @lyndseyross115 for the perfect thread title
recap:
Who will win in a battle Lucy or Tom?
Why are bananas always in the nom noms
Lucy is using the kids for views
She's not got money for uniforms or shoes
Said she's on benefits as bills to pay
Looks like Tom's not paying his way
Tom's moved out and taken the dog
Doesn't go to work, it's too much of a slog
His views are down and so are his gifts
Crying he's skint but he's been such a spendthrift
Nobody to battle not friends, mainly foes
Oh dear Tom, now you have the woes
He has 3 lovely boys but only sees one
Why can't Tom keep a baby mum?
He wheezes and sniffs like an old man
Dear, dear me the shits hit the fan!
He begs and he begs all the hours he can
Tom, step up, get a job, be a man
His content is dire he will jump he will squat
Fans they are bored and many off they did trot
Still grooming the kids in comments and chat
FFS Tom please wear a clean hat
Lucy is angry and trying her best
with TikTok shop and adverts to test
Tom pay your way to all your ex partners
And be kind to the dog nobody likes barkers
You ask for subscribers and tips and gifts
When they don't arrive you are very miffed
The moral of this very long rhyme
Is Tom and Lucy, be careful, benefit frauds a crime
recap:
Who will win in a battle Lucy or Tom?
Why are bananas always in the nom noms
Lucy is using the kids for views
She's not got money for uniforms or shoes
Said she's on benefits as bills to pay
Looks like Tom's not paying his way
Tom's moved out and taken the dog
Doesn't go to work, it's too much of a slog
His views are down and so are his gifts
Crying he's skint but he's been such a spendthrift
Nobody to battle not friends, mainly foes
Oh dear Tom, now you have the woes
He has 3 lovely boys but only sees one
Why can't Tom keep a baby mum?
He wheezes and sniffs like an old man
Dear, dear me the shits hit the fan!
He begs and he begs all the hours he can
Tom, step up, get a job, be a man
His content is dire he will jump he will squat
Fans they are bored and many off they did trot
Still grooming the kids in comments and chat
FFS Tom please wear a clean hat
Lucy is angry and trying her best
with TikTok shop and adverts to test
Tom pay your way to all your ex partners
And be kind to the dog nobody likes barkers
You ask for subscribers and tips and gifts
When they don't arrive you are very miffed
The moral of this very long rhyme
Is Tom and Lucy, be careful, benefit frauds a crime
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