A huge thank you to our queen of the one liner @Dobs with yet another great thread title and 72 votes (edited to fit)!
Meanwhile, in the last thread Lidl continued her mission to insult the whole planet.
After claiming to have recovered from suicidal thoughts in the space of two months, thereby mocking anybody who has ever suffered from mental health issues, she has turned her attention to dyslexics.
The 'bespoke'trip hazards puppy gates arrived (not bespoke, but personalised, Lidl) with a glaring error in the shape of an apostrophe. When it was pointed out the "The Millen Gordon's" is incorrect Lidl proudly blamed dyslexia...
In the words of @Elle Belle , you can't argue with crazy.
Ali continued to be a source of amusement and distraction as he posed like an off duty ballet dancer in a short trench coat. The location of choice? His favourite place, the top floor of a Milton Keynes' car park. He also visited a tailor for trousers that hopefully reach beyond his ankles.
In other news, Lidl photo bombed Ali's vlog, demanding he guess the cost of her overpriced dresses, bought more 'antiques' including a Provencal apothecary's cabinet (try pronouncing that, Lidl), Porter was allowed into the hall and Ali is playing with dough.
Meanwhile, in the last thread Lidl continued her mission to insult the whole planet.
After claiming to have recovered from suicidal thoughts in the space of two months, thereby mocking anybody who has ever suffered from mental health issues, she has turned her attention to dyslexics.
The 'bespoke'
In the words of @Elle Belle , you can't argue with crazy.
Ali continued to be a source of amusement and distraction as he posed like an off duty ballet dancer in a short trench coat. The location of choice? His favourite place, the top floor of a Milton Keynes' car park. He also visited a tailor for trousers that hopefully reach beyond his ankles.
In other news, Lidl photo bombed Ali's vlog, demanding he guess the cost of her overpriced dresses, bought more 'antiques' including a Provencal apothecary's cabinet (try pronouncing that, Lidl), Porter was allowed into the hall and Ali is playing with dough.