Welcome to the new thread!
Thanks to our fabulous @Elle Belle for the thread title with 57 votes!
Lovely to see us sporting new avatars, thanks to our talented @theredgossiper
Well, we rattled through the last thread! Lidl gave us a peek into the room where the magic happens....the kitchen the bedroom, where she has installed her new #gifted bed, an American super duper kingy queeny size thing that looks like a climbing frame but will see no action! She was too mean to buy a new mattress so her current mattress is ten inches too narrow. Hope Ali doesn't fall in the gap!
The headboard and footboard are now known as moustaches.
The bathroom of dreams is complete, apart from the copper bath. Ali now has his own sink! Copper is a very good conductor of heat so the water will soon be lukewarm, like their marriage!
Anyway, onto far more important things! I'm pleased to bring forward from the previous thread exciting details of our summer event!
Thanks so much to our lovely @Oops...
DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - June 25th - 27th
VENUE; Instaworthy Farm - Somerset.
Welcome to the Home Page of The Downtonbury Festival 2021.
The event this year has been Sponsored by BREATHE - Chicken soup purveyors to the terminally excited.
Headlining this year on the Pyramid Rage Stage is; MAD DONNA
Supporting acts include;
Take This ft Arlo Barlow
System of a Clown
Damon Owlbarn
Thai Me Kangaroo
Mike Manuka and Honey Bee Three
Luke Warm-Effort
The Cloth Droppings
Who The Hell Is Alice? - (Thrash for Beginners)
Rage of Mr Bean - (Intermediate)
Full On - (Advanced)
DJ’s include;
Dachshunds DJ Banger and MC Mash
DJ Cly Tum Nestra
DJ Batboy Slime
DJ Armin van Sleeven
DJ David Gogetta
Keynote Speakers provided with tents include - so far (but we hope for many more; simply register your interest here whilst collecting your free ticket from Reception and another list will be published shortly.
@MissMidnight - Burlap Bow Tying for the Terrified - Pomegranate Noir Tent.
@Miscanthus - Herbaceous Borders for The National Trust - Gardener‘s Question Time Tent.
@Oops...Fortune Telling - Crystal Ball Feng Shui Tent
@Milking Keynes - The Archer Karcher Method - Havisham Horizontally Mobile Tent
@Stefano - Vogueing Vogue - George Michael Appreciation Tent
@toomuchstuff - Rowing Around Indonesia with My Pavlova - Soggy Pudding Tent
@Namima - A Strangle Hold on Authenticity - No Stone Unturned Tent
@Elle Belle - Kneecapping Recapping - My Choo-Choo Shoes Tent
@Muff_Puff - Detecting the Truth - Lost Avatar Tent
@theredgossiper - My Illustrious Illustrations - Creating Joy For All Tent
@AmaliaLana - Energetic Mathematical Theorums - Wiki Sense of Humour Tent
@Geranium - The Jane Austen Fan Plan - Gentle Energy Tent
@georgiecait - Dressing Gowns for Formal Wear - The Carloscat Tent
@MissTrunchbull - Classic One Liners - Magic Mushroom Tent
@Wophie - My Husband Says... - Belly Laugh Tent
@Jeana J - Teaching Children - Chanel Brooch Theory - Comit to Blackmit Ten
@toomuchstuff - Shaving Foam Bikini and Banana Bunting - A Treatise - Look
@coconochanel - Dishy Rishi Bing Bang - Party Political Tent
@Julia123 - The World of Interiors - The Elegant Design Tent
@Miss LDN - A Head Full of Bananas - Mellow Yellow Tent
@Maisie doats - Dozy Goats - Lidl Lambsie d’Ivy Tent
@CuriousCreature - Banana Skin Healing - Mellower Yellower Tent
@Bbblane28 - Squat Til You Drop - Mirror Tent
@DandyTandy - Secret Squirrel Attack Manoeuvres - Bushy Tail Tent
@Carrot Sunshine - From Russia With Love - Moscow Mule Tent
To be continued...so don’t panic if your name isn’t on the list YET
Your free ticket will give you access to five-hour Livestreams on Saturday and Sunday Night.
Wheelchair access - All Areas.
All Tattle crew will be provided with free, comfortable Winnebagos to sleep in. These will be situated convenient to the Pyramid Stage on the Kidney Mead Campsite.
The Grammy Bear Hospitality Tent will be serving free food and licensed alcoholic beverages; Sponsored by caterers Cough Hyacinth Cough. This will be situated near the Kidz Field (where you can drop yours if if you would like to!)
The Quantum Healing Tent is available to all. It is situated in The Peace Garden in the Sacred Space Field.
BBC OB Live-Streaming - Bitsy Wotsits.
Thanks to our fabulous @Elle Belle for the thread title with 57 votes!
Lovely to see us sporting new avatars, thanks to our talented @theredgossiper
Well, we rattled through the last thread! Lidl gave us a peek into the room where the magic happens....
The headboard and footboard are now known as moustaches.
The bathroom of dreams is complete, apart from the copper bath. Ali now has his own sink! Copper is a very good conductor of heat so the water will soon be lukewarm, like their marriage!
Anyway, onto far more important things! I'm pleased to bring forward from the previous thread exciting details of our summer event!
Thanks so much to our lovely @Oops...
DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - June 25th - 27th
VENUE; Instaworthy Farm - Somerset.
Welcome to the Home Page of The Downtonbury Festival 2021.
The event this year has been Sponsored by BREATHE - Chicken soup purveyors to the terminally excited.
Headlining this year on the Pyramid Rage Stage is;
Supporting acts include;
Take This ft Arlo Barlow
System of a Clown
Damon Owlbarn
Thai Me Kangaroo
Mike Manuka and Honey Bee Three
Luke Warm-Effort
The Cloth Droppings
Who The Hell Is Alice? - (Thrash for Beginners)
Rage of Mr Bean - (Intermediate)
Full On - (Advanced)
DJ’s include;
Dachshunds DJ Banger and MC Mash
DJ Cly Tum Nestra
DJ Batboy Slime
DJ Armin van Sleeven
DJ David Gogetta
Keynote Speakers provided with tents include - so far (but we hope for many more; simply register your interest here whilst collecting your free ticket from Reception and another list will be published shortly.
@MissMidnight - Burlap Bow Tying for the Terrified - Pomegranate Noir Tent.
@Miscanthus - Herbaceous Borders for The National Trust - Gardener‘s Question Time Tent.
@Oops...Fortune Telling - Crystal Ball Feng Shui Tent
@Milking Keynes - The Archer Karcher Method - Havisham Horizontally Mobile Tent
@Stefano - Vogueing Vogue - George Michael Appreciation Tent
@toomuchstuff - Rowing Around Indonesia with My Pavlova - Soggy Pudding Tent
@Namima - A Strangle Hold on Authenticity - No Stone Unturned Tent
@Elle Belle - Kneecapping Recapping - My Choo-Choo Shoes Tent
@Muff_Puff - Detecting the Truth - Lost Avatar Tent
@theredgossiper - My Illustrious Illustrations - Creating Joy For All Tent
@AmaliaLana - Energetic Mathematical Theorums - Wiki Sense of Humour Tent
@Geranium - The Jane Austen Fan Plan - Gentle Energy Tent
@georgiecait - Dressing Gowns for Formal Wear - The Carloscat Tent
@MissTrunchbull - Classic One Liners - Magic Mushroom Tent
@Wophie - My Husband Says... - Belly Laugh Tent
@Jeana J - Teaching Children - Chanel Brooch Theory - Comit to Blackmit Ten
@toomuchstuff - Shaving Foam Bikini and Banana Bunting - A Treatise - Look
@coconochanel - Dishy Rishi Bing Bang - Party Political Tent
@Julia123 - The World of Interiors - The Elegant Design Tent
@Miss LDN - A Head Full of Bananas - Mellow Yellow Tent
@Maisie doats - Dozy Goats - Lidl Lambsie d’Ivy Tent
@CuriousCreature - Banana Skin Healing - Mellower Yellower Tent
@Bbblane28 - Squat Til You Drop - Mirror Tent
@DandyTandy - Secret Squirrel Attack Manoeuvres - Bushy Tail Tent
@Carrot Sunshine - From Russia With Love - Moscow Mule Tent
To be continued...so don’t panic if your name isn’t on the list YET
Your free ticket will give you access to five-hour Livestreams on Saturday and Sunday Night.
Wheelchair access - All Areas.
All Tattle crew will be provided with free, comfortable Winnebagos to sleep in. These will be situated convenient to the Pyramid Stage on the Kidney Mead Campsite.
The Grammy Bear Hospitality Tent will be serving free food and licensed alcoholic beverages; Sponsored by caterers Cough Hyacinth Cough. This will be situated near the Kidz Field (where you can drop yours if if you would like to!)
The Quantum Healing Tent is available to all. It is situated in The Peace Garden in the Sacred Space Field.
BBC OB Live-Streaming - Bitsy Wotsits.
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