Lydia Millen #80 Begging for birthday gifts, trying to distract from her influencer rifts

[Julia123]

The stories are gaslighting 101.

As a design professional I can state as a matter of fact she’s done more than change paint and sell furniture. If she just would stop with the “it’s the dream, buy it” with every new thing only to then trash it and rip it out months later, I think she’d get more slack for changing things.

AND this “I share my life with you and I’m the victim” is crap. She is doing all these renovations and hauls and the like for content... to make money with Adsense, links and sponsorships. She and other influencers are scrambling for content without the free trips and lavish parties/fake lives. She doesn’t even like half the stuff but does it for the MONEY. She shares her life for MONEY. Her money is based on followers and likes and engagement.

We are her client! She needs to remember that. She’s nothing without her REAL followers. It’s quite evident the PR people from the brands have had enough of her. Now she’s panicked.

We’ve seen this wagging finger of arrogance before. And it was right around what we call... hairgate. So something must be going on that she’s trying to play wag the dog... I’m a victim. She must have destroyed someone with a rage recently.

 

[Polava]

What’s with the reel? How clever is Ali? Making himself invisible whilst performing the ‘Heimlich manoeuver’ on Lyds! What was she choking on? Bullshit?

 

[Stefano]

I was the one who asked about changing her home so much and money down the drain. She’s contradicting herself. One minute she’s saying she only really changes paint (a flat out lie) and then she’s saying well I like changing things, my nan changed stuff all the time, if I didn’t put my home online you wouldn’t see all the changes I make.

she’s completely detached from the real world. Changing a bed cover or a buying a new vase is one thing but complete renovations over and over again is so ridiculous and something she can only do because people watch her.

EXACLTY!!!!

Lydia darling ... if you didnt sell your whole life online you wouldn't have a pot to piss in ... so you open up your home/ your marriage/ your entire existence on YB and instagram etc etc so expect backlash .. during a pandemic where people have nothing spare to save!

It is not trolling .. it is not to hurt you .. it is to make you socially aware that people may have it harder than you and endlessly changing a perfectly good house .. thanks to subscriber money /affliate links and swipe ups mean you can do it ... if you whispered about your wealth instead of trumpeting the fuck out of it maybe people would cut you some slack you silly girl!

You are your own worst enemy with these fucking Q&A's .. you set yourself up for a fall .. you want the engagement but don't like the response .. My adivce ... find another career .. you can't be nice online .. fine .. go into a 9-5 and take shit off a boss and then you wont have people questioning you! Simple ...as ...fuck ..... but no you want your cake and eat it ... well so do alot of us .. but in life you learn to accept that not everything is available if you just beg for it! The "My little pony" life you want doesn't exist........

 

[Luna252]

Somebody with mad english skills please do a clever rhyme with "raptors on the wonk" for a thread title!! I'm not english savvy enough!

EDIT: Lydia Millen #81 Raptors on the wonk, that loo is all shades of wrong (?)

Lydia Millen #81 Powder room raptors on the wonk, she loves injections in her conk

 

[Peppypoopar]

The first video of his legs just made me laugh so much !! I’m not an expert on weight training but why roll up your shorts into your ass but then wear a sweatshirt jumper!!!?? Did I miss something

Edit - He’s deleted the first story of his legs already hahaha

Ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive

 

[Tedcrew]

I’m trying to upload a picture but it won’t let me. Ali’s latest stories. Is he wearing the blazer Lydia was gifted? Also he looks properly malnourished. He needs to eat some vegetables!!


@Miscanthus if you are Bunny, I salute you!

I dont think they are the same but sooo similar, and what is that shirt???

Agreed with previous comments about Ali not being in the videos so much. Wonder if there is trouble in paradise...

She is literally copying people to be exact ITF on this one. yet again the belt and the worst styling

 

[Lola Faith]

That reels is hilarious for all the points mentioned above, but as she jumps from one outfit to another it looks like her body is convulsing and about to throw up! As usual an epic fail!

 

[beahunny]

That Instagram reel from today? This is her chosen career, right? I still can't believe this is part of her job and what she is actually being paid to do? She looks like she is a convulsing cat about to vomit. Also, she is the actual worst at putting an outfit together. Does she know anything about "proportions"??? That dress hem sticking out from under that waistcoat AND the ankle boots cutting off her already short legs? WHO wants to look like this???

 

[peppermint89]

Wow, from 45:00 onwards in the latest vlog, she is so passive aggressive and snarky towards the poor dog, it’s actually pretty horrible to watch. He isn’t even doing anything except be a dog. That’s the clearest evidence I’ve seen of how much she resents him. I can only imagine how horrible and snappy she is with the poor little guy when she’s not filming it. He’s obviously an inconvenience to her and her busy schedule of opening boxes and sitting in her greenhouse.

 

[snails]

Okay, so I wanted to wait a little while before I posted this on Tattle so Lydia wouldn’t have the opportunity to edit any of the offending vlog footage.

I can now confirm that Lydia and Ali WERE reported to their local Police Station for driving with an unrestrained pet in their vehicle ... along with the following screenshots and links to the vlogs in which they were breaking the law by having Porter sitting unsecured on Lydia’s lap in the Range Rover with no pet carrier in sight.

Exhibit A - Trip to C’est Tout for ‘antiques’.
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Exhibit B - Trip to Waitrose & The Bell Plantation.
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And, no, in case you’re wondering I do not feel bad about reporting them at all - in fact, the first time Lydia vlogged this behaviour I sent both her and Ali a DM on Instagram informing them they were in breach of Rule 57 of the UK Highway Code and could face a fine of £5,000 each, and I warned them I would report them if it happened again ... and predictably their response was to block me.

I have seen my fair share of fatalities due to MVA’s over the course of my career and I wouldn’t tolerate this behaviour from my own family members, why would I allow two entitled Influencers who consistently prove they think they are above the law to get away with being so irresponsible?

They were warned, they chose to ignore me, Lydia filmed Porter sitting on her lap in the car with the backseat full of purchases a second time, and I did exactly what I told them I would do ... they have no one to blame for any consequences they may suffer as a result of their recklessness but themselves.

Edit: MVA - Motor Vehicle Accident

This would explain how sketchy she was when talking about his car seat in the recent vlog. Even if she was just given a warning, it would explain why they went out and panic bought one and then made sure to feature it heavily on the vlog .

We all knew something was up, though. She didn’t hide it well at all. The weird ramblings about his sudden car sickness after going to the vets and him “needing to see out”.

 

[coconochanel]

Ali is alive and well (I think). He just posted. His ears must of been burning! Ali blink twice if you need help!

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Fuck me the salt is still on the table.

 

[Loupylia]

Ridiculous justification for more stuff #23758483

My pyjamas are in the bedroom which we are renovating and it’s all dusty in there so I desperately need some new pyjamas.

W. T. F.
a) this is a load of crap. If they are in there they are surely in a drawer and if they aren’t in a drawer there is no chance in hell she left them strewn about for tradesmen to walk over
b) if she did leave them out to get dusty she could wash them in her million pound Miele washing machine which is the absolute dream
c) in her last intimissimi haul she received something like 6-8 pairs of pyjamas. Even if she has worn them all she can’t have worn each one more than a handful of times

This woman is the definition of consumerism and it is beyond sickening. Lydia you KNOW you don’t need new pyjamas. Why not say that and then do a giveaway to your followers?
oh yes that’s right....because it’s all me me me me me me me

 

[beahunny]

How is this the same person? I’m not talking about aging or beauty. I truly think that when you’re happy and satisfied with your life you radiate and transmit that feeling and look prettier to other people (like a bride on her wedding day or a pregnant woman).

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This photo is heavily edited. She never looked like this in reality. It's a made up person.

 

[Rubythefirebat]

I googled it and it states April 10th, 1989. Only 2 days away.

Ali has to reschedule his birthday. April is for Lydia!

 

[Tedcrew]

I cant with the last reels

Here we have the Josie dress, the ITF trousers and shirt outfit and maybe the TAMARA leggings and top (not really accurate maybe) but is hilarious cant she not film something more professional?

The faces, the big lip and the orange lipstick?

 

[coconochanel]

Like another tattler commented, we all know how the Bunny scenario went Lyd got Cawwie to call/email bunny saying would she work with Lyd (for a BIG discount/free )who is a very well known/popular influencer/creator with nearly 1 million followers on IG alone and in return Lyd would mention her in vlogs etc and increase Bunnys followers/subscribers by thousands. Bunny said no thanks its £950 a day if you want my services, goodbye!

 

[snails]

Ali’s grandpa is lovely, isn’t he? I really enjoyed that bit of the vlog. His little greenhouse was a delight as well.

I just can’t get over the fact the greenhouse is pretty large and yet she only uses 1/4 of it (to do actual greenhouse things) and it’s absolutely overrun with shop bought plants.

Without being dramatic, if you measured out the actual space she uses for growing seedlings (so the surface area of the top bench), it honestly seems like it would equate to the same amount that one of those tiny temporary ‘greenhouses’ offer you (the ones that are basically a metal and plastic shelving unit with a thick plastic cover that unzips). And they’re about, what, £20 to £50 quid? Madness.

I think in her case she would have benefitted more from having that shelving at both sides of then greenhouse mirroring each other, and then a little bistro set in the middle (and if necessary, that log burner along the back wall in the middle so when you walk in, the bistro set is right in front of you with the burner behind it. Then she’d have one side for seedlings, one side for storing bought plants (still confused by this) and a little round table for sitting with her laptop and having a coffee.

The raised beds are looking a bit less sparse but there’s still not much actually growing, which is surprising considering her ‘forte’.

I just don’t get it. I understand completely it’s a new hobby and she might not have had loads of successes. But the whole thing just seems so haphazard. Like she is just growing things because others mentioned them but doesn’t actually know what to do with them. The sweet peas for example. She’s growing many seedlings... where are they going? I haven’t heard her mention sweet peas once in her landscaping and flowerbed chat.

I’m just confused, really. The whole thing is just far too about aesthetics and copying rather than actually growing for a purpose. Why grow veg you don’t eat? Why grow plants you don’t know where they’re going? Why buy shop bought plants when you have a 25k greenhouse? Why have 6 huge beds to not fill them? Why run a hose to the greenhouse when you have a waterbutt? Why buy a greenhouse on the larger size and then only use 1/4 of it to grow things?

I. Don’t. Get. It.

 

[Oops...]

HAPPY OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY TRUNCHY PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS -

TRUNCHY’S TROOPING TROUPERS.

ACT 1.

Scene 1. Horse Guard’s Parade - Day.

It is a glorious Spring day. Tattle Forum Members have gathered along with the nation to celebrate Trunchy’s Trooping of the Colour, a ceremony full of spectacle and national pride.

Bitsy Wotsits. Good Morning viewers and welcome to our BBC Outside Broadcast of today’s Trooping of the Colour. As you know, this is an event of true spectacle where over 1,400 parading soldiers, 200 horses and 400 musicians have come together for a display of military precision, horsemanship, and fanfare to mark the official birthday...which isn’t the actual birthday which we are unable to celebrate as this year it falls on an inconvenient date...Anyway - as I was saying...to mark the official birthday of Miss Trunchbull - famous mistress of the hilarious one-liner of an esteemed Tattle Forum. Everyone is gathered waving flags as the parade moves from a London Palace then down The Mall to Horse Guard’s Parade. We will witness an RAF fly-past and also a 41 gun salute in Green Park later this morning. Our other OB team are standing by to bring this to you at the end of this morning’s festivities. When Trunchy arrives in her golden carriage drawn by 41 attic squirrels she will be greeted by the Trunchy salute as she inspects the troops wearing their ceremonial uniforms of red tunics and bear skin hats. It’s a bit cruel to bears but it’s not for me to have an opinion on this glorious day. Already we can hear the military band of the Max Wall Symphonia Orchestra playing Land of Hope and Glory rousing the crowds of thousands to wave their flags. You will see the wonderful Poundland Cheese Grater Statue to the south of the Whitehall Parade Ground and of course the equally wonderful April Maypole around which many Tattle members will dance a celebratory Trunchy Troupers Dance later on. Ah yes - here we see the ceremonial Tattle Flag as it will now be processed down the ranks of marching soldiers. Over one hundred commands will be given by Parade Officer Sergeant Major Henry Higgle Wiggle Puff Puff who today is mounted on his handsome horse Galloping Major. Let us all just look at his composure and admire the command he is lending to this great occasion. We Salute you Henry! And now we see the golden coach arriving down The Mall. Just look at those Attic Squirrels drawing the coach and there she is at last! Trunchy herself has arrived looking so splendid in her billowing mushroom ensemble. There she is waving to the crowds and blowing kisses to her trusty steed Marching Matilda who is following the golden carriage. Look how this horse gleams and look how she is keeping in perfect step to the military music. This is a sight to behold for sure as the procession advances into Horse Guard’s Parade. And now - The Royal Salute...

SM Henry: Escort for the colour, by the left, quick march!

Bitsy Wotsits: And here we have the Grenadier Guards ladies and gentlemen 16 paces in front of the colour ready for the parade to take place. Oh look how graciously beautiful Trunchy looks! Never have I seen such a billowing, mushroom ensemble of such couturial magnitude. Oh My! What magnificent elegance our Trunchy possesses. Her beaming beauty says it all. And what’s this? Fur Babies are joining Trunchy in the golden coach. Yes! I can see Muffin and Grumpy Snoopy AND Carlos the cat! Dear old friends of ours. Oh look - now they are waving to the crowds too. Oh how utterly charming they look! Isn’t this wonderful as 1,400 soldiers parade past as the military music continues.


BLACKOUT


ACT 2.

SCENE I. SOME TIME LATER...same day

Bitsy Wotsits. Well viewers wasn’t that a wonderful spectacle to behold? As we see the marching soldiers return to barracks we now come to the next part of today’s ceremony. Yes - it’s the parade of the Trunchy Trooping Troupers and here they come into the parade ground. Oh! What’s this? Ah yes, it’s a very swift change of costume and here we see Official Dresser Stefano Balmain-Kneesan-Bumpsadaisy advancing with a discreet screen whist he helps Trunchy change into her second outfit of the day - a delightful green gingham dolly’s dress. Oh! How charmingly fashionable she looks - again! And now we see Stefano climbing into his blue Northamptonshire bin and with the use of his barge pole he is propelling himself into the oncoming Trooping Troupers. Yes, there is @Miscanthus in her Robin Hood outfit with the hat of pheasant feathers waving her Plants Have Feelings Too flag. Oh! Look the Troupers have now simultaneously broken into a Riverdance Routine. Look there is @Being nosey looking cute having come straight from her garden wearing Margot’s turban and juggling wine and gin bottles. And there’s @Catcher_In_The_Lie in her Tattle with a T high neck dress cinched in with six belts - 3 of them chewed with Hair by Hagrid waving her Keep Calm Life’s a Dream flag. She is followed by @Julia123 in her tan-stained robe and clown lipstick waving her Banana Republic Flag. @toomuchstuff is Riverdancing up a storm in her shaving cream bikini draped with Bananas in Pyjamas bunting as she high fives @Milking Keynes in full Havisham Zimmerframe dress and a wedding veil with decaying flowers tiara. She’s waving her Lost Property Scrapbook and a flag telling us This Is The Dream! Look at that woman do her Irish Dancing! Eat your heart out Flatley...@Georgiecait has scooped up her beloved Carlos and secured him inside her mushroom dressing gown cinched with a KM black belt. She’s waving her karate carrots and an aluminium water butt. There’s @AmaliaLana in her assymetric Mad Max off the shoulder frock waving a monogrammed sofa cover and a thyme traveller’s chammy glass. @Alexie01has dusted off her Max Wall black leggings and her flipper-feety-stylee-bootees and matched them with her black Balmain Straightjacket to complement her tassels and dead Sprootlings. @Welshy1 is in full Halfpenny with a dirty tan waving a sunken ship full of CC serum. @Margo Polo dances her Riverdance in a pair of plastic suspenders leggings, she wears a 23 black T shirt whilst @Wophie wears a Carrie Christmas tree trying hard not to lose any of the sentimental dinosaur baubles. @coconochanel performs her Riverdance as a radio belonging to Cal - she is enormously convincing of course. @ajd63 twirls her tassels as she waves her Buckinghamshire flag with great aplomb and @happyforest with her hair up in a silk scrunchie tousled with flyaway strands complimenting her mud tan with Uber-streaks wears low cut tweed pants and a bustier made from fresh hydrangeas. Her Hermes boots are covered in AOONB Cotswolds mud. She drags a dog-less tweed leash to save her dog the ignominy of dragging as she stomps down towards the April Maypole. She has brought her plus 1 husband who Riverdances brilliantly in his post shaven entire-body skin wearing his linen blouzzz and half mast tweed trousers matched with sockless loafers to show his fine ankles. @theredgossiper Riverdances in her puff-sleeved Fornassetti wallpaper frock as she waves her loo roll strips flag. As all the Troupers reach the April Maypole a breakaway group of musicians form together to sing and play Dog Save Our Gracious Trunchy. Trunchy looks on spellbound and delighted as @RubyRu Blows the cobwebs from her recorder whilst @AmaliaLana plays the world’s smallest violin coupled with the e-guitar. We are all delighted to hear @Margo Polo play the opening bars of Stairway to Heaven on her Beach Bark Canoe. The throngs join in with Trunchy’s anthem. Then all of Trunchy’s Troupers sing Super Trouper by ABBA as a fitting finale as they each intertwine their ribbons during their intricate April Maypole Dance. And here we see @Oops... as she dashes in dressed like the headless chicken she is having had to write out the Hip-Hop Dressage Scene she had planned until she realised her dear friend’s delicate predicament. Finding 41 Attic Squirrels at the last minute to pull the golden coach flummoxed her a bit but nevertheless she is so delighted to be here even if she has missed most of the ceremony...

They all sing...

We’re Trunchy’s Super Troupers
Here ya’ gonna find us
In a Tattle whirl
She’s our Birthday Girl
The jewel in our crown - our pearl

All of us were locked inside at home
When she told us that she was planting
Few of her Ranuculas have grown
But that didn’t stop us from panting
Half a chance to join our Trunchy in the City
What a joy for you and me
Breaking out whilst breaking bad
And breaking absolutely free

We’re Trunchy’s Super Troupers
Here ya‘ gonna find us
In a Tattle whirl
She’s our Birthday Girl
Our jewel in our crown our pearl

And just like Super Troupers
We’re no party poopers
And we won’t give in
Covid’s wearing thin
It’s time for us to make a din

Wearing fancy dress and having fun
After such a long time in Purdah
Solitude and living like a nun
Was intolerable and murder
Here we are with all our little lights a shining
Just for once were on the town
Let there be no moans and let there be no whining
And no frown

So like a Super Trouper
Lets go on the razzle
Party ’til we drop
Dazzle ’til we flop
And frazzle when we have to stop

Yes like a Super Trouper
Let the bright lights find us
Celebrate this day
It’s our Tattle way
To keep the doom and gloom away

We all were here - we all arrived
It proved we all met up and absolutely thrived
We had a birthday and a ball
Which proves
It really wasn’t hard at all

Today the Super Trouper beams are gonna blind us
Shining in the sun - smiling having fun - and all of us are number one
Yes like a Super Trouper beams are gonna’ find us but we won’t feel blue
Like we used to do - ’cos somewhere in the crowd there’s you....


Bitsy Wotsits; On behalf of the BBC may I please thank ABBA for most of the lyrics in the last verse please? Quite naturally the copyright to this song is entirely theirs. And now ladies and gentlemen as the Tattle crowd leave us to go and enjoy a sumptuous lunch back at Admiralty House cooked by @Miss Trunchbull‘s darling niece I must leave you with this RAF fly-past followed by a rip-roaring 41 gun salute in Green Park. This is Bitsy Wotsits for BBC Outside Broadcasts wishing you all a very good weekend and thank you so much for watching. Happy Official Birthday @Miss Trunchbull. Bye Bye Everyone - Bye Bye....

 

[Tedcrew]

50.38 min vlog :O Why???

I feel so bad for the old good man who gave her a book for her vegetables, she would never ever read it! She is doing a roast with vegetables, NOT from her garden hahaha then we get a shot of the table still in the current set up from Lauren C!

The way she gets angry with Porter is just shows how angry she can be off camera is scary! She just grabbed him by the collar off the plant, then close the door woman! Appartently she is obsessed with learning at the moment loads of books and podcasts. Maybe learn to be nicer? Yes that would help you Lydia with an A
That green house is packed, is she really going to plant things in a crisp white dress??

Her content at the moment is so booooring, the 2 weekly videos are vlogs about HER and HER LIFE. Does she shows tutorial on the plants, or who to do new things in the garden? like nothing more than a load of blablabla for 50 min!

She is being sponsored by Intimissimi and can't be bother to try all (yet the video is 50 min long), she doesn't even show things properly or with other words more than ADORABLE. I have to be honest you all know I watch her on 2x speed and I the intimissimi haul is just the DREAM but putting me to sleep. But why would they send Lydia all this stuff? Waste of money.

I bet she just likes to get boxes to open and ripped them with a cheese knife, doesn't care what is inside

She mentioned that at this point all her family is coming around... yet no one is in the vlog and she doesn't seem to be doing other stuff more than the haul and the FLOWERSSSS again FLOWERSSS.

Apparently is the first time that now she feels like 'home' (cozy) where was she living before??? her own head probably!

At the end .. her words 'she can't believe she has to leave the greenhouse and get back to work tomorrow'? work? what does she mean?? she has been in the greenhouse all week hiding haha

THE END , another even longer boring vlog

 

[trich]

Glad to see those fancy knives that Ali bought (just to copy Charlie) are being put to good use......