Now this is the story all about how
My Tattle Life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the tattler of thread despair
In southern England born and raised
In the courtroom I spend most of my days
Cross-examining, maxing, representing all cool
And shooted some lines outside of law school
When an influencer named Lydia, was up to no good
I got in one little pickle and Tattle admin got scared
And said 'you're now thread creating impaired'
I whistled for a cab but when it came very near
I thought no I'm gonna carrying on posting on here
If anything I can't say VIP status is rare
I thought nah, back to well-known Elle, is more than fair
I pulled up to the thread today at around seven or eight
And I yelled to Lydia 'yo, Glóby smell you later'
Looked at Lydia Tattle Kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as princess Elle-Belle-Air
Basically, if you want to create a new thread, just don't wing it like I did, and read the thread guidance first. Or you'll get banned. Don't do drugs either
P.S. I'm super bored. My bf is on shift. And I've already done a zoom group workout and face mask.