Jesus Christ - Mr Millen Gorden.
The brand whore 2.0
ex electrician turned gay icon.
Shit skin, dead eyes, shit personality.
let’s work on the first one. How to heal your shit skin.
“I decided to strip it back”
Strip it back
- goes on to list a selection of washes, balms, creams and moisturisers.
Obviously including creme de la mere, just what every closeted election needs.
Vitamins - fucking gummy vitamins, Ali gets excited to eat his vitamin C because it’s like having sweets.
HERE’S AND IDEA ALI LOVE, EAT SOME SWEETS!!! Might do wonders for that gaunt look you’re rocking.
we then have an “evening routine”
Which includes by terrible lip balm and some hand cream
he’s been doing this routine for 3 weeks
but still looked like a druggy that had been dragged trough poison ivy the whole of last week.
I’m sold!!!
a fucking 40 quid balm before a 355 quid (100ml) cream.
And he still looks like a kid that picked up something from a grubby lad at nursery
DEAD
thanks for the laugh Ali
edit: YOU EVEN LINKED THE 3 QUID SANEX
you absolute twat waffle