Congratulations to ....er...me...(inspired by @Julia123) for the thread title, which received 61 votes. 
@Julia123 invented the word 'nontent' to describe the lack of content in most of Lidl's vlogs!
Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll. The majority of us think she's buying a Cotswold cottage like Josie.
* Lidl and bfff / employee Cawwie went to Madrid for a "girly weekend of shopping, spa treatments" etc.
* She was "hospitalised" the last time she was in Madrid, she reminded us. Really? We thought it was a local clinic where she was treated foralcohol abuse dehydration!
* Was this weekend an all expenses paid trip, courtesy of mid market department store El Corte Ingles or was it just a shopping voucher? You decide!
* The new Rimowa luggage got an airing.
* She bought Dior two tone ballet flats at the airport. Hopefully she throws the Manolos in the bin.
* The cackling duo were picked up in a Maserati and stayed at the "exsquisite (sic)" Ritz hotel.
* They could see the Prado Museum from their "upgraded suite". It was the nearest they got. Not so much culture vultures...more like culture chickens.
* They ordered in food. They ate in bed in their PJs.
* Lidl described her urge to TRIP UP a random woman after stumbling out of the airport lounge. She didn't because she's "an adult and did a risk assessment." Hmmm.....our risk assessment suggests the next outfit you'll wear will be a straight jacket, Lidl.
* Lidl attended an Elizabeth Arden x Princes Trust event for International Women's Day. She's such a supporter of other women after all!
* The EA dress code was 'a hint of red'.....in a sweet nod to Lidl's hair! Bless! Lidl wore the department store's own brand red ball gown "bought" in Madrid....with the Manolo flats.
* Lidl is wearing her ovulation ring....Ali looks ill.
* Lidl had the "kissing disease" Glandular Fever (Mono) just long enough for her neighbour to nip through the hedge with daffodils...a weekend!
In other news
* Frow was in NY, Paris and Milan for fashion weeks.
* Grossie had the flu but managed to get out of bed to flog stuff.
* Teeny tiny Ali's still on his shoe shine jounrey (sic)! That'll see another roasting in the comments then.
@Julia123 invented the word 'nontent' to describe the lack of content in most of Lidl's vlogs!
Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll. The majority of us think she's buying a Cotswold cottage like Josie.
* Lidl and bfff / employee Cawwie went to Madrid for a "girly weekend of shopping, spa treatments" etc.
* She was "hospitalised" the last time she was in Madrid, she reminded us. Really? We thought it was a local clinic where she was treated for
* Was this weekend an all expenses paid trip, courtesy of mid market department store El Corte Ingles or was it just a shopping voucher? You decide!
* The new Rimowa luggage got an airing.
* She bought Dior two tone ballet flats at the airport. Hopefully she throws the Manolos in the bin.
* The cackling duo were picked up in a Maserati and stayed at the "exsquisite (sic)" Ritz hotel.
* They could see the Prado Museum from their "upgraded suite". It was the nearest they got. Not so much culture vultures...more like culture chickens.
* They ordered in food. They ate in bed in their PJs.
* Lidl described her urge to TRIP UP a random woman after stumbling out of the airport lounge. She didn't because she's "an adult and did a risk assessment." Hmmm.....our risk assessment suggests the next outfit you'll wear will be a straight jacket, Lidl.
* Lidl attended an Elizabeth Arden x Princes Trust event for International Women's Day. She's such a supporter of other women after all!
* The EA dress code was 'a hint of red'.....in a sweet nod to Lidl's hair! Bless! Lidl wore the department store's own brand red ball gown "bought" in Madrid....with the Manolo flats.
* Lidl is wearing her ovulation ring....Ali looks ill.
* Lidl had the "kissing disease" Glandular Fever (Mono) just long enough for her neighbour to nip through the hedge with daffodils...a weekend!
In other news
* Frow was in NY, Paris and Milan for fashion weeks.
* Grossie had the flu but managed to get out of bed to flog stuff.
* Teeny tiny Ali's still on his shoe shine jounrey (sic)! That'll see another roasting in the comments then.
And I’m sorry but he reposted one of her KM promotional ad posts. Not exactly the kind of company that comes to mind when I think of equality on this day. And come to think of it… Lydia doesn’t either! 