Lydia Millen #147 Fans are so unhinged, I wonder if her waist is cinched?

[Allexie01]

Sorry Aldi but there are just not enough buttons on that blazer!

 

[Miscanthus]

Harrods tartar sauce with Birds Eye cod in batter - must be a Lydia Luxury Moment!

The culinary equivalent of an Amazon dress with an Hermes belt.

 

[ohhreeally]

In her head lydia walks like naomi Campbell but in reality she looks like miss piggy off to give kermit a battering

 

[Catlady1234]

She was so stunning in 2018. Why is she doing so much self tan and warm tones in everything. When she wore her cool toned autumn looks with the overknee boots and big knitted sweaters she looked so good! And her cat eye too. It‘s so sad :-(
Anyway, here is a screenshot of 2018 Lidl.

Her face was already messed up by 2018. Look at the chin, it takes up most of her face. I think she looked best before her wedding.
I know we kept saying last year that she should go back to the wavy, voluminous hair ( because that’s how she wore it when she looked good), and she eventually listened, but it doesn’t look the same on her anymore.
Now people are suggesting she should go back to having a straight long bob, but I honestly don’t think it would produce any improvements. It’s her face. And because her features are so different now, it doesn’t matter what hairstyle she goes with, she will never look as good as she used to. Although I agree, that this dry haystack she has now does her no favours, it looks dated, unkempt and too big for her gaunt face.There’s no going back now.

 

[K18]

What Aldi is faced with
What he's imagining...... View attachment 1535532View attachment 1535533

WOW, she should go and get whatever she has had put in her face dissolved. It is frightening how much older than 34 she looks. She very obviously smooths out the lines around her eyes and the smile lines in all of her other photos and hasn't had the opportunity to do this to this photo as Ali has posted it (I imagine he will be in trouble when she realises)

 

[muffintop13]

Just catching up on Ali's latest and I am cracking up at the bit where they're walking through the cars and almost everyone else is dressed in casual summer gear. One guy was even a wearing tie-dye sweatshirt! Not only must they be roasting in all that tweed but they must have stuck out like sore thumbs

 

[coconochanel]

Bracelet charms....

bottle of Moet
Waitrose shopping basket
Paracetamol
Aston Martin
A bow -for the piece of satin she always ties around her waist
a pair of big lips in the shape of an O-for when she's applying her lipstick like a sex doll.

 

[Lola Faith]

Lydia describing their honey has made me feel sick she is insane!

Sorry bit late watching the shit show tonight - been baking brownies!

She is so dumb she doesn't know what she's been doing - thought she had journals and diaries etc???

Also thanks Lydia for the Hermes link to the landing page - don't see your bag on there however!!

She says herself Summer is over and it's all Autumnal - so why now are they having an outside Kitchen built? Odd especially as they supposedly moving (Joke)

Mentions her big floofy hair, mentions she will keep saying Autumn and Autumnal - she is obsessed with Tattle!

'People forget that I had the Birkin 30 which is really weird' could you make it more obvious Lydia? PEOPLE = TATTLE

 

[Lola Faith]

This doesn't even sound like her! Look away and it's a softly spoken, pleasant, educated woman but we see ya Lidl!

She will say anything for a reaction! I'm sorry maybe I am super cynical but I don't believe a single word that comes out of witchypoo's mouth!

I don't think she's confused, I think she is so selfish and into herself she doesn't want children, doesn't want anyone to mess up her life, her body, her home. She is not a tolerant person and the only people she has around her are 'yes' people that lap up her bullshit. If you have a baby you have to put them first, and as we see she cannot even look after dogs properly, so how would she cope with a baby. If she did have one - it would be purely to shut everyone up, especially Ali, and then she could milk all the pregnancy and baby content and freebies! I personally think she's not cut out to be a mother. She's not maternal or loving, as much as she makes out she is over the dogs, I just don't feel that is genuine at all.

Not everyone wants children, but some change their mind and I think while Vic is focussed on her career atm, she might think differently in a few years time. I reckon Josie will have one once she's married.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Is the way he dresses his idea of grandpa chic !!! He is dresses like a sweet old man who is off to the postoffice and then to the butchers to buy two sausages and three rashers of bacon ! He may as well put his reels up in black and white and puff on a pipe !!

Newsflash !! Grandpa chic these days is mostly a fleece and some jeans or an outdoor jacket and walking trousers at the most a casual blazer and some chinos !

Guys in their seventies now were rockers or mods or hippies not Home Guard Mr Manwaring !!

Its like a theatrical farce watching these two , hilarious !!

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

She could still pivot and save the day.

I'm feeling generous, Lydia, buzzing from the very unhealthy sugar free Redbull I've just guzzled.

1. Send Nicky a private apology and beg for forgiveness. No excuses or reasons, just own up to how horrible you behaved and continued to behave. Don't say things like "I'm sorry you were hurt or offended". That is a shit apology. Clearly state that you were horrible, you know you were horrible and you are deeply sorry for all the trauma she experienced and abuse you unleashed on her and her business. This step must be completed privately; not blasted on social media. This is for Nicky alone.

2. Make a video acknowledging your failure with Globy. Admit the customer service was abysmal, pricing far too high and everything is much regretted. Say you're sorry looking straight at the camera. Again, give no excuses, just own up to it because you were the boss and it was YOUR failure.

3. In this same video, admit to the bullying and freak out at Nicky Lazou. The internet all knows about it, so don't try to pussyfoot around it. Own up to your behavior clearly and without excuse. Apologize profusely to her again in the video and let the audience know you've also apologized privately.

4. Announce that the economy has shifted everything for you and Ali. Interest rates are rising, everyone knows this. Be open and say you must downsize and are taking the audience with you. Meet with financial advisors and film them explaining how to downsize in the most efficient way. Emphasize how important it is to tackle debt now more than ever. And throw in an investment person to talk about investing for retirement. This would bring you a fuckton of engagement.

5. Take the audience with you as you scope out properties. This would be a gold mine of content. It's relatable and would give you back the sympathy of the public at large. The same audience that is having to tighten its belt as well. No shame in battening the hatches for the bumpy financial storm everyone in the world is experiencing. In fact, it would show you are shrewd and relatable. You can redo the new property with thoughtful care of cost and bring it to your "sympathetic" standards.

6. Physically donate all your extra stuff. Beauty goods (unopened), house goods, clothing, accessories, etc. Show the real time process and show how wonderful it feels to be charitable.

7. Make a vlog deciding which vehicle to keep. You don't need 3 cars. Both you and Ali always use car services or taxis anyways. In fact, get a smaller car. This would tickle everyone that is concerned with the environment. And explain how the savings on fuel costs alone make it worth it.

8. Sock away all the money that will be pouring in from all the brands willing to work with you again. Remember the mistakes that got you into this disaster and choose your actions and words carefully in the future. Lighten up on the tweaks to your face and stop dissing Alex on film. Grit your teeth and remember if you can't say anything nice while filming or posting, shut up.

There - I just saved your career. Your marriage is another story.

You know what's sad? Reading this, I know you already poured more time, effort and thought into all the mentioned above than Elsie ever would.

She's a shallow narc. Nothing runs as deep as her sense of infallibility and self importance. Money will grow on trees before we see her owning up to anything.

 

[Miscanthus]

These are in the description box of Teefers latest flog! She's also flogging Cle de poop, and the Parterre dress is one Lydia has shown already or similar! Also Lydia had a very similar Tennis half zip sweatshirt on a week or so ago, why do these two idiots copy each other - they are clearly going for all the same jobs as well.

Tennis Oversized Funnel Zip Sweatshirt - White - https://bit.ly/3xAL5Ub Parterre Dress - https://bit.ly/3FqY11a Mentioned: 111Skin eye masks - https://bit.ly/3QiZewk [USE CODE JOSIEFF FOR 10% OFF] Sharp Objects book - https://amzn.to/3TuA3II Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow book - https://amzn.to/3CDntkB Cle de Peau brightening serum - https://bit.ly/3R30nYP Cle de Peau The Serum - https://bit.ly/3MMq0u6 Dior fortifying nail cream - https://bit.ly/3wC918r Dior floral lip care - https://bit.ly/3pRjeud Dior eye palette - https://bit.ly/3Rj6loj Inur beauty - https://bit.ly/3e7C1Pg Code8 Lipstick - https://bit.ly/3crKc8F

...except that Lidl always thought she was above flogging the stuff Grossie was selling until the luxe brands disappeared. Now Lidl is merching Amazon and Lenor etc. However, Lidl still thinks she's above Grossie because she can put a Hermés bag in every shot!
I don't like Grossie but she works hard at her merching, something that Lidl will never do.

 

[Allexie01]

Thanks for showing us a close up of the disgusting state of your Ralph Lauren shoes!! Why do you buy(sic) shoes that are completely the wrong shape & fit for your hobbit feet? And if you must buy them why do you not make a little effort to take care of them?

P.S. Please learn to pronounce the word 'atelier' properly!

 

[Namima]

Stomping her way across England.


What was the point of this Reels ??? (sic)

 

[jadore23]

She 100% reads on here. I would love to do a compilation of all the things that have been said and done right after it was mentioned here. (With the exception of publicly apologizing to Nicky bc that is never going to happen unless it serves HER.)

The way she started saying "Farmhouse" instead of the usual Soho Farmhouse (to all the peasants that might be unfamiliar) - right after someone mentioned here that "real" members just say FH.

I would love for that to be added to the wiki. So many talented detective-level spies here. Love you all.

 

[Miscanthus]

Maybe she’s on the footpath but doesn’t look like it… looks like she’s stomping through the field. (With an enormous dog toy )

Also Ali there is an ‘ in IT’S you moron.

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Hate to say it but Ali is right here.
No apostrophe required. Only if it's an abbreviation of 'it is'.

 

[Miscanthus]

Hello darlings, I have been an avid reader of this forum!

I have watched Lydia a little bit here and there, especially in 2019. Since then, I have switched off, unfollowed and generally turned myself away from her dribble. But you lot are extremely entertaining and I just can’t stay away!

One thing that really drives me up the wall with Lydia, is that she is an incredibly tacky display of noveau-riche mindset. She is trying so hard to be a lady from the upper classes, yet we can all see through it. One of my good friends is an upper class girl (also an influencer), who goes to the same events as Lydia. Whereas she sits at the royal box, Lydia goes with Longines… it’s not the same. She will never fit in with the crowd she so hard pretends to be a part of. She’s just too brash, tries too hard and wears way too much fake tan. No one, and I mean no one is buying that she is a ‘lady’ in any way.

Money talks, wealth whispers. Lydia shouts.

Also, as a little tit-bit; she came into my work (interior design field) and begged for some free products. We are a luxury company that specialises in wall coverings. One room of our wallpaper goes for around £50k. She wanted some free wallpapers in exchange for ‘PR’. I know on very good authority that her email was never replied to. Moreover, we did do a collab with another instagrammer recently, and she was a dream to work with!

Sorry for the essay, but I needed to get this off my chest! Thanks for reading x

Welcome!
I'd love to know how they word their begging emails, but well done to your company for ignoring her.

Please don't go back to lurking. Join in more. You fit right in!

It's a Karen Millen dress...we are always saying she never wears anything from her collab with them...and then she does!

I'm delighted to share with you all the first official photo of darling @Wophie with Baby Wophie before she left hospital.


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I hate it when posts run together

Hello @Wophie

I see you liked my post.

How are you coping? Hope all is good with your bubba's breathing and your toddler loves him

 

[Oops...]

Why does he always stick his leg out like that? It just looks like he has shit his pants.

An elongating modelling hack she taught him?

His arms will be over his head soon...

 

[coconochanel]

She is so cold towards him. Also saying the colour is more heritage, love you live in a modern fucking bungalow IT WILL NEVER BE HERITAGE!

 

[Namima]