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Isn’t there speculation that her ‘branding’ is the gate at Buckingham Palace? Uncouth.Disclaimer: I’m on page 36 of the thread so not sure if this has been posted already but I couldn’t contain my rage.
On a day like this, can she not ONCE not make it all about HER?! She doesn’t miss a single opportunity to display her fake wealth & status, including the Pretender.
Your sad efforts to position yourself as upper class are reeking of desperation, Lyds. Read the room. Show some respect. You will never be royalty, ever. Not even close, no matter how hard you try. Classy is when you know when to shut up, when you can be tactful and decent, polite and respectful, when you don’t need to show off to prove something, belittle others.
The only people who don’t see through it are your sycophants lacking tact and intelligence just as much as you.
We see what you’re doing there.
think it is the table in the green houseis that the kitchen dining table she’s set the bug-infested leaves on?
Now we know what all those strategically placed books around the house are for…..reaching. Physically and metaphorically.Thisridiculousoutfit makes The Doofus look so short.
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The Doofus needs a fashion intervention.
Clown.
Very well said, I get being annoyed at how she behaves sometimes etc but constantly slating someone's appearance/body shape is not nice at all and just makes women look bad in general.Please remember that some of us here too have that kind of bodytype and have to take that kind of commentary everywhere. It hurts! And I would never ever say something negative about other bodytypes. Why is it ok to do it to us? I’m 42 and I’ve been told that it’s nok ok to have my body for as long as I can remember. But only from other women…
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I’d agree with this - there were a few comments in her Insta post speculating about CDP being stocked in Space NK.I feel like she was invited by the Space NK PR lady, just based on the silly woe is me caption she posted on the photos. It seemed to be a lot of Shiseido PR and Shiseido umbrella company PR's that were invited, plus correct me if I am wrong but I am pretty sure Space NK stock all Shiseido/Shiseido umbrella brands so perhaps CDP are going to be stocked there next.
Au reservoir…Ma petite ChouI’ve always thought that they might move but keep the bunga and rent it out and perhaps that might explain their continuing to make changes to their own taste as they would still consider it their propertyIf she already has someone in mind as a tenant, that would also mean they could move relatively quickly without a chain. Or they could just be dickheads. Sadly, I think they’ve both got plenty of money from begging and selling to mugs.
Slightly off topic but, speaking of tenants and nightmare owners, that reminded me of one of my favourite tv shows years ago, Mapp and Lucia. Both were terrible, fake snobs trying to outdo each other but Elsie and Ali are like Lucia and Georgie. Or is that Josie and Charlie?. Anyway, it’s very dry humour and worth it just to see the beautiful villages. Au reservoir!
25 degrees, you lucky thing, it was supposed to be a sunny 23 here but was cloudy and chilly all dayOh Bloody Nora the other twonk (JoHo) is waffling on about Autumn now too....aaarrgghh! It has been 25 degrees here today in my bit of the UK![]()
Ah - is that what it is? Thank you! I was wondering why she got the Tattlers in a spin! So many threads - I knew she must be up to something!She lies more often than Lydia.
I’d have a lot of respect for her if she did that.She could still pivot and save the day.
I'm feeling generous, Lydia, buzzing from the very unhealthy sugar free Redbull I've just guzzled.
1. Send Nicky a private apology and beg for forgiveness. No excuses or reasons, just own up to how horrible you behaved and continued to behave. Don't say things like "I'm sorry you were hurt or offended". That is a shit apology. Clearly state that you were horrible, you know you were horrible and you are deeply sorry for all the trauma she experienced and abuse you unleashed on her and her business. This step must be completed privately; not blasted on social media. This is for Nicky alone.
2. Make a video acknowledging your failure with Globy. Admit the customer service was abysmal, pricing far too high and everything is much regretted. Say you're sorry looking straight at the camera. Again, give no excuses, just own up to it because you were the boss and it was YOUR failure.
3. In this same video, admit to the bullying and freak out at Nicky Lazou. The internet all knows about it, so don't try to pussyfoot around it. Own up to your behavior clearly and without excuse. Apologize profusely to her again in the video and let the audience know you've also apologized privately.
4. Announce that the economy has shifted everything for you and Ali. Interest rates are rising, everyone knows this. Be open and say you must downsize and are taking the audience with you. Meet with financial advisors and film them explaining how to downsize in the most efficient way. Emphasize how important it is to tackle debt now more than ever. And throw in an investment person to talk about investing for retirement. This would bring you a fuckton of engagement.
5. Take the audience with you as you scope out properties. This would be a gold mine of content. It's relatable and would give you back the sympathy of the public at large. The same audience that is having to tighten its belt as well. No shame in battening the hatches for the bumpy financial storm everyone in the world is experiencing. In fact, it would show you are shrewd and relatable. You can redo the new property with thoughtful care of cost and bring it to your "sympathetic" standards.
6. Physically donate all your extra stuff. Beauty goods (unopened), house goods, clothing, accessories, etc. Show the real time process and show how wonderful it feels to be charitable.
7. Make a vlog deciding which vehicle to keep. You don't need 3 cars. Both you and Ali always use car services or taxis anyways. In fact, get a smaller car. This would tickle everyone that is concerned with the environment. And explain how the savings on fuel costs alone make it worth it.
8. Sock away all the money that will be pouring in from all the brands willing to work with you again. Remember the mistakes that got you into this disaster and choose your actions and words carefully in the future. Lighten up on the tweaks to your face and stop dissing Alex on film. Grit your teeth and remember if you can't say anything nice while filming or posting, shut up.
There - I just saved your career. Your marriage is another story.
She lies more often than Lydia.Funnily enough - I was thinking the same thing recently and the Tattle thread Jack Monroe seems to have about 380 threads! I didn’t even know who that was but apparently she is a non-binary cookery writer who seems to have been homeless for a while and wrote some books on cooking on a shoestring.
Why doesn’t she just bloody wear slippers?Our energy vampire Lyds lecturing Ali about interior decorating and paint colours ... The actual nerve of her. Ali's face says it all but the lil chappie is so scared of her he will not dare argue any point with her.
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Her mint green dressing room looks like a 1970sasylumhospital or government department.
All she needs are direction stickers on the floor pointing you to the relevant department
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Those colours are a perfect read of her mindset and personality ... dull, dreary, uninteresting, sombre, boring, drab. Uncreative.
"Personally I..." "I feel ..." "I think..." "I would..." "No No No ... I ..."
She is so condescending to him.
Personally I would trust Ali's interior decorating style more than Lyds ....
Dinner time at the table was hilarious ... she was trying so hard NOT to start eating before Ali sat down but she couldn't make it !!! And then trying to not to chew on camera.
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Ali's footage of the polo confirmed Elsie socialising with her fellow influencers was minimal.
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The suit Ali wanted to wear ....
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VERSUS the casual outfit Lyds advised him to wear ...
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Errrrrrrm. Yeah.
He really should not take ANY advise from Lyds. Fashion, interior, culinary, gardening, road directions ... NOTHING.
Wearing more blue dresses after Tattlers said she looks great in blue. For once. the heifer listened. Two thumbs up Elsie.
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NOW THROUGH (sic) AWAY THOSE DISGUSTING POINTY TAN FLATS.
Lyds explaining howpeople were divoting horse pooto do copy her cheek contour ...
Don't follow her make up advice people.
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I love that!!! Eliza is perfectWe will have to start calling her Eliza Millen Gordon. As in Eliza Dolittle. Trying to sound posh
Did they change the colours of the windows on the bunga or am I going mad?OF course she want's to make it sounds like it's some secret 500 yr old wall. It's the Patio wall that has ALWAYS been there... it was covered up a little bit by the planter that she hated and just tore out. She has to make it sound like BREAKING NEWS! lol
It's the wall around the patio... on the right in the picture.
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here... you can LITERALLY see it goes to the ground and has always been there. She's such a LIAR
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Oh look - also here, from when they moved in... the fence they ripped out is in this shot.
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