Congratulations to
@Catlady1234 for the new thread title with 42 votes
For those not paying attention it references comments that consistently support Lidl, leading us to wonder if Rexysmum IS Lidl!
Thanks to
@georgiecait for the great poll suggestion
* After announcing to her 1 million subs worldwide that Covid 19 is over, Lidl fell ill. It was Covid.
* Symptoms included lack of taste, listlessness and no appetite. How did she even know she was ill?
* Just two weeks on from admitting it was Covid she was still poorly and exhausted. 'Everyone' suggested she had Long Covid and she agreed. We suggested she was an ill-informed mallingerer.
* She no longer has headaches. She was dehydrated. She's drinking more water. Funny that you always had a water flask in every shot.
* The garden makeover is imminent. Garden design meetings have been held with Nicholsons. I think you'll find Grossie did it first, Lidl.
* The loo at Nicholsons features the same panelling and Barnaby Gates wallpaper as Lidl's 'powder room'. She claimed they copied her and decided that NOW is the time to formally unveil hers!
* Lidl reports that Nicholsons said her garden is "difficult". Er...I think you misheard love. They said you are difficult!
* Lidl had another Cara Mellon 'shoot'. She verbally trashed the hotel she was staying in, paid for by KM, saying it was "dilapidated" and "unloved". A bit like you Elsie!
* She spent £286 on hundreds of bulbs from Sarah Raven, a favourite of Grossie... We're looking forward to seeing you on your knees planting them!
* Outfits of the day on TikTok are becoming more and more like costumes... So far we've had shotgun wedding, middle aged bride, tavern wench, Rumlestiltskin's wife (thanks Master Midnight), Out of Africa, dominatrix Maid Marion, nurse Ratchet, Carmen Miranda, Mormon baptism and Coco the clown.
* Our 'fashion maven' paired a white sleeveless cotton dress with a tweed HC jacket and called it autumnal. Where's your cardi, girlfriend?
* She was vile to make up artist and friend Alex, calling her out for stealing, peeing, taking holidays, her choice of men and her "responsibilities". Lidl doesn't even want Alex's children at the Bunga.
* Lidl says no other make up artist will work with her. Maybe try being kind...and not coughing in her face when you might still have Covid?
* She doesn't like blowing her nose in public. So picking your nose and eating your ear wax is ok then?
* Lack of content means she resorted to lists of "things that make me smile". She couldn't manage 10 things and Mr MG didn't make the cut.
* She slammed Ali for his love of golf saying she's a "golf widow". He was practising in the garden!
* She says that golf is the third person in their marriage. Lidl, you may not be Princess Diana but we think you mean
Camilla Cawwie.
* Ali not only checked the reflection of his naked torso in a Bunga window but he photographed it to treasure the beautiful moment for ever.
* Under direction from his wife Ali went threw (sic) his wardrobe and through (sic) away anything cool, trendy or with an urban vibe. He's left with a vest, a floral shirt and a brown pinstripe jacket to go with his ankle grazer trews.
* Vic posted a photo of hubby Alex with her baby niece. Lidl posted a photo of Ali with her friend's baby.
* She's turned off likes and limited interactions. Can't cope with the negativity, Lidl?
In other news
* Grossie is in Abu Dhabi.
Vic is in Croatia with Tory Burch and doing another collaboration with Holland Cooper.
Laura Blair is at a Longines event.
Screenshots thanks to @Namina
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If she already has someone in mind as a tenant, that would also mean they could move relatively quickly without a chain. Or they could just be dickheads. Sadly, I think they’ve both got plenty of money from begging and selling to mugs. 
. Anyway, it’s very dry humour and worth it just to see the beautiful villages. Au reservoir!
