Oh lord, cue Lydiot in her wedding dress 
Lydia Millen #139 Coastal grandma rejected by TikTok, having a breakdown in my tablecloth frock
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Maybe she can make a new one with lettuce leaves, brown paper, ribbon and potager tags!!Oh lord, cue Lydiot in her wedding dress
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It could have been THE kitchen garden?? But no it’s mine
Mine...
Here’s my kitchen garden
Yes all of it is mine
Isnt it a lovely sight?
Isnt it divine?
Every single lettuce leaf
A caterpillar tree
Provided for the beast’s relief
By saintly little me
Every thing your eye can see
Is all by my design
So praise me and give thanks for me
For everything is MINE...
Here’s my kitchen garden
Yes all of it is mine
Isnt it a lovely sight?
Isnt it divine?
Every single lettuce leaf
A caterpillar tree
Provided for the beast’s relief
By saintly little me
Every thing your eye can see
Is all by my design
So praise me and give thanks for me
For everything is MINE...
First, she has to work out if it’s spinach or iceberg or butterhead then the obstacle of how to spell it - oh the stress of being a vlogger for ten whole years
then she has to revert to her calligraphy course to write on her little logo and bespoke LEM tags and then lie on the couch because it was such a busy day and she’s all out of puff 
I’m late to read here, but notice both dogs are sitting by him, not her…View attachment 1349518
This pic alone shows she is no fashion influencer.
The busy print of the dress does not require huge earrings. Her makeup is the same as she wears it everyday - too much make up, she looks greasy, that lipstick colour looks horrible with her tan and the eyebrows overpower her whole look.
The lazy hairstyle (?). Probably had not washed her hair.
The matching bag and shoesThe toe cleavage ...
And does she ever take those bracelets off ? You do not need to wear them all day, very single effing day. You are not Kourtney Kardashian
Can you imagine the fake tan stuck on those bracelets. Yuck.
Fashion influencer. Nope.
Lifestyle Influencer ? I think not lovely xoxo.
It's just been a few months since Lyds has rebranded and she is ready failing at this. She is way too lazy to maintain this "lifestyle" of gardening English Countryside Grandma. Or whatever lifestyle she moves onto next.
Her 15 personalities won't allow her to succeed.
Perhaps an attempt at Chavvy Abusve Not Buckinghamshire Grandma ???
All she would have to do is sit on the couch and eat bon bons ... she would not have to do anything heeheeeeeeee. Winner winner.
And how bright and cheerful does the closet look ? Though you can still see the red tones in her hair ...
Betcha they had cashew nut salad for lunch ....
Why doesn't Karen Millen use Kate Hutchins ? She is natuarally gorgeous and has a bomb figure. And dress her age ...
Family evening by the firepit.
And Ali, once again, is on his phone. Great "family evening" lovely.
He has totally morphed into Lyds. All he has to do is verbally abuse his pregnant hairdresser...
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bleeping hell, never have I ever seen anything as pathetic. Fancy giving someone bug eaten lettuce
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.ahhhhh that’s what that means!Oh it's a constant. Whenever she mentions beingdelicate
I’m American so it’s not a term I hear that often.
And it would make sense if she started drinking more right now to escape….
She also complains about her digestive system A LOT using that term
My digestive tract would be messed up after several bottles of horrid Whispering Angel too. Plus she eats diary and gluten every single day despite saying she can have neither.ahhhhh that’s what that means!
I’m American so it’s not a term I hear that often.
And it would make sense if she started drinking more right now to escape….
She also complains about her digestive system A LOT using that term
Her stomach lining too! That whispering angel might as well be vinegar, it is absolute trash and I really can't understand why everyone wets themselves over it.
That book title describes her relationship with Aldi, or it could say "The coffee table between us'
" The fire pit between us"
" The space between our bedrooms"
" The Carrie between us"
I could go on.......
" The fire pit between us"
" The space between our bedrooms"
" The Carrie between us"
I could go on.......
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She’s so bleeping condescending. Also, to take a bouquet of lettuce to someone who it looks like is already growing lettuce? So thoughtful
This is probably the size of bed Lydia actually needs since we know she’s not eating anything she grows.
This is probably the size of bed Lydia actually needs since we know she’s not eating anything she grows.
15 minute warning....I will be starting a new thread.
Wish you would stay in the middle of nowhere.
Here comes the bit we all look forward to every week...
It’s RECAP TIME...
It’s RECAP TIME...
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New thread up folks
Lydia Millen #140 Since hubby Ali is winning the bread, it’s his name in the title of this thread!
Congratulations to @EvieM for the thread title with 66 votes, edited to fit. 🥂🍾🤸♀️ The original was: "Since it’s your husband Ali who is winning the bread, it’s his name not yours that should be in the title of this thread." Our ‘time poor’ influencers Ali and Lidl had a busy few days with a...
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