Elsie is one big mass of insecurities plus she surrounds herself with people who kiss her arse so she lives in an unrealistic world. I know it s been said before here but deep down she doesn t like herself. Until she realises she has to tackle, with therapy why she feels this way she will never be content with her looks, husband, house, garden, body, staff and... other people s pubs.
Honestly I agree! Especially with mini skirts being far more fashionable currently...This leather skirt is horrible. Why does she dig it out every year? It’s such a dated style. Something shorter and more a-line would be much more current. But what do I know, I’m not a ‘fashion influencer’ like our Elsie
print & looks FABULOUS 
I am not too sure on that. Dahhling Josie knows exactly what to post and what not to make him look bad. Being a mansplainer and coming of rude does not make a narc. Josie is the one seeming more ignorant, not self-reflective etc. But they are a toxic couple, as are L&Ali and Frow and Harrison.
She has a thing for attention, and he is an idiot not seeing her spiel. Mr Charlesplainer should read that up on wiki and then recite to himself.
It's a witch thing.
Omg I think Ali has a thing for inthefrow most likely. I bet he wanted her over lydia. They always compliment each other’s editing skills.
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She has those "..." in her name. Muff Puff also is one regularly wrongly tagged. 
I know right I’m laughing too it’s like people in beauty aren’t stupid same with bags. £4 product worth £40.00. Bag third off worth 3 times as much.Classic Millen oversized jumper and leather skirt.. the most obvious fashion outfit ever lol.
Does she still do work with many beauty brands? Didnt she work with Estée Lauder before? Speaking of, be really careful girls there’s a subscription box selling Estée Lauder fakes and more (£4.00 an item) called nodbox on Instagram/TikTok they keep changing their name. I just made a thread about it if anyone wants to see. It’s like Millen and her fake bags lol. Don’t disappoint anyone this Christmas. Buy the real thing Millen
Everything is a chemical. Dihydrogen monoxide is also a chemical we ingest daily. (It's water). The hyaluronic acid is a substance naturally occurring in the body (don't know the exact molecular build/structure, but it won't poison anybody). The problem is that it accumulates and then looks like tit. You can use enzymes that would degrade it, but I am not sure, how well this works, if it's already migrated into the surrounding tissues.I wonder if the pub has an Instagram set up yet?
Euw so it’s a chemical that just stays floating around your face until the end of time?
This is a slogan, straight out of Mad Men, quality wise.
I feel called out.
If lidl fitted in , she would be playing golf, tennis,horse riding, yoga, bridge, high tea , all those things. Her problem is that she doesn’t fit into any group 33year old dressed as granny, but wouldn’t be accepted 33year without kids so won’t fit in with the mum’s. Not many 33 year olds sit there faffy about cushions and pumpkins in their granny robes!Honestly I agree! Especially with mini skirts being far more fashionable currently...
Not really on the ball there Elsie!
I was also pondering the more "country fashion style" she has adapted recently... Especially as driving to work through a neighbouring village and spotted a group of women chatting with their dogs. All very similarly dressed and thought to myself, I mean functionally the style makes sense. Tall boots/wellies for muddy fields, Gillets in the Autumn chill.
But then I had to wonder, are Lidl and Aldi part of their small community. To the point they can stand and chat freely with people in their community. They never share anything that the do to get involved? I'm only in week 2 of my new property in a small village and signed up to do a Christmas advent window! We'll be getting involved with anything possible to get to know people.
Sorry, just a Friday ponder on my drive to work today
She really wrote the first word of her #ad wrong. The name of the brand she advertises. Quality work, as always.
Take your meter stick with you (or yard stick or what ever but take it with you!).
Because she can't let go of what she thinks is "sexy" - even if it is a decade out of date. Same reason she has to cinch her waist every time.This leather skirt is horrible. Why does she dig it out every year? It’s such a dated style. Something shorter and more a-line would be much more current. But what do I know, I’m not a ‘fashion influencer’ like our Elsie
Oh that same line she used when she 'forgot' her vitamins in Ibiza.She really wrote the first word of her #ad wrong. The name of the brand she advertises. Quality work, as always.
And shut tf up about "piece the resistance". You don't even know what it means. Monroe Steele is the same.
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This makes no sense (like the rest of this tit, so why do I wonder??)
Take your meter stick with you (or yard stick or what ever but take it with you!).
