I have shagged many a man, never a colleague, I don't think I have
many a man
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many a man
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Didn't actually shag him, but I met a man with micro penis (I didn't know obv) in a nightclub.many a man
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I got such a shock at how small his penini was I said I going out for a fag outside his flat in Glasgow. I legged it and spent the night in my workplace on the canteen couch, was pals with the security guard. Missed the last train home and I was steaming
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I did a college course, not a degree and a visiting professor that was there, I shagged him as well. He had a big dick
I love, love a big dick
How big is too big though ? Too big is not good
I literally cannot breathe
My cheeks are hurting
Jolie is off her fukin rocker omg
My cheeks are hurting
Jolie is off her fukin rocker omg
He was big only slightly less big than Mr j
.I shagged this guy once who was proper massive it musta been 9 inch and the girth, bleeping hell I never got over that
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Ma pals love my old stories Lizzy, my and my bestie howl at our singleish days
Am a one man woman now
Unlike loz who would shag a fat wallet if it got her pregnant
There was a guy I was seeing once and he was dirty talking about hoping I could take his big dick.
It was tiny. Not even just short. He basically had a Cadbury chocolate finger for a dick.
I was traumatised. Needless to say, his matchstick (at full mast) didn't get any!
It was tiny. Not even just short. He basically had a Cadbury chocolate finger for a dick.
I was traumatised. Needless to say, his matchstick (at full mast) didn't get any!
Was it like a fishbone?
Had that as well, disappointing but he had weed so put up with it π« π«
OMG I walked past someone in the street earlier and the smell of weed! It got me high! I practically floated into Maccies.
Was it like a fishbone?
Had that as well, disappointing but he had weed so put up with it π« π«
I can't deal with tidgy tods. If it's not like a drinks can I'm not interested.
I havent had weed for years, but, same
Love a big dick
Love everything about it
Quote: Samantha, sex and the city
I can't believe you've never had a colleague! I seem to have made it an Olympic sport. X
I work in an all female team now (except my bleep of a boss but he's gay so I'm marked safe from them all).
I work in an all female team now (except my bleep of a boss but he's gay so I'm marked safe from them all).
Same foxy
I wonβt say numbers
Safe space or not clearly number 1 threatening me didnβt put me off
Iβd βgo Againβ but we work from home now
So highly unlikely
No me think you meant went for a wee rather than the drug
Was it like a fishbone?
Had that as well, disappointing but he had weed so put up with it π« π«
I was thinking why would that make you put up with him I cant recall a colleague, I met alot of men when I was working in accountancy, but they weren't colleagues if you get ma drift
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Whilst we are at it, I got mugged when I lived in South London, the police officer that came to interview me was hot as duck and I bumped into him after it and got chatting to him and shagged him for a few weeks. This was pre Mr J
such a tart
Before I had my brats I worked at Anfield, I wish I shagged someone from there Iβd be on 8k a month 
My best mate used to shag her boss at work just randomly through the day, he had a button on his desk that played out to the whole building and she landed on it mid shag and everyone heard her call him big daddy. She left the next day
My best mate used to shag her boss at work just randomly through the day, he had a button on his desk that played out to the whole building and she landed on it mid shag and everyone heard her call him big daddy. She left the next day
Big daddyBefore I had my brats I worked at Anfield, I wish I shagged someone from there Iβd be on 8k a month
My best mate used to shag her boss at work just randomly through the day, he had a button on his desk that played out to the whole building and she landed on it mid shag and everyone heard her call him big daddy. She left the next day
My fellas got an absolute weapon. People think I took him back out of love or even trying to make our family work. Nope it's cause of that massive tool. 
Same hun, sameMy fellas got an absolute weapon. People think I took him back out of love or even trying to make our family work. Nope it's cause of that massive tool.
I actually canβt cope with you lot cheeks hurt from laughing.
same with the police jolie, although mine was the one who arrested me
and it was a few years later we started talking and anything happened.
cheeks hurt from laughing. same with the police jolie, although mine was the one who arrested me
and it was a few years later we started talking and anything happened.Life is too short for a small dick. Just think, could stop down at any time - need to go out with a bang.
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