Lunatics #8

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Eta loved menthols me
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He's never smoked or even tried it! Always get the family gossip in the smoking area too

Marlboro lights /menthols for me back in the day.
Any cheap ass ones now to smoke out the bedroom window when the jitters hit. Though it hasn't for a couple of years now to be fair. Mine hates it. Like really hates it. Takes the shine off it Didn't stop for him though, I'm proper cheap and those things are not

 

[Lizzy 93]

Goodbye Gareth

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Goodbye Gareth

Don't even think he'll get a goodbye party with these boos
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Jude pulling it out the bag as per.

 

[LittleOne27]

Jude the star boiiiiii cba with another 30 mins though lads

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I’m so glad I don’t support England
Scouse not English xxx
I just put bets on but they’ve lost me every one so far daft little bastards

 

[spillallthetea]

What we drinking today lads ?

Vodka and tesco blackberry and white grape fizzy water .. very fancy me cheers

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Gareth really needs to thank that boy.
I quite like Jude. Poor boys 21st yesterday and all that's been happening is him getting dragged in the media.

 

[spillallthetea]

Asti for me
It goes straight to my vagina eeeeek

What’s Asti? Fill me in
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I have this magical totally wrong idea that just inhaling the horrible bitter sweet taste will magically melt away all my stress.

Oh don’t ! one puff that’s it like magic you will be back on them , chew gum , drink water and chew on a bookies pencil, keep it behind your ear and just pretend puff

 

[Lizzy 93]

Wish I could voice note lol
Went shop pissed missed Bellingham’s goal
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What’s Asti? Fill me in
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Oh don’t ! one puff that’s it like magic you will be back on them , chew gum , drink water and chew on a bookies pencil, keep it behind your ear and just pretend puff

My fave

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

What’s Asti? Fill me in
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Oh don’t ! one puff that’s it like magic you will be back on them , chew gum , drink water and chew on a bookies pencil, keep it behind your ear and just pretend puff

Asti is like a sparkling wine.
My summer berries ain't cutting it. I demand my prosecco. He won't move his arse though with the footie on.
And he definitely won't get me ciggies. I was chewing gum by the dozen and just decided to drink the craving away, not really working but hey ho I'll carry on trying
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Wish I could voice note lol
Went shop pissed missed Bellingham’s goal
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My fave

I missed Kanes cause I needed a piss.

 

[LittleOne27]

I wish we could voice note on here so many jokes

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

My voice is quite annoying. I hate hearing myself speak.
I'd fill yous with the ick if you heard me 🥹

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I wish we could voice note on here so many jokes

I always think that but I dont think people would understand me Id need subtitles

 

[LittleOne27]

I’m so manc I’d be mistaken for fodens mam probs

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

I’m so manc I’d be mistaken for fodens mam probs

Worse things to be mistaken for.
*cough*

*cough*

 

[spillallthetea]

Wish I could voice note lol
Went shop pissed missed Bellingham’s goal
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My fave

Ooh never had , do you have yours shaken or stirred ? 007

 

[Lizzy 93]

My Voice is a joke mate
But it would make my life easier
Was typing and coming back from the shop
Some slag ordered something off my vinted and my ink ran out
My mums neighbour printed it and now there’s no space in the locker
Not driving to the next one Fuk her
My life’s a movie x

 

[Blondetech]

Kyle has has a bleeping STINKER tonight !!

 

[Lizzy 93]

Kyle has has a bleeping STINKER tonight !!

A what

 

[Blondetech]

A what

‘Stinker’
As in a god awful game
Woeful
Terrible
Is this another ‘midlands’ word ??