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Thread 1 made me realise I was an innocent amongst a bunch of slags (lovely hilarious slags mind youYou’re making me scream stop I’m not coping
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Everyone’s welcome babe
Thread 1 was a ride
)There was a pic that I never even commented on coz I was shook.... Of a man's dick resting on I'm sure was a nans shoulder like it was a bleeping parrot
I am loving reading thread one by most liked posts.
It goes from micro penises to dicks like a babies arm to dicks with a backdrop of a loppy carpet.
I think I will like it here
It goes from micro penises to dicks like a babies arm to dicks with a backdrop of a loppy carpet.
I think I will like it here
Told me fella if Liverpool win tonight I’ll get on top
Pillow princess for life x
manifesting a win really just cba having a ride
Pillow princess for life x
manifesting a win really just cba having a ride
I realised I was a dirty dirty witch that thread but nothing like @Jolie1988I am loving reading thread one by most liked posts.
It goes from micro penises to dicks like a babies arm to dicks with a backdrop of a loppy carpet.
I think I will like it here
Oooo now your talking them M&S cheese Scones hit the spot differently, have you tried them with cheese spreadHow can't you like cheese scones?! M&S warned up with clover are the dogs! 🥲🥲🥲
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Is anyone on the hoy tonight? Just sat & put my crystals on my nails with a lovely cold wkd
absolute heaven!This is exactly why I’m a little fatty batty going to end up looking like Step Dad Big Pete “The Larder unit”
I’m going to have a glass or two of Strawberry Gin
(in honour of child numero cuatro y cinco)
Off to catch up on the LG thread I blinked & now I’m on the old thread
Oooo now your talking them M&S cheese Scones hit the spot differently, have you tried them with cheese spread
This is exactly why I’m a little fatty batty going to end up looking like Step Dad Big Pete “The Larder unit”
I’m going to have a glass or two of Strawberry Gin
(in honour of child numero cuatro y cinco)
Off to catch up on the LG thread I blinked & now I’m on the old thread
Oooohhhh yeah lush! Cannit whack a cheese scone like!
I say this at least four times a day.Fucksake man bleeping men whats wrong with them
I also get told I'm the team's sacrificial lamb and "if anyone has a close relationship with crazy, they find you".
It's true.
I want to know some of you in real-life!
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I realised I'm an absolute angel
I’m late but another vote for scon.
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
I say this at least four times a day.
I also get told I'm the team's sacrificial lamb and "if anyone has a close relationship with crazy, they find you".
It's true.
I want to know some of you in
I realised I'm an absolute angel
I always attract the crazies but he says we'll that's cos you're batshit....
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So we say it like skon not going to lie I'm confused now
I was dealing with someone at work and no lie, the first thing he said to me "was do you want to see my rectal stump". Had nothing to do with his issue - I am concerned it was a chat up line.
Ruining scones for everyone. I SAID I'M SORRY! (IYKYK) xx
Ruining scones for everyone. I SAID I'M SORRY! (IYKYK) xx
Skon sounds right yehI always attract the crazies but he says we'll that's cos you're batshit....
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So we say it like skon not going to lie I'm confused now
if I say scone in my accent I sound a twit so it’s skon 4ev@Any word I say with a C or a K makes me sound a twit because we can’t speak properly down hereSkon sounds right yeh
This has made me a ‘Likkle’ jealous nglWell I didn't but @sadstateofaffairs did some detective work & found me
Daisy Daisy the fukin detective @sadstateofaffairs
I am perimenopausal so I say err those round things , they can have raisins or cheese in them? You know what I mean. FFS you put butter on them and jam and cream
Scones that's the badger . Thanks
Scones that's the badger . Thanks
Pic pleaseJust sat & put my crystals on my nails with a lovely cold wkd
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All three ? Yak
God yeah
Butter is life
Butter is life
Any word I say with a C or a K makes me sound a twit because we can’t speak properly down here
I’d say same this far north too
Thought the pic request was to Lizzie’s cheeky nude.Pic please
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All three ? Yak
I am ok with not seeing another naked body this week
Also I know one other person on tattle but I’m pretty sure she isn’t in this naughty corner.
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