Lunatics #2 Alan, cheesy chips, colleagues bits and mm's tits

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Ouchie hot water bottle on your stomach might ease a little .. that pain when you’re peeing vibrates right the way to your brain, hope they start working soon for ya

Thank you
Been on them since Friday and been a good girl and not drinking any wine either! Rage.

I had a midday ride. Took one for the team ladies, your welcome

Appreciated Itty

 

[Lottiew1]

Think it's day 3 of celibacy in my house. Keep getting comments about 'do you right in the glitter' but no actual action.

Never mind that I'm t total from Saturday STILL

 

[Lizzy 93]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Are you duck meant to leave her to it.
Have her baby daddy cake and eat it, nope.
You crack on. He can let her down as he obviously wants to do. Not your problem.

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

You kissed him you claimed him
It’s not all or none in this situation if she’s jetting off with her baby daddy

 

[Lucyxxxx]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Tough for her init really.

 

[Lottiew1]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Agree with the girls! Why she giving her number to people & going on holiday with the baby dad?
Crack on pet

 

[Lizzy 93]

Thanks girls
Nothing we can’t solve in here
He’s well fit as well like 10/10 he come one I had in December but I wasn’t in the mood tbh but I had been thinking about him tbh
Bit shocked at her
In fact she was supposed to host and said she doesn’t want guys in her place so few days before tells me I have to host ? Coz her baby dad won’t be happy ?????
Make it make sense

 

[justhereforanoseylike]

I had a midday ride. Took one for the team ladies, your welcome

Same, going for a hatrick tomoz. Gotta make the most of his annual leave
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lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Ahh thats a sticky one isnt it, when you say shes going on holiday with the baby daddy, is she still bleeping him? You kissed first so thats first dibs really. I would continue texting him but he needs to air her if he’s pursuing you. I wouldnt want to text him knowing hes texting my mate x

 

[Ittybittytittyclub]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Get to duck! This is not the lizzy I (vaguely ) know! Shoulders back, tits out and climb aboard sailor. I’d defo be a cow and drop it in that she’s gone away with her baby daddy though

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Proud to announce the end of my 3 day celibacy streak. Love and light to all xoxo

 

[Ittybittytittyclub]

Proud to announce the end of my 3 day celibacy streak. Love and light to all xoxo

Ride it cowgirl

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Thanks girls
Nothing we can’t solve in here
He’s well fit as well like 10/10 he come one I had in December but I wasn’t in the mood tbh but I had been thinking about him tbh
Bit shocked at her
In fact she was supposed to host and said she doesn’t want guys in her place so few days before tells me I have to host ? Coz her baby dad won’t be happy ?????
Make it make sense

It's cause she wants to string along her baby dad - for an easy life, for an easy shag, who knows, but she can't have it all ways and kissyfaceguy said as much that he's not into her so sucks to be her.
She's no dibs on him. He doesn't even want her dibs anywhere near him!
She won't make sense cause she has this feeling of entitlement. Seen it before. And nahhhhhh.
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Proud to announce the end of my 3 day celibacy streak. Love and light to all xoxo

All this shagging is making me feel like a frigid witch but honestly I can't think of anything worse right now

 

[mchammerr]

How are you all getting humped on a Wednesday afternoon I can’t even get text back.

Joking I’m off men anyway

 

[Lizzy 93]

Yeah she’s shagging the baby dad
He’s got keys to her place
Sleeps over
She wants him but pretends she doesn’t but they are in my opinion very much together
I was like well no we ain’t both texting you wth

Lucy shagging whilst my vagina gets excited at the shower water
Sucks to be me

 

[Jellybean093]

lads I’m in a pickleeeeee
My friend gave this guy her number as did i
I didn’t know she did ( make of that what you will lol joking I didn’t )

So one of the guys shouted out I thought you want his number take it then ( to her)
I heard that but I had left the room after

He stayed the latest out of everyone with two others
He put his number in my phone before he left ( we might have snogged goodbye)
We FaceTime bla bla bla
Two days later he goes she’s text me
I go who ???
He goes your friend
I said she has your number ?
Then he said what happened and said he didn’t wanna embarrass her.

He said all night he was letting it be known he fancies me but I kept mugging him off ( fair)
I told my friend I gave my number as soon as I found out
She was like oh he’s just about text me back ( lol)
She’s going abroad tomoz with her baby dad am I meant to leave her and the guy to crack on ?
Bit pissed Off

Shag him xx

 

[Lizzy 93]

Shag him xx

Tryna not act like a slag hahahaha
How long do we wait ladies ?
Rule of thumb?

 

[TheMogadon]

Tryna not act like a slag hahahaha
How long do we wait ladies ?
Rule of thumb?

It’s 2024 - jump on and ride him into battle. If he calls you a slag tell him you’ll shag his dad and give him a son he can actually be proud of.

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

Anyone else struggling a little bit mentally? Like I’m a bit down and finding it hard to get motivated, then I can be so happy hours later. I feel bad saying it because I’m truly blessed, had an awful childhood but the life I have now I so appreciate.

Anyways sorry to put a dampener on things, cos this thread has made me smile today love to all x

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Tryna not act like a slag hahahaha
How long do we wait ladies ?
Rule of thumb?

Depends on how long the... thumb... is
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Anyone else struggling a little bit mentally? Like I’m a bit down and finding it hard to get motivated, then I can be so happy hours later. I feel bad saying it because I’m truly blessed, had an awful childhood but the life I have now I so appreciate.

Anyways sorry to put a dampener on things, cos this thread has made me smile today love to all x

Don't feel bad saying how you feel. You can appreciate what you have right now and where you are but it's alright to have a few downers x