Luke Catleugh #2 sobbing over house buying no-go, scoffing plagiarised risotto and a little bit of a Ho
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What was that 'yoga' bit about? I love my friends but am not even slightly keen to do yoga poses with them, let alone grab their feet or stick my toes in their vaginas!
I was wondering if it was foreplay ! 🫣
i dont get how financially this is a viable job to a)live in London even a dodgy part and b)save for a house
His company is registered as if he is a food blogger. I see more and more people doing budget cooking or recipe development yet his blogs seem to diversify away from food a lot, apart from his weird partnership with Waitrose.
Even if he cooked their recipe cards he would be more interesting!
His company is registered as if he is a food blogger. I see more and more people doing budget cooking or recipe development yet his blogs seem to diversify away from food a lot, apart from his weird partnership with Waitrose.
Even if he cooked their recipe cards he would be more interesting!
just two dykes wrestling around
Because it's false like everything else about that camera acting influencer he is
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He was probably hoping she would fall onto his pencil dick
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Well, those comments didn't stay on his YouTube video long did they??
A guy called Ben was asking about if Luke enjoyed his night with Ben (dunno if it was himself or another Ben) and Luke wouldn't stay the night cos the guy lived at his mums or something.. Then someone called Eileen commented Luke wants someone with their own place and not sneaking around a parents house?? I was trying to reply and say, Is that why he also won't take ppl back to his cos Zara's there???? But then the comments disappeared..
Mmmm deleting any dirty laundry ppl are airing for him!!
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I’m in central London for a few days going to keep a watch for him having a bougie coffee pretending to read while he films himself.
Some more words from this week’s vlog that Luke doesn’t know the meaning of: “synonymous” and “adjacent”. 
Maybe someone can educate me…what is the point of ‘influencers’ like Luke…how is it a ‘career’. To me it just looks like a massive exercise in grifting 
“this is such a synonymous toaster”Near spat my coffee out at the synonymous commentmaybe symbolic was the word you were looking for there Luke?
at least he seems to have stopped describing items as “quintessential”
Most of what he says is word salad anyway, to sound intelligent, so this didn’t surprise me in the slightest.
God, his slug brows are so huge and unattractive and over preened.
The tash ain’t it either
Is he trying to look like Freddie Mercury or Super Mario?? Either way, he looks like a wannabe 70s porn star who hasn't passed an audition yet....
I just came to sayyyyy… his pronunciation of ‘Gare du Nord’ as Gar do Nord
Also, watched a Mr Carrington video where he was giving strange faces
Also, watched a Mr Carrington video where he was giving strange faces
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I just came to sayyyyy… his pronunciation of ‘Gare du Nord’ as Gar do Nord
Also, watched a Mr Carrington video where he was giving strange faces
"CAN-ness, CAN-ness".
Reminds me of Mr Bean when he was going to Cannes
He looks like a proper Bumder thereI just came to sayyyyy… his pronunciation of ‘Gare du Nord’ as Gar do Nord
Also, watched a Mr Carrington video where he was giving strange faces
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