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witch is disguising herself switchin up to Tesco bagsHowling at this
Long and thin goes too far in.
Short and thick does the trick.
Short and thick does the trick.
It's ok @docmum , we're here for you in this difficult time. 
I’m gonna do a Richard Gill and write a letter to the judge demanding that the following Tattlers replace some of the current jurors
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@Tofino (to explain the Wiki)
@DellaC (to provide the finest M&S refreshments)
@MmmB777 (as long as she doesn’t have a wedding the day before as too risky if she pulls a sicky)
@Cack_Conroe (for the amazing analysis)
@slingo16 (to keep docmum entertained)
@Lucyxxxx @gigilouxx and @amsmall (in case a few jurors are being difficult)
@BNEnergy (to provide the memes)
Up the arris
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The stories in this thread confirming my theory that gob size is inversely proportional to height… always the big tall guys with an absolute pecker and the 5ft 6 guys walking round like a tripod
Marry meUp the bum? she only lets me up there if she’s allowed to return the favour, so we don’t do that… very often
We probably need to move onto fart stories next since there’s no court till Thursday at the earliest
Never mind fool Gill and his AK47, we need to shower the court with dettol, lemsips, immodium, zovirax and canestan. Have I covered all bases?
Nee BothaI’m gonna do a Richard Gill and write a letter to the judge demanding that the following Tattlers replace some of the current jurors
@Tofino (to explain the Wiki)
@DellaC (to provide the finest M&S refreshments)
@MmmB777 (as long as she doesn’t have a wedding the day before as too risky if she pulls a sicky)
@Cack_Conroe (for the amazing analysis)
@CamilaCabello@docmum
@slingo16 (to keep docmum entertained)
@Lucyxxxx @gigilouxx and @amsmall (in case a few jurors are being difficult)
@BNEnergy (to provide the memes)
sorry lovely, was driving to ‘that little island off the south coast’
(Having experienced an actual real stalker this is all very much in jest 🫣)
Girth - but not a chodeLong and thin goes too far in.
Short and thick does the trick.
Need to get Lorenzo in to check the sewage system out
I’m angry cause I’ve only just got on tattle today, work & sorting mortgage have rudely interrupted my day but I see I missed nothing. Hope court is sitting tomorrow ffs!
I missed no court updates I do seem to have missed some talk though
I missed no court updates I do seem to have missed some
talk though
Comes back to convos about Anusol and chodes…
Anusol do wipes now I’m gonna stock up cos my holes looked like a raspberry since my second kid
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