Loz Curtis

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What was this twit crying about?!
^^ faulty Loungeface mascara, and her manufacturer (who produces product for aLL tHe ToP bRaNdS, apparently ) won’t bend over backwards to fix the issue for her
 
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Lauren: I’m not autistic
Also Lauren: I’ve been listening to keyboard asmr / I love the sound of this keyboard.

insta gram.com/stories/lozcurtis/3394305020676500319
 
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BREAKING NEWS!
Lauren “thinks” she’s finally done with crew necks!!
#qualitycontent
 
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BREAKING NEWS!
Lauren “thinks” she’s finally done with crew necks!!
#qualitycontent
another sensory thing she doesn't realise.

Only having one type of clothing because you cannot wear anything else.

Babes, I hope you're reading all of this and taking notes and just haven't made the connections due to phrasing and social stigma.

You have the 'tism!
 
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BuT i ToOk A bUzZfEeD qUiZ aNd It SaiD i “most likely” dOn’T hAvE iT! 🫠🫠

And NOW she’ll hyper focus on finding the “perfect” scoop neck! “I’ve looked and I just can’t find EXACTLY what I’m looking for! *stupid annoying, nervous(??) laugh*
 
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I’m just waiting for this red light thing to trip the power in her house or give her a rash
 
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That red light thing is completely over kill he an earth would need that, she loves wasting money for the sake of wasting money.
 
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“I didn’t want to kill the spiders in order to wear the boots. So I gave them to the spiders and bought new boots!”
 
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That red light thing is completely over kill he an earth would need that, she loves wasting money for the sake of wasting money.
I feel it’s more of a commercial product? Like you would get a treatment with this light thing but not for your house LOL
 
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Christ. If crew necks are giving Loz this kind of complex, she’s in for a real rude shock when she hits her mid-40s.

Girl, do yourself a favour and book a styling session with someone.
 
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She sat close to the light thing and it made her feel sick but she’s going to keep doing that as it’s apparently more effective
 
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Her latest stories about having to cook dinner as an adult after a long hard day LOL.
Must be hard sitting under a red light panel, then making a wrap with cheese and toasting it for lunch then watching the birds while sitting with your anxious dog - what a day.
She is so out of touch with reality it is actually scary.
 
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