crunkysnacks15
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Ironically I suspect she wont know how to use her own washing machine. She will
be sending that to someone to do all the time - she is far too busy to do it guys
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Being a bitch which is rare for meJesus fucking Christ she creeps me out. Something about how she looks which I can't put my finger on. Her body is weird AF and she has this gigantic bobble head.
Also, loving the new photos she posted on her insta. Let's compare what she posted to what we saw live on Lorraine.
Right, I needed a wine for this one.
The last thread HAD NO TITLE because we’d all had it up to here with loopy’s absolute bullshit which is obviously still ongoing with no sign of stopping. On the back of her being a self proclaimed birth warrior and literary force, she went to stand outside the houses of parliament in a grey cardie. She revealed the book was so called ‘lucky’ after she chewed a hapless taxi driver’s ear off about her trauma. He actually said ‘fuck me’ in exasperation but she hears what she wants- and thus the title was born.
We’ve all shared some extracts from her book, which go along the lines of ‘the surgeon’s hands shook as though I was a shrapnel riddled soldier thrown into the mud of a field hospital in the Somme in 1914. Or it may as well have been, such was the fear in the staff’s eyes and hands as they hastily tried to stem the 16 litres of fluid that gushed forth from my severed uterine artery (Ryan later learnt after watching a particularly apt episode of Holby a few months later) never had they seen someone in this state after birthing a child, all were completely unprepared. I lay there bravely taking it all in, wide awake and staring at the blood splatter on the ceiling, as they had thoughtlessly not supplied me with a general anaesthetic. I thought briefly of the baby with a large head I’d apparently birthed, cocooned in the NICU totally unaware of my bloody sacrifice’
In other news Ryan still hasn’t produced the final animal in his little clip art book collection, the Highland Cow, and I know we are all disappointed about that, but you can’t say the man hasn’t been busy. Loopy has had him up and down the King’s Road planting her book in Waterstones front window, hosing the dog piss off the patio, pretending to camp on top of a van, proclaiming Leo was potty trained and proudly strutting to the Johnny with the Sunday Times, (he’s very much still in a piss-soaked baggy nappy in the days he’s not at nursery ) and has just filmed his chin eating crisps in Dubai airport. Oh, Sam did a charity football match at Chelsea but it means nothing because Louise used to mess about with the lads at football practice when they were kids, or something.
On a journey of “discovery”🫠Why is this big chinny buffoon in India anyway?![]()
"Cool dude having a great time" pose that precedes the "Awesome" pointing pose. Both employed by teenagers and wankers everywhere.And another thing...what's that pose with his fingers all about![]()
Is tellmemore Louise?These comments on the DM article about Sam and Zara being on the rocks amused me… first someone saying they’d heard that Zara and Ryan are shagging, and then someone responding “who are Ryan and Louise?”
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That’s because she has got her old nose
Dying at thissorry if I'm breaking any rules!
Also this - she looks so different!
Good to see we’re all on the same pageShe forgot to bring her calpol syringe
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Sorry just realised id plagiarised you!
Hahaha yep one breakfast with the girls (that actually worked for the book publishing company) where you could buy a kilo of roasted fish.. and one breakfast that Ryan did at home. He did make invites that he shared with the whole of instagram thoughAlso I love the fact that they will read here soon and we will have Louise stomping a tantrum and a very very angry bear.
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No. Louise went with the girls. But still called it date day![]()
aww i feel for you so much. You're a trooper for getting on here to join us! keep going.If you suffer from chronic fatigue, you won’t be doing all the stuff she has been doingI have fibromyalgia and this heat has set off the fatigue side of it something rotten I haven’t left the house since Saturday and can’t see that changing anytime soon. I certainly wouldn’t be able to planing it up to various places and socialising with other insta twats.
" but but but i put that mirror up there, and there. and and i put a peg up. i i i also did a bit of painting" haha useless grifting twat.My God he’s made a meal of that
It’s definitely not meant to look like that Bryan and you definitely don’t need to take the whole thing apart. What a hopeless individual. And sort the f*cking wire out. Kids have died strangling themselves on baby monitor cables.
aww luv, im so sorry. this is fucking shit. do you have support at all? im sure youve got this covered with your knowledge. but try and surround yourself with what you need both for comfort and ability. little things like a fan going. those towels you can get where you snap them and they instantly go cold? snack kaddie for things you can stomach. and of course wathcable tv on standby, music and books. there are loads of apps where you can read mag and books online now for free? and have you heard of flexiseq. And i know its must seem like a pitiful thing to help such an extreme condition. but for when it gets really bad, and the muscle spasm and nerve stuff, also the injury. its a really game changer to rub into the effected areas.This fucks me right off. Stupid little Munchausen.
I’m having my worst ME relapse in years. I can’t eat anything (I even threw up vitamin water earlier, because the CFS makes my gut so bad - and I’ve torn ligaments in my knee, which tore again when I shot to the bathroom: it’s going to mean weeks’ more recovery). I slept from Friday to today, waking for an hour here and there, as exhausted as if I’d been up for 60 hours. If I try to sit up, I feel unbelievably faint. It’s taking me ten minutes to reach the bathroom, holding on to things. My head is full of clouds and I’ve had a throbbing headache since last week.
Because of ME, I was in bed from the ages of 22-27.
So, you grifting liar malady-seeking attention-seeking grifting vapid and dull little shit, AND your live-in Chin, can fuck right off.
ahhh being with louise makes so much more sense now.It’s the way he only posed with people much shorter than him so we can all see how big and tall he is
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Well a trick I got told once was to put bronzer around your jawline to make your face appear more slim...Louise has taken that trick and multiplied it by 1000Her body is 10 times darker than her head….is this a thing?
Draw the Highland Cow.Be an acorn in the woods.
I tried (and failed) to make the card easier to read but I think it says:So what was the thing Brian stopped talking about as soon as he read it in the card? He started reading saying Louise has organised .... then saw what it was and suddenly stopped. Knowing he can't read it? Shouldn't?
And also how the twat is making people guess for content. Fuckfaces the pair of them.
Loopy looks so happy to have him home