Dear India,
Please have a monsoon and give Brian the shits.
If beforehand he could have consumed one of your custom hot dishes that would help. Knowing it burns as he shits out his testicles would be a huge win for the nation.
Yours sincerely Britain. Xoxo
P.s You will thank us later when you meet the angry angry bear in person.
Her pass agg posting was fabulous dolling. She upped the anti Big style there.
And louise it's not fucking investing in a £245
chair if its an ad and therefore gifted you big lame narc.