Reminds me of an episode of The Apprentice years ago, they were doing a task in France selling baby stuff. One of the contestant, might’ve been Luisa Zissman (might be remembering wrong), who asked “do French people love their children?”.Huh?? Why is she asking people if they love their children?
I can't believe she added in the story of when liam opened her minstrels and she sent him horrible text messages because she was so pissed off. Except this time it's maltesers and it's the daughter who's very mad at itThe dedication is to the fans - the best of eggs, and in true robin wilde style she's moaning already!
https://books.google.com.au/books/a...p_read_button&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
LouiseThe dedication is to the fans - the best of eggs, and in true robin wilde style she's moaning already!
https://books.google.com.au/books/a...p_read_button&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
Oof, it pained me to read that. I felt like my head was spinning with all those commas [emoji37] that editor needs to find a different line of work.Holy shit. I clicked on that link and had a skim of the first couple of pages... that is some of the worst writing I've come across, and I'm a high school English teacher. It's barely edited!! Run on sentences, passive voice, horribly written exposition... the editor must have totally checked out, or else this is the best she could manage with the drivel Louise sent her with it still technically able to be called 'her' writing. It reads like a shitty fanfiction that a 13 year old stan would write, having to fill in the blanks of 'adulthood' that they don't understand (and which Louise herself delegates out). Truly horrible. It seems to flip between continuous present and past tense, as well. What the...??????? I can only imagine that she actually realised it was utter crap and that's why she hasn't been as relentless with book promo, and seemingly writing 80% of it at the last minute with a foot wedged against her soft office door so her children couldn't bother her. She'll just collect the cheque and move on to her next project. Hopefully.
Edited to add: I just can't believe how awful this writing is. This is justa sentence picked at random from the first couple of pages. 1 sentence with 9(!!!!) commas, with two sets of parenthesis. Leaving aside the awkward phrasing, the naff acronym and the bizarre descriptors/adjectives.
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Wtf, is that her attempt at trying to be funny? FailHuh?? Why is she asking people if they love their children?
I work as a copywriter for a marketing firm and end up doing a lot of editing of clients' work. Her sentence there is making me break out in fucking hives lolHoly shit. I clicked on that link and had a skim of the first couple of pages... that is some of the worst writing I've come across, and I'm a high school English teacher. It's barely edited!! Run on sentences, passive voice, horribly written exposition... the editor must have totally checked out, or else this is the best she could manage with the drivel Louise sent her with it still technically able to be called 'her' writing. It reads like a shitty fanfiction that a 13 year old stan would write, having to fill in the blanks of 'adulthood' that they don't understand (and which Louise herself delegates out). Truly horrible. It seems to flip between continuous present and past tense, as well. What the...??????? I can only imagine that she actually realised it was utter crap and that's why she hasn't been as relentless with book promo, and seemingly writing 80% of it at the last minute with a foot wedged against her soft office door so her children couldn't bother her. She'll just collect the cheque and move on to her next project. Hopefully.
Edited to add: I just can't believe how awful this writing is. This is justa sentence picked at random from the first couple of pages. 1 sentence with 9(!!!!) commas, with two sets of parenthesis. Leaving aside the awkward phrasing, the naff acronym and the bizarre descriptors/adjectives.
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Is it definite she's not on it as at this rate of 'celebs', I'm starting to wonder if she will be picked!Just shows how crap the gleam team book division are! And how little they care about quality just after her sheep smoney who will have bought it no matter the shit that's in it
Wonder if she s watching the one show right now!!! Glowering cos she s not on strictlythey announcing the first 3 contestants live
They know months in advance and have to keep it quiet but she has said a few times about the exciting things she has lined up. I only knew one of the three that were just announced so it's hardly the major celeb one they were talking about for this year.I've got a sinking feeling she will be
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