LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

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Yeah, I told him, I just wanted out of the relationship


No, there's no reason to keep in touch, apart from getting my due monies, also he left me with an enormous dept to M&S...
What was the M&S debt?? Can’t be on furniture from there since they barely have any...
 
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I love your epic LL rants
 
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She looked monumentally pissed off that he was in her “dressing room” to me....
 
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. I think I’m losing the plot !! She really ruffles my Fukkin feathers


She’d been rumbled cos he thought she ... wait for it ........
‘Woke up like that ‘. Boom boom


There’s plenty more where that came from !!!
Same babe felt like I needed a drink after as well. She’s a joke. Who honestly takes 6 suitcases on what? A week holiday? I tell you who, NO ONE! Not gonna lie Ive taken 2 if it’s 2 weeks or more but come on SIX. Are we meant to be impressed?
 
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She thinks she’s Zsa Zsa Gabor with her 6 suitcase bollocks. It’s meant to impress everyone. Lucky old mr luxe taking photos of this vain creature. That’s his idea of a holiday?? Tbh she needs 5 cases of slap to slather on and a case full of acrylic shit.


Jesus I’m on the wine and it’s not even 5pm. I need a safe space. She’s triggered me completely with this last 30383 stories since lunch.
What’s with the guest (Vocal) appearance from Mr Luxe? It’s like some pub circuit comedy duo.. but less funny. You know the type that get booed off.

And her lips look collossal.. she really does see something else when she admires herself in the mirror. She really has come a long way....
 
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Team Luxe do Santorini !!!
 

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Hello

So I'm new here. Found out about the filter.. I see it on stills but I would've never noticed without knowing. And no mansion, what is up with that?

Anyway, here is my moodboard

 
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I mean 6 cases she travels cheap as chips economy so the excess baggage would cost stupid money! I don't believe she travels with that many, although with the amount of shit she trowels on that mug each day she prob needs one case for makeup!
I moved countries and took 3 cases and 2 cabin bags but then I don't fly economy so I'm already more luxe & 'spendy' than this twat.
 
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“Guest (vocal) appearance”

Hello

So I'm new here. Found out about the filter.. I see it on stills but I would've never noticed without knowing. And no mansion, what is up with that?

Anyway, here is my moodboard

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Did you mean “moon” board?
 
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