LornaLuxe #42 Moved into Cell Block H, the damp is showing, the lies are flowing

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This really reminded me of a meme I saw!!! 😂 so Luxe her pigeon house 😂😂
That's like the two idiot pigeons outside my bedroom window, who seem to do nothing but pass sticks between each other, failing miserably to build an actual nest... but they do at least have an actual real tree, not a tiny plastic one!
 
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Forgot to say this, but the other day when she was talking about Johns results, and she said ‘I feel like I can breathe again.’ I just thought, why is it all about YOU?!? What about how John feels? It came across as so self absorbed-it’s like she only cares about how it all affects HER. I was shocked to see that.
 
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And the funny thing is , Lorna will be reading these comments and marvelling at what tasteless peasants we all are. Positively guffawing at how we don’t recognise luxe interior design when we see it.
 
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It’s just hit me me what that sofa reminds me of. Remember Jennifer Arcuri, described having sex with Boris as like being screwed by a “binbag full of custard.” That sofa looks like how I imagine Boris Johnson with his clothes off.
 
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Ol Yawna still living the ‘Aunty Jean’ lifestyle and WTF is that peeping round the mirror look supposed to be 😳
So these not have to clearly say AD since she’s affiliated with them and are advertising it for them and probs gets a little commission
 
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I’m screaming at that reel when she peers around the mirror, shes so offkey 🤣
 
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Thought she only ever wore gymshark leggings 🙄
I wish she'd ordered the grey. Imagine her legs disappearing against the backdrop of her carpark concrete walls, just an oversized jumper and her big moon face bobbing about!
 
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