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So John wasn’t well, unwell enough to pay for a doctor but she’s out in the garden today drinking rosé. Weird. And why does she keep doing this ruffling of her hair 
She just looks ridiculous with that tanning and her face is a different colour
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Wouldn’t have thought so. Instagram is the most rubbish app in the world, you can’t even schedule posts on it easily so an app that tells you what other accounts someone is logged into on the same app feels like it would be light years away
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Seriously .. that bloody you tube snip .
Lorna is my lovely friend , how long have we known each other ? Where are you from ???? FFS you’re meant to be ‘friends’ I couldn’t be arsed to watch the rest !!
Lorna is my lovely friend , how long have we known each other ? Where are you from ???? FFS you’re meant to be ‘friends’ I couldn’t be arsed to watch the rest !!
That made me laugh .. I’m only watching as it’s my duty to you all on hereWouldn’t have thought so. Instagram is the most rubbish app in the world, you can’t even schedule posts on it easily so an app that tells you what other accounts someone is logged into on the same app feels like it would be light years away
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That video of the 3 of them chatting they’re all wearing the same hair clip 
No wonder they go to cecconis so often, all they bloody know how to make is chicken salad 
Hahaha I just came on to say there she goes with the chicken salad again.No wonder they go to cecconis so often, all they bloody know how to make is chicken salad
Doing a lighter look today because she’s going a make up tutorial tomorrow? What’s does she call this she’s been doing every day the warm up!?
delivered .. twatsI swear someone mentioned on here the other day that she needs a new hairbrush? Now she has a new hairbrush! Lol!
Just been watching Lorna’s stories from today and maybe all of you have already realised this but it’s just occurred to me ... What she’s doing on her Insta channel is things that you normally see younger people doing. I don’t exactly know how old she is but I’m pretty sure she’s in her 30’s? Late 30’s? I’m sure you all know her age... anyway... these “tutorials” she’s doing on her insta stories everyday, just don’t suit her. I’m really surprised people send her products, people don’t want to watch someone of her age! They can’t relate! I’m not saying she’s old btw (I’m in my 30’s myself) but what I’m saying is she’s too old for doing what she’s doing everyday. She must have some kind of audience since she has 1 million followers but something just doesn’t add up
Lol!Just been watching Lorna’s stories from today and maybe all of you have already realised this but it’s just occurred to me ... What she’s doing on her Insta channel is things that you normally see younger people doing. I don’t exactly know how old she is but I’m pretty sure she’s in her 30’s? Late 30’s? I’m sure you all know her age... anyway... these “tutorials” she’s doing on her insta stories everyday, just don’t suit her. I’m really surprised people send her products, people don’t want to watch someone of her age! They can’t relate! I’m not saying she’s old btw (I’m in my 30’s myself) but what I’m saying is she’s too old for doing what she’s doing everyday. She must have some kind of audience since she has 1 million followers but something just doesn’t add up
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I dunno, females in their 40s are one of the newest and fastest demographics joining insta. They generally have more cash to burn and would probably rather watch lorna over say, Emily canham... So I can see why brands send her stuff. I'm in my late twenties and lots of the people I'm connected to on insta seem to follow her too, so I guess she does have a target market and appeal. They can't all be hate followersI swear someone mentioned on here the other day that she needs a new hairbrush? Now she has a new hairbrush!
Just been watching Lorna’s stories from today and maybe all of you have already realised this but it’s just occurred to me ... What she’s doing on her Insta channel is things that you normally see younger people doing. I don’t exactly know how old she is but I’m pretty sure she’s in her 30’s? Late 30’s? I’m sure you all know her age... anyway... these “tutorials” she’s doing on her insta stories everyday, just don’t suit her. I’m really surprised people send her products, people don’t want to watch someone of her age! They can’t relate! I’m not saying she’s old btw (I’m in my 30’s myself) but what I’m saying is she’s too old for doing what she’s doing everyday. She must have some kind of audience since she has 1 million followers but something just doesn’t add up
just for the record I am no fan, she bores me to death!Reading to one of my kids.. Lorna is haunting me
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I started watching her stories thanks to this thread as I needed something to fill the hours due to lockdown but duck me, she is one of the most boring twats on IG. I don’t know what she was like before lockdown but it’s the same tit every day. The only reason I know she isn’t recycling the same stories over and over is because of ‘eeyaaaa. Happy *whatever bleeping day it is*’. And the acrylic ‘co-ord’ adult baby sets. Jesus Christ. Is this supposed to be an aspirational lifestyle? I thought my quarantine lifestyle was tit, but I’d rather stick a fork in my eye than have to watch her put the same ‘dewy and youthful’ makeup on for the 19th day running. And what’s that pose she does in the mirror? She looks like she’s pissed herself. She’s not even interesting enough to be a hate watch.
My GOD ... she’s as boring as duck today ....I literally sat flicking through her stories listening to a voice in my head say ..WTF are you doing watching this shite !!!! Everything is just one big bloody advert !!! EVERYTHING !! Wouldn’t surprise me if Tesco’s wasn’t !!!
I don't understand her brand at all. Calls herself luxe, but everything she does and wears is so basic and budget.
Some of you may think I must be bitter. I'm not, I'm actually very happy, I just love this thread... I also follow others too. I wish I could be as witty as some of you though, stay safe, I work as a carer so please keep in touch with those you can't see especially the elderly and those family or friends who have dementia. They don't understand why you don't visit. I'm sure you all do anyway xx
I don't think you are bitter at all, I would do the exact same and enjoy watching the tit show unfold
Suncream applies and rubbed into her chest that gives me the ick every time she reveals herself ... then puts on a knitted suit !?
And getting blood tests just in case for OAP stress ... so doing unnecessary journey / and she a doctor now deciding he needs them and using nhs resources I assume ?
And getting blood tests just in case for OAP stress ... so doing unnecessary journey / and she a doctor now deciding he needs them and using nhs resources I assume ?
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