Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill

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Hereforthepictures

to be fair, I don’t like coffee anymore and I would have had about 4 a day a few years ago
 
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pink_norris

Yeah those guys she used to hang out with, crew, gay or passed shagging material. None have stuck around, more than likely she used them, pissed them off in some way and they've cut ties. I'm sure the Raisin has some input to that, trying to protect his precious pwwincess from all those nasty friends.
 
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Hamilton1970

That reel is utter garbage, how did SKY approve it, what the fuck is it saying about their product?? Nothing. Reels are 'reely' not your forte love.
Zero creatively for the actual topic and it cuts off abruptly and awkwardly with the ridiculous wine glass shot.
This rank skank was more interesting when she cut off her head for grid shots and didn't move.
If I were with SKY I'd want a fucking rebate on my monthly charge if they have money to burn on this trash
 
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goldsmithlady809

I get the feeling she's angling for a Zara partnership, there's a mention of Zara every other day on stories, and not to mention the giveaway she's apaz self funded....
 
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pink_norris

Zara don't partnership with anyone, you can have 20million followers and they won't partnership. She only does it as it one of the most popular high street stores out there and generates traffic to her
 
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Happie

goldsmithlady809 said:
I get the feeling she's angling for a Zara partnership, there's a mention of Zara every other day on stories, and not to mention the giveaway she's apaz self funded....
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Agree, Zara doesn’t need influencers and simply doesn’t use them, it sells anyway.
 
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PT32

Yep the only reason she features Zara a lot is because it’s so popular. The most popular reels are Zara hauls, it’ll get a huge number of swipe ups especially as things are so hard to find on the website, and Zara voucher giveaways get a huge number of entries (except for Lorna this time around, it’s costed her around 50p per follower). In other words, it’s a reliable and lazy way to get engagement, perfect for Lazy Lorns.

On another note, a tenner says they’re empty. Cough, packaging hoarder, cough.
 

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Tabitha

I just skimmed through her stories where she’s admitted to wearing shoes that cost £500-£1000 and only worn once in a hotel room, doing nothing with them for years.

For someone who used to earn a low wage (by comparison to OMR’s), she has a really distort sense of money and sees nothing wrong with how she wastes it.
 
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PT32

Who would buy this ratty old shoe? She’s completely ruined them through use, which is fine, but surely nobody will buy them? They’ve got a massive stain on them which she’s trying desperately to hide, the soles are worn down, and they’re stretched to oblivion by her self-confessed wide feet. Not to mention the fact her distorted trotters have been in them
 

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KikoM

I don’t think she has wide feet it’s actually her mangled bunions that force her to buy a wide fit shoe. Anyway I wouldn’t put any cash towards those shoes

She should leave the shoes out of the sale if she can’t restore them because of lockdown and do a separate sale for shoes
 
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LadyLockdown

That massive glass is definitely a nod to us cos she's a wino. Or, she's using it to try and make her head look as small as it does when she has the Beetlejuice filter on.
 
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Its_Me

They are very worn, I would just give them away in that state
 
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Ecampagnolo

I was puking at the creativity comment in particular. Not at you personally. I personally think it’s the least creative thing I’ve seen and it really has nothing to do with promoting Sky tv. It’s pure rubbish
 
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Its_Me

It is proper shite but each to their own.

Have we had any thread suggestion yet? I’m useless and she’s been boring as fuck so nothing to offer up from me
 
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Ecampagnolo

Easy come easy go, flogging shit shoes off with a woe
directed at those rotten fucked out Valentino’s she’s trying to flog off, and referring to @Tabitha’s comment about her spenny shoes she prances around in for 5 minutes than “forgets” she owns, then disposes of them.
My creativity lacks at 0350 in the morning. And that also probably doesn’t make sense, I’m open to criticism
 
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pink_norris

Lornaluxe #21 – Flat is dirty and trashy, she won’t refurb it would rather nap and watch Sky telly
 
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