Lorna Luxe

[Prince]

Oh yeah She definitely thinks she’s Carrie Shes also Into ‘pretty woman’ please do t do the bath scene !

I just want your extra time, and your ‘ suction pump lips’

I just want your extra time, and your ‘ suction pump lips’

I’ve just lost the plot now. I don’t need to pay for a tv license. I watch episodes of luxe and $100 dollars and the grandpa can watch for free’

Seriously you couldn’t make it up if you tried. I’m patiently awaiting her prancing in her ski wear looking like she’s pooped herself

 

[Pingping]

Ergh that pastel outfit... please 2 shades of pink? Bias cut skirt with a sweater ergh!

 

[Ohmydays]

Ergh that pastel outfit... please 2 shades of pink? Bias cut skirt with a sweater ergh!

WTF !!! As an annual I’ve never seen anyone dressed like that in any of the hotels I’ve stayed at !!! IG BS and fakery gonna ruin real life !

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s now wearing flammable pink tit in the mountains. What a shocker of a mess.

 

[Prince]

She looks like a piece of bubblegum. Chavtastic peeps.

 

[Ohmydays]

OMG !! How awkward to they look .. everyone else is mingling and she’s doing a selfie of them !!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

The Geratric is perched at the end of the table like some kind of Pervy-Lurker & grinning like a simpleton. Wtf has he got to to with anything? Do Laura Mercier seriously need this pair? Really?

 

[Rufu]

Why is she on a press trip with Laura Mercier when her makeup is rit

 

[Prince]

The ski show will be on soon peeps. I want front row seats. Grandpa and aunt sally hit de slopes

 

[Ohmydays]

Anddddddddd the gifts keep coming !!!! A monogrammed dyson hairdryer and she then has the cheek to say ‘oh you all know how much I love a dyson’ WTF ? I’ve never heard you say that LL you only ever talk about your naff extensions ... lies again

The ski show will be on soon peeps. I want front row seats. Grandpa and aunt sally hit de slopes

I bet they don’t ski !! She didn’t ice skate when they went to that other blagger trip !

 

[Prince]

Nooooo she will fly down those ski slopes, with the wind in her hair and the Icy temperatures will have given her a tightening face lift. Remember she’s not had Botox kids

 

[JustLooking1]

Never has the “not had Botox” lie been more apparent than when facing into the sun and squinting

 

[Rogue1]

I’ve had a little snoop at the other gals on the trip and their stories are so much better than lady luxe, they are grateful, excited, informative! And they are such glam girls.... LL I’m sure isn’t feeling all that amongst them I’m sure!

I’ve had a little snoop at the other gals on the trip and their stories are so much better than lady luxe, they are grateful, excited, informative! And they are such glam girls.... LL I’m sure isn’t feeling all that amongst them I’m sure!

 

[Ohmydays]

I’ve had a little snoop at the other gals on the trip and their stories are so much better than lady luxe, they are grateful, excited, informative! And they are such glam girls.... LL I’m sure isn’t feeling all that amongst them I’m sure!

LL seems to alienate herself ! She’s never in anyone else’s stories !! Agree they all look more glam and ‘normal’ !

 

[JustLooking1]

I’ve just had a look at the hashtag and everyone’s having a blast and showing it all, and she’s just taking photos of herself. If you get a chance have a look at the hashtag, I’ve never wanted to be on an influencer trip more!

LL seems to alienate herself ! She’s never in anyone else’s stories !! Agree they all look more glam and ‘normal’ !

she really does. Billy no mates.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She probably doesn’t want people taking unedited pics of her also.

 

[JustLooking1]

Which is a very well orchestrated thing to do when they’re literally all walking round with their phones in their hands

 

[Ohmydays]

OMG ... that story of her eating that pizza . Looks like she has. I control over her lips !!!

OMG ... that story of her eating that pizza . Looks like she has. I control over her lips !!!

Oops. NO CONTROL !!!

Which is a very well orchestrated thing to do when they’re literally all walking round with their phones in their hands

There’s one on the #ig and the whole table are just staring at their phones !

I’ve just had a look at the hashtag and everyone’s having a blast and showing it all, and she’s just taking photos of herself. If you get a chance have a look at the hashtag, I’ve never wanted to be on an influencer trip more!




she really does. Billy no mates.

Love those 2 American girls .. they look like they’re having a right blast .

 

[pink_norris]

I wonder why she is not collaborating with the other girls, way back she looked more fun mixing and hanging out with the other girls on trips and generally looked happier doing so.

Wonder if Mr L is pulling the strings, few things make me say this, the fact she openly said she never had friends when she worked at Virgin and used IG as her friend group. Whatever girlfriends she had growing up don't appeared to have hung around. Used to have fun on PR trips with the other girls but that has clearly stopped. Her IG is just her and him, no one else at all. She has no agent, PR it's all done with Mr L.

Her company accounts are appalling, she earns very very little from IG (£30k) compared to say Lydia Millen (ok take away what you think of her) but she does earn the £££ (over £1m). So does Mr L pre-approve any financial deals and dismisses any that are not worthy, thus controlling her further?

All very strange and if true - she needs to get out now, reinvent herself as a fun loving, intelligent independent woman in her own right.

 

[Josie69]

How do you know how much she earns?

Also how old does Mr Luxe look with those husky’s?!