Lorna Luxe

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Oh she’s got her bags back now! Reunited with her spatula mules and Chanel shoes. How did she cope for a night with out them?! Prepare for incoming spam of her outfits now, you’ll barely know she’s in NYC as every trip looks the same.
 
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Guessing we aren't getting this Mr Luxe Q&A. I swear she has done this before, promised something and then it never happens.

Are they renewing their vows in NYC?
 
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I genuinely want to know how the fake tan doesn’t rub off onto those white quilted shoes 😲😱 i would be so stressed after spending all that money!
 
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Guessing we aren't getting this Mr Luxe Q&A. I swear she has done this before, promised something and then it never happens.

Are they renewing their vows in NYC?
I remember a there were some Xmas time ‘gifts’ and lipstick giveaway that never happened .
Vow renewal forgot about that .. let’s wait and see who ‘coughs up ‘ £££££ For that .

Oh she’s got her bags back now! Reunited with her spatula mules and Chanel shoes. How did she cope for a night with out them?! Prepare for incoming spam of her outfits now, you’ll barely know she’s in NYC as every trip looks the same.
So true Lechat ...
Here we go again
SAME stories chat ‘hiya .. we are at .where are we ? Mr L then answers her !
SAME Rose shots
SAME ‘AD for her new ITS line !
SAME hotel room pics
SAME over the shoulder look pics
SAME pics of Mr L trying to look like MR Big sat at a table !
SAME tit different country !
 
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Something different today !!!
Her legs ! .. either a new filter or a massive amount of photo editing as they don’t look so triangular 😂😂❤
 
I remember a there were some Xmas time ‘gifts’ and lipstick giveaway that never happened .
Vow renewal forgot about that .. let’s wait and see who ‘coughs up ‘ £££££ For that .

She did it with a Gucci handbag too. Probably kept it for herself!
 
Her face after her facial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Like a bloody alien. Man some filter she normally uses
 
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I don’t understand her. Go to New York and get a facial and hang around the hotel room, instagramming it because you think the Kardashians stayed. How about go outside, walk the high line, see a museum or gallery. Maybe visit the 9/11 memorial and do some reflection. But no Luxe’s in NYC is just about rose consumption and flogging ads. Oh her story about the micellar water must be ad because lots of bloggers have been featuring it but LL hasn’t declared it.
 
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Her brand was better before stories best not to see what she’s up too and her talking and what her face actually looks like IRL
 
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Bet she’s gutted she paid £85 for an oil cleanser recently .
Seriously does this weird vain LL believe every hype there is out there that involves a celebrity .
She can’t make up her mind if she wants to be Carrie Bradshaw Julia Roberts Victoria Beckham or a sodding Kardashian .
WTF she’s getting more irritating by the minute .
Microneedling was brave after her fillers 😂😂😂
LL is just undisclosed AD after AD after Ad
How many more ITS LL cheap rit collab release day stories are there left ? 🙄🙄
Then two days later you can buy them 40% discount !!!
Then we’ve got YET another new line bleeping release date !
The sex on the balcony comment 🤢🤢🤢
Oh and her TV show cameo ! Can’t wait to see what she looks like on that .
Vile couple .

I don’t understand her. Go to New York and get a facial and hang around the hotel room, instagramming it because you think the Kardashians stayed. How about go outside, walk the high line, see a museum or gallery. Maybe visit the 9/11 memorial and do some reflection. But no Luxe’s in NYC is just about rose consumption and flogging ads. Oh her story about the micellar water must be ad because lots of bloggers have been featuring it but LL hasn’t declared it.
Totally agree ..but she obviously doesn’t get bored of looking in the mirror and of her own boring company . I bet she’s s right diva .
Wonder what her face will look like today ?
 
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Can she get any more classless?

‘Oh Victoria Beckham gets her face done here!’

‘Oh this balcony was on the kardashians!’

‘Oh we had sex on the balcony too!’


Get a grip Lorna.
 
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There was just no need for that comment about having sex on the balcony. 🤢🤢🤢 Absolutely crass as hell. No class at all. Some things best left private. Sex with ya sugar daddy is nothing to gloat about. 🤮🤮🤮
 
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No mention of her skin today .

WTF does she look like in that white ‘satin’ (polyester) dress , Blazer , Dior bag and Chanel plastic shoes and belly !! She looks like how Jennifer Saunders dressed in Ab Fab ... fashooon victim 😂
£££££
What’s with all the AF links of the SAME ol style of clothes ???
BF arrived in NYC now so more Of the same bragging rit ooohhh. Best Friend pics .. Uber’s , lunches with rose . shopping, hotel room pics .. .
And let’s see what other ITS rit is being laid on for the new LL line .
 
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In her latest stories he’s like a bleeping stage 5 clinger. Arms wrapped around her and staring straight into the camera while she speaks to him like he’s a toddler. I shuddered.
 
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WTF ! I’ve just seen it ! That’s not a happy loved up couple, that is so staged . LL looks like she’s holding him up 😂😂 he seems a bit of a grabber does that a lot when he’s allowed in her stories .He needs to cut down on the Botox . She needs to sort her hair out .
Oh and The Kardashian balcony has made their trip .. FFS
 
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The way he was grabbing her and kissing her in that video made me vom. 🤢
 
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Maybe she ‘felt he wanted more balcony action 🤣🤣
. I’m sorry I’d do lots of things for a designer bag but he isn’t one of them .
The more smug stunts they put on stories the more fake they become ..The Luxes are turning into a laughing stock ..Her ITS line must be making the ££££ So ffs leave the phoney relationship out of the LL brand 🤢🤢
 
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LL latest stories 😲😲. Oh dear ...bet they wished they’d finished off their drinks inside .. they were asked to leave more than once ... rules is rules .. maybe they now realise they are not the most important people in the world .
TBH it wasn’t right what security did to the OAP ( Mr L) though , shocking gung ho behaviour

But LL taking to the power of IG to complain 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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^^ just seen the stories and came here haha.

Being thrown out of a restaurant or what ever happened sounds horrible. But the public moaning and then she’s tweeted the owners IG so her mates like Gallucks can go and comment on the dudes last photo that Lorna luxe is upset is just childish. Why not deal with the bar direct and sort this all out? I don’t know why she’s saying she will ring the police because they don’t get treated in England?! She is meaning she’s going to call the English police?! She’s obviously v angry about this. Not worth it in my opinion!

Actually if there was a physical altercation in the bar, they should have called the police. Complaining on Insta afterwards is just bizarre. Get the police in if the owner actually threatened and manhandled your husband! Very strange!
 
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