Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

[balenciagandburgers]

@Mizuu yay well come! Love hearing from you - it’s so great to see lately how many more people are clued in to Loona’s loonacy.
Had to come on right after I saw her give that CHILD a death stare. She is such a witch.

 

[Mizuu]

Thanks guys, such a great welcome!

So what do we think is going on in Loonaville, is this normal pre-birthday behaviour? It's my first so I'm not sure how this usually works, from what I read on here I was expecting presents every day and obnoxious posts celebrating herself leading up to her oh so special day but.... this has been rather underwhelming. I'm quite disappointed - I've just been seeing a drunk woman pretending to be a flamingo in balloon-like dresses.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

The chest......

Also, anyone who guessed Cartier in the poll gets a prize!

 

[straighttothecomments]

You spoke too soon. A Cartier bag has just arrived. Also the state of her fake tan today!

 

[Ohmydays]

Looks like she’s got hairs on her photoshopped chest !!!! Lack of attention to detail again SO SHODDY !!

 

[straighttothecomments]

And the foot wiggling

 

[Ohmydays]

And the foot wiggling

Why on earth does she wanna draw attention to The shite tan on the legs and feet !! That dress is so chavvy !!!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So she’s got a Cartier love bracelet with diamonds before the birthday ( that’s just under 10k)

tomorrow is going to be off the scale

 

[Mizuu]

You spoke too soon. A Cartier bag has just arrived. Also the state of her fake tan today!

I did indeed. I’m not taking it back though. However, I’d like to state that my birthday is coming up as well and I will throw a tantrum if I don’t get showered in presents because apparently that’s what women in their 30s are doing these days. Alright, I’m off, need to get myself a loofah, thanks for reminding me Loona.

 

[880411]

What in the heck of heck’s is that trotter! She looks like a 9month pregnant person shoving their foot into a sandal for their baby shower

 

[Jellybeanbelly]

Im sorry but the fake tan is the least luxe thing I have ever seen. There is absolutely no chance I could wear that dress knowing my tan on my boobs looks like that. Let alone post a video online of me with it..
A cartier bracelet in a nylon dress. How classy!

 

[straighttothecomments]

So she’s got a Cartier love bracelet with diamonds before the birthday ( that’s just under 10k)

tomorrow is going to be off the scale

Doesn’t she already have that bracelet?

 

[Smelly Cat]

@Mizuu yay well come! Love hearing from you - it’s so great to see lately how many more people are clued in to Loona’s loonacy.
Had to come on right after I saw her give that CHILD a death stare. She is such a witch.

Death Stare !!! classic !

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

The colour of his chest...

 

[Ohmydays]

Vile vile vile … brash couple … no matter how much he spends on her she’ll never be happy …. … why didn’t he video her face being filled with delight whilst unwrapping it instead of just her hands and dodgy trotters !!!

 

[Mizuu]

Doesn’t she already have that bracelet?

Maybe she forgot (you know, all that rosé) and he regifted it to save some money.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I'm taking credit for guessing about the cartier box AND that today would see some heavy cat teat exposure. I wish I hadn't been right but

 

[Mizuu]

Just going to leave this here. Enjoy.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

His skin actually matches the cartier box

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

And the winners of a FoK pleather pouch OR a MAC pleather pouch are...........

Congratulations!!