Was anyone else REALLY hoping that the fountains in the pond were on a timer and would suddenly turn on? 
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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Her real hair is a tit show of a mess and it’s her use of extensions that she refuses to stop using that is making her hair thin out. Fillet Mingsley think she’s a angel, there all in it together money grabbing
Maybe a supermodel told her to do it.The out takes are really dumb, I know the insta vs reality thing is a trend but like everything she does its not funny and watching her walk off beside that pool has had me laughing out loud why does she waddle like that
She’s just trolling us now - when the frig is she NOT in lazy mode??
GUILTY!!!!Was anyone else REALLY hoping that the fountains in the pond were on a timer and would suddenly turn on?
Great minds, eh?The lack of Chanel carriers and little boxes from Cartier is indeed perplexing. But let’s see what cat teat Tuesday brings - I have a good feeling about this
The real face of luxey.
isn’t this dress a rip-off of the red one she was wearing the other day?
I feel like she is smashed today?!
isn’t this dress a rip-off of the red one she was wearing the other day?
I feel like she is smashed today?!
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I think that she must be feeling pretty narked by now. No fuss & fanfare to herald her arrival at the hotel. She loves to play up the part of the returning sleb when she can say "Ooh they always spoil me"....."this is our favourite room" blah blah etc etc. No handwritten welcome note to greet her with an extravagant floral display. Oh dear, I wonder whether she's feeling like a nobody. Bet the hotel staff are wondering whether he's hired her for the week. Anyway, I reckon that on her birthday, OMR will have arranged with (paid more like) the hotel management to deliver champagne, flowers, do the room up with balloons. There's bound to be something nauseating and completely tasteless going on.
What is up with her face shape in the stories? Her chin and jaw takes up 60% of her face!
Wtaf!! I’d so love to be a guest at that hotel! Hilarious to watch these two in action! Although if you brought kids they’d be s**t scared!!
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I Fukkin told you she steals our ideas !!!! What do ya make of this then Tits ?
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I’ve honestly never seen worse tan in my whole life!
Certainly from the same factory.
She’s on the Q&A, standby for the ‘where are the birthday presents’ question..
I was just coming on to post that she seems to have reverted to using her actual face shape. She’s very similar to Demi Moore’s daughter with the large jaw. It’s so different to her filtered version. This is for the newbies,
Lorna’s ever changing jaw/face.
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That was Paris last October I think? When she was emigrating/relocating and was actually there for 2 weeks. Same time as this belter. She was doing lots of gurning on that trip.THAT THIRD ONE. WHAT IS THAT?!
I’M HOWLING
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The second one though! Wow, was that in early lockdown last year?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Say it isn't so!
Say it isn't so!
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