Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

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Guys I am cracking up. She lost 1036 followers yesterday (during a giveaway). Just looked back from the 17th to today (the full length of the Zara voucher giveaway) and she has paid £1000 and gained 385 followers that’s £2.60 per follower). In the last 30 days she’s lost 14,160 followers. Hahahahhahahahahahhaha twat.
 
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Jewellery like that on men especially bracelets remind me of Jimmy Saville

I’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny
Think of the itching!
 
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My fanny felt thrushy just looking at that bodysuit
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable wearing that monstrosity must be
 
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"allow her reference working for Virgin in 47BC."

This!!! Lol!! You're a star @AllAboutTheMayhem
 
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FFS !!!!!!!!!! Hope she’s bloody learnt how to use it now
ha ha! That’s why we want to see it!! It’ll be hilarious!! But on the other hand if she can do it, anyone can, so sales might rocket
 
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So... minoxidil is a common treatment for female hair loss. You don’t need a prescription like she says, it is OTC as Regaine for Women for like £25. It would also explain why her face looks a bit hairy sometimes.

Im pretty sure that would be what’s caused her hair growth and they just rebranded it as PK1 Minoxodill and added a bunch of other steps to drive up the price.
What bothers me the most is, in the daily Mail article there’s no mention of this. It’s only about Tricho 7 and a heat protector alone that she credits her results to.
It reads; “ Tricho 7 contains green tea extract to fight against damaging free radicals, Piroctone Olamine to remove dry flakes from the scalp and Methyl Nicotinateto enlarge the scalp's blood capillaries and improve circulation.”
What a load of shit.
 
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Doctor Lorna is out with her vitamin d advice.

Firstly, it’s better to take in liquid form, for absorption. Tablets are mainly a waste of time for chronic vitamin d deficiency.

Secondly, most people who live in England or at least the north of England can’t even make vitamin d for 6 months of the year because the sunlight isn’t strong enough. If your shadow is longer than you,it’s not strong enough.

Thirdly, fuck off.
 
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Well-researched and plagiarised, Dr Lorna...
 

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