Lorna Luxe #2 Shallow, grubby with an OAP hubby
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quite the opposite, I was actually after a Dyson hair wrap but after seeing efforts I changed my bloody mind!!Cos sheās a vile selfish deceitful witch
Yet another effing FREE dyson hair thing ..!! When These brands gift instablaggers they must seriously just go on The number of followers they have .. cos her hair still looks Shite using the other dyson thing !! Sheās not made me run out and buy one !!
Whaaaat I donāt think Iāve seen this?!Just had a little search for some of the ātreasuresā sheās going to try and sell. Came across some smashing photographs of her on google imagesIām sure youāve already looked her up there, but there is a vid she did for George at Asda that is worth a view - not the same person!!
Fashion blogger Lorna Luxe picks out her favourite Asda pieces | Daily Mail Online
Instagram star Lorna Luxe rounds up her favourite pieces from George at ASDA to wear this autumn.
This one ?
Fashion blogger Lorna Luxe picks out her favourite Asda pieces | Daily Mail Online
Instagram star Lorna Luxe rounds up her favourite pieces from George at ASDA to wear this autumn.www.dailymail.co.uk
This one ?
This is 2017? Whereās all the hair gone ?
The lips have undergone extreme expansion havenāt they? Good god.
The lips have undergone extreme expansion havenāt they? Good god.
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Thank the lord !!!! We were spared from āquality content ā
This pic screeches .. I really wannabe a wannabe .. thereās nothing stylish about her in this pic ... HTF as she got 1M followers ... Iād love to know who she had an affair with .. maybe he had something to do with her boost in followers and PR
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lips are not so juicy in 2017 were they??
Since I read your comment itās been bugging me a little. Consequently Iāve come up with some (not surprising) conclusions.
So we have already established that she doesnāt really have many real friends. The way she talks to the camera/her followers like ādoesnāt it?ā ādonāt you think?āand āweāll go through the clothes togetherā itās really weird, something I did as a kid. I know influencers are all about their audience but it comes across as childlike and seeking validation or attention.
Then thereās the constant need for getting dressed up. I love getting dressed up, and often do but it gets tiring when I have a lot on (Christmas period anyone?) and I love my days slouching at home with my guy, no make up, loungewear etc. Again, I get itās her ājobā but it makes me exhausted watching her sometimes, especially now!
And so my conclusion is, she lives in a bubble of impressing her fans who canāt see through her and Mr Luxe who a) funds her lifestyle and b) letās her dress up like a little girl for him (not literally-Iām not sure heās that perverted? Maybe?) and tells her how pretty and fabulous she is.
Sheās definitely child like in her responses - everything from the dressing up to the silly voices and the āneedā for more new stuff each day...as if it will make her feel better.. an attempt to fill the void, that will evidently never be filled, on top of the fairly standard āinfluencerā need for validation and approval. The extreme altering of her face. The deleting and blocking of anyone who questions her. The marriage to the geriatric. Sheās unable to deal with any kind of critique. I see this a lot in kids who had unhappy childhoods.
I realised earlier that not acknowledging or mentioning whatās going on in the world now is a very deliberate move. If she did mention it - she risks inviting people to comment on the total banality of her world in the context of key workers and such like. The world is struggling and Lorna continues to play dress up and gaze at herself. Why talk about the NHS/ pandemic/global unrest when she can talk about herself. Doesnāt look good does it?
I realised earlier that not acknowledging or mentioning whatās going on in the world now is a very deliberate move. If she did mention it - she risks inviting people to comment on the total banality of her world in the context of key workers and such like. The world is struggling and Lorna continues to play dress up and gaze at herself. Why talk about the NHS/ pandemic/global unrest when she can talk about herself. Doesnāt look good does it?
Your conclusion sounds bang on ... ! She doesnāt seem to do anything ... her Mum rounds rounds for her .. the OAP works and she says does the cooking shopping and laundry .And sheās always quoting bits from films ... We all know she thinks sheās Carrie and heās Mr OAP !! really it will end like one of those Old Hollywood movies where the āhas been ā actress still thinks sheās āfabulous ā.I bet sheās a right moody stroppy witch if she doesnāt get her own way . I would be absolutely bored out of my skull without my friends ... let alone sit indoors and play dress up all day !!
The fact that he works, cooks, cleans etc while she does nothing but sit there and apply her mask and āstyleā her locks obviously reinforces her delusion that she is indeed a true princess. she wholeheartedly believes this now so each video she ātreatsā us too she probably feels we have really been given a wonderful gift - a sneak peak into her fairytale world.
Actually sneak peak is the wrong term seeing as we get to see every damn second of it
Actually sneak peak is the wrong term seeing as we get to see every damn second of it
She appears to have different length legs in this photo compared to her like to know it ones obviously manipulates the photos
At least Carrie had a job! A real career!
The very fact that her fake tan can be THAT bad and she doesnāt even see it is quite telling. Sounds silly but she thinks sheās that amazing that she can just get away with such an awful looking patchy grubby tan.
And the house thing is weird too. She says she doesnāt want to open her house up to potential burglars but come on. Why does she want us to believe she lives in this big old Manor House or something, some apartments are worth a lot of money too. She lives in cuckoo land.
The very fact that her fake tan can be THAT bad and she doesnāt even see it is quite telling. Sounds silly but she thinks sheās that amazing that she can just get away with such an awful looking patchy grubby tan.
And the house thing is weird too. She says she doesnāt want to open her house up to potential burglars but come on. Why does she want us to believe she lives in this big old Manor House or something, some apartments are worth a lot of money too. She lives in cuckoo land.
I so agree with what you are saying her life is so devoid of anything meaningful, it's ok not to have children but it does give you a sense of reality and purpose that you have a life to nurture and grow; you have responsibility before your own. Her opinions are on herself, nothing intelligent on the news arena, political or anything to give us something. This lockdown has shown herself in such a bad light, if I was a brand looking forecasting and Influencers I would be spending a lot of careful viewing right now to see who is actually worth their Ā£Ā£Ā£Ā£.
Anyone seen "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" or "Death Becomes Her" ...........LL this is you in a few years
Anyone seen "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" or "Death Becomes Her" ...........LL this is you in a few years
Has she said sheās had lip fillers?
The caption!
The caption!
Itās really starting to anger me, she uses the same products, in the same spot in the house, in the same clothes, sheās just so DULL. How can she not acknowledge whatās going on in the world and the amazing selfless work key workers are doing right now? It just baffles me. I think sheās coming across as a nasty self-absorbed narcissist, even more so than usual.
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