Even other influencers whose partners/husbands do all their filming - Alex (husband not brother) McGrath, Claire's husband Paris, Jamie's husband Jack etc, they are not joined at the hip like these two twats. Constantly sat in the bloody Bentley like a couple of extras on Towie. It's not a normal relationship, no one else just swans around drinking rose and eating at Cecconis. Most other influencers show the normal side of their lives from time to time. Lorna's life is so empty, you never see any other family members (apart from the dog), she's only taking off or putting on make up in her robe, or posing around in her crappy outfits. It's very dull, and not content.
Lorna Luxe #2 Shallow, grubby with an OAP hubby
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I’m soooooo tired of seeing the same blue and tan knit outfits over and over and over. Give it a bleeping rest. It’s horrible and her DIY jeans are even worse. Wish I had just stopped looking at her when I unfollowed now!
Omg I’ve noticed that too! The jaw swings all over the shop.
Am I the only one who finds this jumper revolting it’s offending me more than the knit co-ord
This still made me laugh out loud!
OMG she can unhinge her jaw like a snake!
I said this last week! Why would you want to do that?! She's just out of ideas, let's flog my tit again
Is it the filler in her lips or cheeks causing it? She can't even talk properly, the way she says some words is so jarring, along with the jaw all over the place. It's like she's trying to put on a non northern accent at times. I liked her before stories, when you have to see and hear above the shoulders it went downhill
This is so true. You absolutely never see her with her family? School friends? Mum? Any other normal relationships. Her life seems so empty.
She’s got filler in her jaw too ! She really does think she’s beautiful and we are all jealous of her !I said this last week! Why would you want to do that?! She's just out of ideas, let's flog my tit again
Is it the filler in her lips or cheeks causing it? She can't even talk properly, the way she says some words is so jarring, along with the jaw all over the place. It's like she's trying to put on a non northern accent at times. I liked her before stories, when you have to see and hear above the shoulders it went downhill
I think she would find having a ‘real friend ‘ a bit of a competition ..is she prettier , is her jumper nicer , why is everyone looking at her , is her handbag better ???
Vile !
All the ‘friends’ she does have are just as shallow as her. I couldn’t be friends with someone like her. Sometimes she seems like a sweet girl, and prob would be fun to go out with but she’s too materialistic for things she doesn’t even deserve just to show off for the gram.
I think her jaw swings because of her bite probably doesn’t meet properly so the muscles or whatever are out of control. I had Invisalign a few years ago and it’s hard to explain but if I don’t clench my teeth together into what is now a correct bite my jaw will automatically move to the left a little. Mine isn’t as bad as her (I don’t think!) but given that her teeth are so crocked I suspect that could be it.
I think her jaw swings because of her bite probably doesn’t meet properly so the muscles or whatever are out of control. I had Invisalign a few years ago and it’s hard to explain but if I don’t clench my teeth together into what is now a correct bite my jaw will automatically move to the left a little. Mine isn’t as bad as her (I don’t think!) but given that her teeth are so crocked I suspect that could be it.
And so the rodial ads start to appear !! The OAP isn’t a good ad for those eye masks !!! WTF is wrong with her face .. she looks like she’s been skiing and just taken off her ski mask ... but we all know she doesn’t ski !. Has she done half her face with make up or is it fake tan !!! Her make up tutorials are as boring as her Q & A Same ol same ol LL !
. Has she done half her face with make up or is it fake tan !!! Her make up tutorials are as boring as her Q & A Same ol same ol LL !I’d love someone to ask for a house tour on insta !
Strategically placed LV trunk 
And the ring looks like gash there
And the ring looks like gash there
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Someone did and she’s come out with she is private (yet she tells people her and me luxe had sex on a NYC hotel balcony) or just links you to some 6 question interview about her house with photos of just the living room.
This
So damn accurate. There is nothing attractive about her flat except for the living room which they don’t use as living room... they don’t use it for anything but Instagram. it is just a ‘show off’ room and that’s all.She used to have really good friends . Very decent people were very close to her but eventually her mask fell off and they all left her.
Exactly my partner works away, given I hate when he’s away but also nice to watch crap and pamper yourself more!It stinks of control, I agree. No trust your doomed in a relationship.
It’s healthy having time apart, like you I get to watch crappy telly, feet up, snacks It’s great
“And”? Why the hell does she do this?? And what is with the eyebrows brushed up like that!
Sounds like there’s a bit more to this storyThis
She used to have really good friends . Very decent people were very close to her but eventually her mask fell off and they all left her.
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