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They were also scared from the hot dog street food vendors at the pier ...they walked quickly on trying not to pee their pants
Bloody right! I’m a woman nearing 60 and just did a solo holiday in London and was out every night at restaurants, theatre and bars ! Christ grow a pair you dozy idiots!
7/11 near me at the moment is $1 for three BIG bananas, no lie !!It costs $3 for this Banana!
Were already onto a winner
Tonight... We saw them happy. Lots of drink and they probably bought the tour for $20 Groupon.
They could of had a meal each outside instead of spending $25 on pizza I’m glad it’s their loss
Who knew buying snacks from a hotel coffee shop would be expensive?
So they spent months and months planning and banging on about the road trip and it’s like it’s a last minute thing. Their lack of planning and forward thinking is astonishing. They had time for a filling breakfast before the tooooooour. They must have known they would be hungry, they always are because of their strange way of either half starving themselves or gorging like animals!
Though now crater face has learned so much about wine he can add sommelier to his cv. Oh what fun we will have March 23 when the west coast cringe fest has all been shown. We can now see them have a week of Lodge Guys slurry with wine tasting! mmmmmm lambrini
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They are uneducated Neanderthals and completely out of their depth. Embarrassing but hilarious
Though now crater face has learned so much about wine he can add sommelier to his cv. Oh what fun we will have March 23 when the west coast cringe fest has all been shown. We can now see them have a week of Lodge Guys slurry with wine tasting! mmmmmm lambrini
🫤.They are uneducated Neanderthals and completely out of their depth. Embarrassing but hilarious
Yeah that has to be a contender for cringiest moment so far. And Prick even admitted he did want one but the two of them booting away 90mph looking like they were after being mugged or something….They are really so sheltered. Pouty is mentally 22 and Prick thinks he’s the hard man but he’s not. The bad parts of SF are not outside the door of their hotel. They had a Cheesecake Factory across the street that does take away, they had a bunch of diners and pizza places and then up behind them they could have ate in the Tonga room at the Fairmont (great footage) and had a proper meal for less that the $25 cardboard pizza.
Also I’d like to witch slap Westin/Marriott for turning the lobby into what looks like a train station complete with overpriced “food”. It’s probably protected enough that they can’t tear it down but how soulless is it?
They be off to DLP in school holiday when chav and Hannah can take the kids and back to Florida dec/Jan time
Peculiar that they’ve avoided the Castro all together. I suppose they’d say they “did it last time” but there’s probably no vlog to corroborate that. For any non San Fransican gay, the Castro is an absolute shoe-in like the Village in New York, Soho in London or Sitges in Spain. It’s just seeing a side of gay life in a different country. It’s not like they’d be walking into Dore Alley
The first time I went to Los Angeles & went for a wander round West Hollywood and it was absolutely fine. Nothings going to happen unless you want it to, you just politely decline.As for not going out at night, the last time I was in San Fran, a group of us went into Chinatown for a meal & there was a shooting a block away. We heard the gunshots. The restaurant owner closed up & pulled the blinds & we had to stay locked in for around an hour and a half until the police had secured the area. We were staying at the Chinatown Holiday Inn anyway which was only about 10 minutes walk but the restaurant owner couldn’t have been nicer about it. He didn’t even want to charge us for our meals but we left the money for him regardless. It was frightening but kinda fun at the same time.
I really wanna know where you can buy that jewjohn mustard they had at lunsscch.
Oh and the infamous Mexican Italian flag. For a know it all Prick really is one thick bleep.
"This reminds me of.........." (insert either Florida or Star Trek related bollocks) every 5 minutes fucks me off too.
Oh and the infamous Mexican Italian flag. For a know it all Prick really is one thick bleep.
"This reminds me of.........." (insert either Florida or Star Trek related bollocks) every 5 minutes fucks me off too.
When they were having their ice cream, Nick said where they were reminded them of Mount Dora, Winter Garden, Winter Park and Florida. He then went on to say everywhere was unique and not commercialised. This trip is hilarious.
ETA Nick "look how dark those grapes are, no wonder red wine is dark"
ETA Nick "look how dark those grapes are, no wonder red wine is dark"
Uncle Fester sounded terrified when they boarded the bus and some people actually spoke to them. They're such a weird couple.
Trader Joes around the corner from the Westin is 29c a banana. Just saying.
What an absolute clusterfuck! How Prick can say with a straight face that he’s a travel agent, he should be embarrassed. This shitshow of a road trip should be advertised as ‘How not to do it’. Do the total opposite of these twats and you may have a modicum of success. Did I really sit through countless slogs watching them eat fish butties and toasted current tea cakes whilst planning this trip? WTF. Guys, just in case you didn’t know…..you fucked up big time. Then putting in a teaser that you’re having to make changes to your plans, please for the love of God, stop with the fake travel agent tit.
The Wine Tour clearly didn’t go as they expected. Who books a tour and doesn’t read the itinerary or reviews on what to expect? That’d be the one and only Prick. They were so out of their comfort zone on the minibus. Wonder if anyone knew who they were? Or if any of them minded being filmed?
Had to laugh when Pouty said how nice it was to be driven around for the day. Remind me Pouty, when was the last time you actually sat in the drivers seat? You’ve been driven around every day since you landed…
I’ve just lost my ‘New’ member status - I feel like I belong
The Wine Tour clearly didn’t go as they expected. Who books a tour and doesn’t read the itinerary or reviews on what to expect? That’d be the one and only Prick. They were so out of their comfort zone on the minibus. Wonder if anyone knew who they were? Or if any of them minded being filmed?
Had to laugh when Pouty said how nice it was to be driven around for the day. Remind me Pouty, when was the last time you actually sat in the drivers seat? You’ve been driven around every day since you landed…
I’ve just lost my ‘New’ member status - I feel like I belong
Just a random thought, if pouty was to sing at a karaoke would he have to reinterpret the Marvin Gaye classic as, What's going off?
Regarding the “gayborhoods” I suspect these 2 think it would be all sex and drugs or flamboyant gay men who Prick clearly resents and is uncomfortable around because of his own issues. In reality those places are all
very upmarket so the only thing that would offend him would be the prices! If they sold every property they have they wouldn’t be able to afford a bedsit in Castro/WeHo etc You’d think they’d enjoy seeing another slice of life but they’re so miserable and scared of their shadow.
The next few slogs will be disasters now, the stress on their faces over the Death Valley situation. I almost felt bad because they were so out of their depth….almost!
very upmarket so the only thing that would offend him would be the prices! If they sold every property they have they wouldn’t be able to afford a bedsit in Castro/WeHo etc You’d think they’d enjoy seeing another slice of life but they’re so miserable and scared of their shadow.
The next few slogs will be disasters now, the stress on their faces over the Death Valley situation. I almost felt bad because they were so out of their depth….almost!
Oh the joys of Google, its a wonderful thing Nick. You should try it sometime
So they have booked a hotel in the Death Valley area that they have prepaid and can't get a refund on? Not very travel-agenty that, is it Prick? And am I right in thinking they might go to Vegas a different route and then drive back to the Death Valley hotel (though not DV itself as closed) and stay there anyway, just so they don't lose what they have paid for it? Who the duck would do that? Probably cheaper and far less hassle to not bother and just suck up the loss. After all, if they booked it through Prick's travel agency, they must have got a night there for less than the price of a hotel lobby banana.
#30 Caravan cohabitants USA disaster, Nick in bed early each night plastered
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