Oh yes! Him and the skank had split up finally after her shagging anything with a pulse but it then decided it wanted him back under her control so was bombarding him with texts and messages (via her daughter's SM's no less) to rein him back in. As part of this it turned up pissed at his Birfday do at some kebab joint then carried on boozing until it was unable to stand, then it decided to drive the Pink Monstrosity Range Rover home ending up embedded in someone's front garden hedge and the plods turning up to nick her.Eeee did he??? Well my sympathy was short lived
"Iwernt dwiving!" it shreiked. "It woz sumwun elws drivin and dey fucked off an left MEEEEEEEE!!!" sprawled in the car covered in vomit with her drawers in the glove box, "Fone Kwiss - ee knaws!"
They did phone Kwiss and the tit turned up to the nick to defend it. He lied that YES "Sumwun elws woz drivin" but refused to name them, however in doing all this lying for the skank he was effectively back under the thing's commands again, plus he'd also fucked himself by lying to the police for her benefit and skank took this as confirmation that he did indeed want to go back to her so she kept at him constantly throughout other relationships he had. It was during this time skanky turned up at Gangsta Mansion with her daughter P in-tow and proceeded to attempt to break-in by climbing through the front window to "get at" Bianca - after this occasion he told her in no uncertain terms "Go away or I'll dish the dirt!" mentioning he had her entire episide recorded on his home cctv. It scuttled away.
Now of course he cannot now go to the plods to say "Yeah she woz driving that night!" because he'd drop himelf in the shite so what else does he know eh??? Gangsta Boy is afraid of the skank it seems
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it probably stopped in that person's hedge for a piss (as it has been known in to do) then the residents went and ruined it by objecting.
