I had a nose on Air b and b earlier, but I couldn’t see her listing. There was a fair bit of choice for her area though. She will have some competition.
Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?
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Gainford is the area you want.So has anyone found the listing on Airbnb yet?
I've checked practically the whole Darlington area and there's bugger all
Surely she's not telling lies...................
Yes looked there to start with but crickets. Widened search area on the map because as we all know she likes to think she lives in North Yorkshire rather than Co Durham
Low Green, in the place as mentioned above. There is a church next door. I too have looked in that area and there Is a cottage called The Old Dairy available and a few other bits, but nothing which matches her description. Unless of course she has thrown in a red herring of sorts.Yes looked there to start with but crickets. Widened search area on the map because as we all know she likes to think she lives in North Yorkshire rather than Co Durham
I don't believe she's done it. Could you imagine the pervs she'd get booking it!Low Green, in the place as mentioned above. There is a church next door. I too have looked in that area and there Is a cottage called The Old Dairy available and a few other bits, but nothing which matches her description. Unless of course she has thrown in a red herring of sorts.
She's practically admitted to all the readers of the Mail that she's up for a good seeing to (with the added bonus of the cash she'd get for the room) she's would attract all sorts of weirdos. That's not to mention the fact that she couldn't cope with folks messing up the place. Yes I know she lived in a hovel previously but can you imagine someone spilling something on her expensive 'preparation table'....
She has either removed the listing already (lack of interest) or like you say, she was telling fibs and it’s just the usual weekly fodder for her column.
Came rushing here to try to work out what the "unthinkable" thing was LJ was going to do to make money.
Relieved it's not Only Fans.
Relieved it's not Only Fans.
Only Grans?
It’s not true but it’s going to give her endless stories to churn out about how ghastly everyone is.
I hope someone turns up and dies their hair black on her fluffy towels.
I hope someone turns up and dies their hair black on her fluffy towels.
And stains the loo seat brow with fake tan!
Can you imagine how happy a species would be if LJ announced she was leaving them alone
I’m guessing her next move will be to slate the conveyancing firm for not commenting on the properties EPC rating which may or may not explain high bills
hence the cost of heat the vicarage annex.
An ironically, in her "liz loathes" she complains about someone else's treatment of animals.
Some people will liken her to Lily Allen! 
Who are these people who trust her to take on challenging animals? Despite what she'd have us believe, she's no St Francis.
Who are these people who trust her to take on challenging animals? Despite what she'd have us believe, she's no St Francis.
I don't believe the dog can recognise the logos on bags of shopping either or gets excited that it might be getting M+S food.
I am surprised she hasn’t offered up a Fortnum & Mason bag too.
At least Alice is safely away from Jug Ears.
How can someone who has had so many dogs over the years be so ignorant of their behaviour and needs?
How can someone who has had so many dogs over the years be so ignorant of their behaviour and needs?
Because she sees them as accessories, like shoes and handbags - something to make her look good - rather than as living breathing, sentient, sensitive creatures.
She only notices them in relation to how their behaviour impacts on her own comfort (eg they've poo'd on the floor) and self-image (eg they've killed a sheep so she looks like a bad owner) , not how it indicates their own distress and longing for loving attention.
At least Alice is in less danger of drowning - I just hope her owner is more careful where she goes next time.