Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

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I know some people take weight loss jabs because they want to feel better about their appearance, but for a lot of people it’s more about health concerns than how they look in a mirror. LJ is projecting her own insecurities onto others here.
 
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That's a particularly horrible piece.
It doesn't seem to occur to her that not everyone is like her. Not everyone has a history of Anorexia and those who do, don't all have the same experience and mindset as Liz has.
There are so many other eating disorders and so many reasons for people to find themselves overweight, sometimes dangerously so, and Liz can't relate to the feeling of achieving a goal (in this case losing excess weight) and feeling proud and happy and grateful to and for the body. Liz can't fathom that not all fat people hate their bodies.
She doesn’t understand that not everyone is striving for perfection and not everyone is so self-flagellating that they only look in the changing room mirror to see how big their arse looks. Newsflash Liz: some of us are just checking whether the clothes we're trying fit properly.
She didn't necessarily write the provocative headline but she did write the rest of that pile of absolute shite and she should be ashamed, as should whatever editor deemed it suitable for publication.
Also, re all this guff about covering mirrors and avoiding her reflection all the time and only using a compact mirror when applying makeup: why all the complaints about the light above the mirror in David's bathroom not working then? She got nearly as much mileage out of that one as she does out of the Dunhill fecking lighter.
 
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My delightful husband took one look at madam and said “who’d want to sh*g that, it’d be like rattling up and down a toast rack” and he is the most polite and courteous of men - it must be bad
 
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She's a sort of reverse Dorian Grey.
There's a painting of a supermodel in the loft of the annexe...
PS. She has *never* been diagnosed with anorexia (except by herself) and has *never* been sectioned. These fantasies sit alongside her "complex PTSD" and her pretend self-loathing. Is she not, by her own pen, a catch and sex queen of the universe?
Fuck off, Juggo.
 
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So as well as being profoundly deaf, having vertigo, anorexia, being sectioned (that's a new one isn't it?) and 'complex' PTSD, she has spectrophobia or elsoptrophobia ... and reluctance to let go of her mum's hand on her first day at school (along with all the other rising 5s) means she's 'ashamed'. Yeah right. On that basis, she could offer herself to a medical student who needs a subject for their doctorate thesis.
Her next Dreary title - "In which I realise my true worth at last - as a subject for medical research."
 
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Moan moan and more poor me moans. Is she trying to elicit a compliment, is she expecting someone to say Liz you are not only wise but also beautiful, oops not expecting a compliment but being found delusional.
BUT with this latest missive she has underlined to everyone why she looks so awful and hard faced.
She doesn’t look in mirrors. The hair, the makeup all so dated and ageing. Stuck in the seventies I think, oh but she’s nearly 70.
I’m getting very confused now, poor me.
 
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Do you think she was playing for sympathy quoting David 1 (the ungrateful beast) ? I wanted to stand and applaud the man !
 
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Thread title, although it may be a while before it’s needed with madam’s output
#”I’ll leave you to abuse yourself to the fading memory of a failed second-hand car salesman.”
 
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Looks like David 1.0 has heeded our pleas to run. Sensible bloke.

I'm guessing the drug addict thing is probably prescribed medication, as she has often used his physical condition as a means of denigrating him. If he really was an ex-druggie, she'd have mentioned it before. Not one to hold back when it comes to putting an ex down is she? Why on earth was he (allegedly) going to visit anyway?
 
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Can’t pay her gas bill. Drinks a bottle of wine every day. I think if Fergie needs a new roommate, she and Liz can bond over a similar outlook on financial responsibility.
 
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And David’s been outed as an “ ex drug addict” now
He liked a bit of puff now and again.
Not like Juggo's impression of Nunu on Mumsnet about a few years ago. No connection with her wonky conk. Oh no...
 
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He liked a bit of puff now and again.
Not like Juggo's impression of Nunu on Mumsnet about a few years ago. No connection with her wonky conk. Oh no...
I’ve never actually seen her coke snorting photo though I’ve read about it many times .

Would quite like to actually see it if anyone has it / can find it .
 
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